1st wild-fire whiz-bang [voice]

Mar 29, 2009 21:53

[have a splash, followed soon after by the sound of someone spitting out a mouthful of water]



Nothing like a nice dip after snuffing it. I feel so refreshed.

Honestly, I know George is the holy one, but is it too much to ask for a choir of angels to come round and serenade me whilst I wade in these hallowed waters?

Tasted like dung, by the

still waiting on those angels, how you doin, hi my name is gred and i'm dead, may wanna check your water supply, party hard, awaiting heavenly choirs

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the_futurequeen March 30 2009, 02:06:43 UTC
Snuffed it

Are you alright?

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voice; himynameisgred March 30 2009, 02:08:55 UTC
Hark! I hear a pretty voice.

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voice; oh lord I love him kdjkad the_futurequeen March 30 2009, 02:10:03 UTC
Well, I'm not an angel, sorry.

But I can bring you a blanket, if you'd like. Or something hot to drink.

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voice; lakdsjf I hope I don't screw him up royally orz himynameisgred March 30 2009, 02:14:24 UTC
Ah, you say you're not, but I'm hard-pressed to believe you.

Do dead people even need blankets?

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i_know_stuff March 30 2009, 02:14:43 UTC
I hate to be the bringer of bad news but you're not in heaven. Or hell because you were probably going to wonder that next.

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voice; himynameisgred March 30 2009, 02:17:58 UTC
So what's left? Purgatory? Nearly-Headless Nick-dom? Except I didn't lose my head period, thank God.

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Re: voice; i_know_stuff March 30 2009, 02:19:43 UTC
I'm sorry all those answers were incorrect. The correct answer would be a nexus dimension that brings in people from various universes and or time lines in history.

Nearly-Headless-Nick? How can someone be nearly headless?

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voice; himynameisgred March 30 2009, 02:33:03 UTC
Golly gee, how foolish of me for not guessing nexus dimension right off the bat.

I think I've heard this before.

Let's just say certain executioners should broaden their horizons.

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audio; threeatonce March 30 2009, 02:24:51 UTC
Breath mint?

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audio; himynameisgred March 30 2009, 02:35:50 UTC
Oh, more than one.

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audio; threeatonce March 30 2009, 02:36:33 UTC
There's always a steady supply of Listerine to be found in corner stores if you're really pushing nasty.

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audio; himynameisgred March 30 2009, 02:46:12 UTC
Is that a Muggle thing?

I'm beyond pushing- I'm practically nasty personified.

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[Voice] child_radical March 30 2009, 02:29:58 UTC
You've probably heard it by now, but if not then I'll tell you. You're stuck here. Welcome to the City.

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[Voice] himynameisgred March 30 2009, 02:40:59 UTC
The City of Disgusting Water?

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[Voice] child_radical March 30 2009, 02:44:19 UTC
It's just the City. Unimaginative I know.

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[Voice] himynameisgred March 30 2009, 02:54:22 UTC
Uninspired is a better term.

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1/3; sob sob sob suncolors March 30 2009, 02:33:20 UTC
Oh.

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suncolors March 30 2009, 02:34:07 UTC
I don't want--

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3/3; audio suncolors March 30 2009, 02:34:36 UTC
I know that voice.

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audio; baaaaaaaaw himynameisgred March 30 2009, 02:43:49 UTC
I know that voice.

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