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These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


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FUNNIEST ONE-LINERS
CUPID'S ARROW
1. "A guy knows he's in love when ho loses interest in his car for a couple of days." TIM ALLEN

CUPID'S ARROW SHARPENED
1. "When I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was Always." RITA RUDNER

2. "Women don't want to hear what you think. Women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice." BILL ( Read more... )