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Jun 09, 2007 08:33

When my dad asked if Alex could move in six months ago? I said fine, whatever.

When she moved in a week ago after me not hearing another word about it (and finding out from my mother's best friend)? I said fine, whatever.

When she's done countless really annoying and inconsiderate things over the past two years (like make me make three hours at her hair salon to get my BANGS TRIMMED (1 min max), I said fine, whatever.

When, after going to bed at two am, she wakes me up at with incessant yapping RIGHT THE FUCK OUTSIDE MY DOOR at 7am, I said fine, whatever. I got up, got dressed, made everybody breakfast, and got over the fact that I had wanted to catch up on sleep until at least eleven.

When she turns the fan in my dad's room full blast to the point where it's about to fall off the ceiling and I can hear the annoying little tap of the string hitting the glass across the hall, I'M NOT GOING TO SAY FINE, WHATEVER.

So I go in there and turn it down myself ONE NOTCH since she's on the phone.
Alex: What are you doing?
Hider: I can hear the stupid tap all the way across the hall and it's driving me crazy.
Alex: I need a fan on.
Hider: It's still on and on high for that matter Alex, just not about to fall off the ceiling.
Alex: I need it on higher.
Hider: *stares at her*
Alex: I'll just turn it back on when I get out of the shower.
Hider: It's not off!
Alex: *stares*
Hider: Fine, what the fuck ever, I'll just turn my music up.

So now I'm blaring the screamo I know she hates and if her ditzy ass self says one word about it I swear to God I'm about to go off.

And for those who need a visulization of her: Jenifer Coolidge in Legally Blonde, seriously. Chubby. Big boobs. Big hair. NO BRAINS WHAT SO EVER. She even does hair and nails.

ETA: And now she's gotten my dad in the middle and saying I'M being the rude and inconsiderate bitch.

ETA 2: Apparently me being a spoiled brat has someone worked its way into the convo as well. *rolls eyes*

people: alex, misc: rant

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