1st wild-fire whiz-bang [voice]

[himynameisgred]

[have a splash, followed soon after by the sound of someone spitting out a mouthful of water]

…

Nothing like a nice dip after snuffing it. I feel so refreshed.

Honestly, I know George is the holy one, but is it too much to ask for a choir of angels to come round and serenade me whilst I wade in these hallowed waters?

Tasted like dung, by the

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[i_know_stuff]

I hate to be the bringer of bad news but you're not in heaven. Or hell because you were probably going to wonder that next.

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[himynameisgred]

So what's left? Purgatory? Nearly-Headless Nick-dom? Except I didn't lose my head period, thank God.

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[i_know_stuff]

I'm sorry all those answers were incorrect. The correct answer would be a nexus dimension that brings in people from various universes and or time lines in history.

Nearly-Headless-Nick? How can someone be nearly headless?

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[himynameisgred]

Golly gee, how foolish of me for not guessing nexus dimension right off the bat.

I think I've heard this before.

Let's just say certain executioners should broaden their horizons.

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[i_know_stuff]

It was a really neat prize you could have won too.

Sounds like they should quit their day job.

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[himynameisgred]

Can I still win it?

And their night job.

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[i_know_stuff]

You'd have to do something really amazing. Only I know what that is though. So first you have to figure it out, then you have to do it.

I wonder how much an executioner gets paid?

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[himynameisgred]

My dear lady, everything I do is amazing.

Not enough to ensure quality executing, apparently.

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[i_know_stuff]

Not lacking in the confidence department are you?

How are you enjoying the City so far?

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[himynameisgred]

Sweet of you to notice, really.

Aside from the fountain, it's not half bad. I think I can get some work done here.

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[i_know_stuff]

I've known my share of men without any confidence so I know the difference.

What kind of work would that be?

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[himynameisgred]

A man should always be confident, especially next to a confident woman.

The fun kind.

Re: voice;

[i_know_stuff]

Flattery will only get you so far but it's pretty far that it'll get you. Especially since the only people I really know here can't seem to get past the fact that I am a woman now.

As apposed to most work right?

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[himynameisgred]

Now, you say?

Absolutely.

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[i_know_stuff]

Really complicated. Involving time travel, preventing a horrible future for mutant kind, and other such complicated things.

I'm glad I never had a real job.

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[himynameisgred]

You wouldn't be so cruel to deny me a good story, would you?

Define 'real' job. Because my job was very real.