funny stupid attorneys

[hime2emeh]

These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

Comments

[corander_walsh]

LOL, thanks for sharing, I'm going to have to get that book from the library! ^_^

[hime2emeh]

haha it's a good laugh. my personal favorite from above is this:

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?