Trimming Bushes - Uruha/Reita - 1/1

[heygeorge]

Just editing and reposting an old fic.

Title: Trimming Bushes
Chapters: 1/1
Author: heygeorge
Genre: humor
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Uruha/Reita
Summary: Uruha discovers something shocking when he is slipping his pants down. He forces Reita to the bathroom to fix the problem.
Extra: Thank you kawasakininja (jeez I'm sorry :D) and rukana for helping me out.

Comments

[tongy_bear]

jehfdjfhd BWAHAHAHAHA! SEME URU IS WIN.

Overall, I couldn't stop grinning, and then laughing like a HYENA whilst reading this. This is hilarious!

[heygeorge]

THERE IS NO OTHER URUHA THAN SEME URUHA. And Reita wouldn't want it any other way. |D Even if he has to shave his legs for his poor hairy hunny, it doesn't matter!
I'm grinning reading about you grinning, so good to hear it. Thank you for reading and leaving a comment! :))

[cherryrazor]

WIN! WINWINWINWIN WIN!
Kitty approves very much! ;D

Management didn’t let Kai loose in the building until he at least had his makeup on and hair curled. That way it wasn’t as nerve-wracking to find out that it was fifteen minutes until stage time and Kai-kun was nowhere to be found.
I swear I roared with laughter so loud that I might have woken up the whole apartment building xDDDD

Ruki was still keeping to himself and sucking on his bottle, Aoi was knocked out cold on an uncomfortable chair.
LMFAO!! You have no idea what images that conjured up in my mind, but I gotta tell you they're so made of win xDDD Or more like what you wrote is made out of win xD

Sometimes his hairy thighs scared the bejeebus out of Uruha himself when he was unprepared, trying to take a leak first thing in the morning.
Why does this seem so damn funny to me?
I can just picture it so clearly in my mind! xDDD

Reita rinsed the razor for the last time and shaving foam with gently curled black hairs disappeared down the sinkThat's just sexy.. in a morbid

[heygeorge]

HELLO KITTY. I really like your comments. I still remember your long comment about German and Finnish penises. ;D

It's good you find poor Kai and his obsessive compulsive actions here so amusing. :D I think there is certainly some truth about this, because we can always see Kai flipping through pages and writing something out and having completely pointless conversations about lighting or their entrance to the stage with the poor staff. I wonder how he bothers.

And Aoi and Ruki played a very important role here, obviously. Aoi sleeping and Ruki sucking in Coke. Amazing.

And I like these quote-comment comments, they amuse me like nothing else. Thank you so much for all the super kind words. Your nice comments and you are always welcome here. :DD

[cherryrazor]

Wow!
I can't believe that you remember that O.O

I think you're right. There really is some truth to it. Kai really might have some sort of OCD or workaholic tendencies. Maybe that's why he loses stuff too. He's so wrapped up in all those pointless conversations about lighting and whatnot that he forgets all that other unimportant stuff xDDD

*gives Aoi and Ruki a standing ovation*
Yeah, they really did play a very important role ;P

You're welcome and I'm glad that my comments aren't pointless :D

[affyzala]

WAAAA you stopped it right when it was about to get good!!

[heygeorge]

Poor Reita had no idea what he had coming! He is totally going to get it now, especially with his hands lubed. |D I'm sure they had lots of happy bathroom sex.

Thanks! :)

[heygeorge]

UNBEARABLE COW

LOL WHAT WHAT. WHAT IS THIS. You are calling me a cow! And it got waay to hot in the bathroom afterward, had to give them their privacy, didn't I. ;) Thanks!

[heygeorge]

Munchkin. :3 lol!

[keimaxwell]

Ahahaha~ poor Reita. Or maybe not? X3

[heygeorge]

DEFINITELY NOT POOR. His hard manual labor with a dangerous tool will be GRATEFULLY REWARDED. I am sure he will have no complaints to file after! Thanks for reading. :D