Trimming Bushes - Uruha/Reita - 1/1

[heygeorge]

Just editing and reposting an old fic.

Title: Trimming Bushes
Chapters: 1/1
Author: heygeorge
Genre: humor
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Uruha/Reita
Summary: Uruha discovers something shocking when he is slipping his pants down. He forces Reita to the bathroom to fix the problem.
Extra: Thank you kawasakininja (jeez I'm sorry :D) and rukana for helping me out.

Comments

[rukana]

Aw, no problem honey; I like to help. The rewrite is awesome! :D I think it's good either way, actually. (^_^)b
I'm just honored that you mentioned me. <3

I LOVE this fic. *giggles* Your Uruha is just so wonderful. :D

[rukana]

I'm having some trouble expressing myself verbally today... (>_>)
Sorry if I don't make sense! m(_ _)m

[soundofrespire]

Are you shitting me? How can you stop there T_T
But I must say... evenjust reading it, Uruha's thigh-hair freaked me out XD

[heygeorge]

Uruha's thigh-hair freaked you out? Why? Isn't it just lovely? I imagined it as something like this

[fatalblissy]

OH YOU JUST HAD TO MAKE ME SHIT MYSELF IN FEAR DIDN'T YOU. D

[heygeorge]

WHY. ISN'T IT SEXY. Think how it is to lick up those hairy thighs.

Later you'd have to cough up hairballs like a cat. |3

[quarrions]

I just died ..
I literally rolled down from the chair and was laughing on the floor, I am not lying XD ....
this was extremly hilarious , just the image of Uruha without shaved legs ... poor guy ...he has so many responsibilities XD ...almost like us , women
and I really think man wasn´t created with the same patience for these things as we were ...lolololoolololol...
still uruha could use it in his own favor XD
seriously this was perfect.... reita so concentrated, he didn´t notice anything
thanks for writing this, made my day...eeeer actually night XD

[heygeorge]

AHAH. Uruha's thighs are pretty fatal, smooth and perfect or horribly hairy, both works. The whole fic came from me wondering how he kept it up and if he shaved, how would he do it. He wouldn't do anything himself, of course. :D He has Reita for this. All the sacrifices Uruha has to make to look pretty~. Though I'm sure he doesn't mind this at all, ehehehee.

Thank you so much for the kind words! :)

[evilgeniuskoji]

sdkmlgs;lg I love you, you insane woman. Why aren't you talking to me any more again?

Ruki only coughed faintly in acknowledgment from his corner. There wasn’t actually much of Ruki to be seen under the matching woolen hat and overflowing scarf combo he had on. The man had gotten himself sick again and he was avidly dividing his attention between a cup of horrible smelling herbal tea and diet Coke.

Favorite bit. 8D I love sick!Ruki. I wanna write sick!Ruki now. Maybe I should. And dedicate it to you.

OCD Kai makes me lawl. 8D Getting lost in the building.

Mwahahaha, Uru's hairy thighs. >D I like how he works. SO MANRII. URU, YOU'RE COOL. SHOW THAT BITCH REITA. 8D

[evilgeniuskoji]

AND. I liked! Reita draping himself over poor sick Ruki and being an ass in general. It's greeeat. 8D

[heygeorge]

YES OF COURSE. You are picking out all the Ruki/Reita references! :D <3

[evilgeniuskoji]

Nooo, I like it because it seems like something Reita would do, annoying a sick person. Bet Ruki would've kicked his ass if he wasn't feeling so bad.

[gazerotica]

laughing - really laughing - can't type

thank you xxxxxxxxxxx

[heygeorge]

Oahahaah I'm so glad to hear it from you! And to get the numerous x's, hell yes. Thank you for reading, laughing and then leaving such a cute comment. :D