"So are you just going to get those hotpants from the sex shop?"

"Good luck bra shopping."

"What are you going to do for pubes?"
"Oh, i'm just gonna cut off some of my Ashlee Simpson wig and curl it up."


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hey gang.
please visit me over on xanga or myspace
it gets ever so lonely...

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LX&R tells me that whenever Jeff Town asks who hes hanging out with (and it happens to be the faggle), Alex just says, "the coke whores." And Jeff Town will instantly reply, "oh, matty and them ( Read more... )

I think that my looks must be cyclical, like the phases of the moon. Well, i don’t think it happens as often-it’s more likely seasonal. And, unfortunately, i feel as if i’m entering a period of waning handsomeness. It’s really quite depressing. I mean, i can’t take a good picture to save my life ( Read more... )

im tired and hungoverish and the amateur strip contest at hydrate last night wasnt so great and the cute bartender waved like he knew me and i saw a boy i used to be in love with and one of the owners of the club closed the GODDAMNED garage door-window-thing ON MY ARM and its all bruised and numb and the a-hole only bought us shots to compensate ( Read more... )

I was a yoga virgin ( Read more... )

Hughes and i stumble upon the Italian-American festival in that empty lot where Gallery 37 kids do their artwork. The one across from Marshall Field's and Borders. We have to check it out, for i am half-wop, you know ( Read more... )

After a rousing political debate (four of us liberals arguing with a woman who campaigned for Dubya), i have to take a long walk, so i head up to the Sheridan to see what our presidential usurper is up to. We saw the helicopters flying Bush Jr. into Chicago earlier in the morning. I head up Michigan until i get to that walkway next to the Tribune ( Read more... )