i walked outside this morning to have a cigarette and i saw two jehovah's witnesses knocking on my neighbor's door. i went to my van to get cigarettes, they took one look at me and kept walking to the next house ( Read more... )

i feel like someone pulled a chair out from under me.

so hors' d'oeuvres had a band meeting in a chat room on aim tonight.

( it turned into this: )

be sure to check out this:

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isd4c

P.S.

Dan needs to take a shit.

yesterday sucked, but today looks promising.

brendon's room smells like shit and his house is humid--not hot--as fuck.
i'm sweatin' bullets and all i did was tighten the tension rods on my bass drum.

recordin' tonight.
target songs: this ain't beer y'all is decievers + run sissy run.

hors' d'oeuvres, what?

alright motherfucks:

so i've been thinking about one of aquinas' cosmological arguments lately (no real concept of why); i was trying to decide if i thought it was logically sound--it seemed funny to me--like funny weird, not funny haha.

so i translated one of his proofs into this: (x)(Ey)Cxywhat that basically says is this: all things are such ( Read more... )

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How to make a hiimjoe
Ingredients:

1 part nadz

3 parts total sex

17 parts rad
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a nascar coffee mug. Serve with a slice of john denver, a pinch of salt and an awesome of ferrets. Best if served with a bag of dicks.

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

fuck you.
i ain't back.