...Well, it's Valentine's Day.

...

...The weather's nice, isn't it~?

Risotto.

If you lay another finger on my Doppio I swear to God I will take you to that cave in the woods and do ten times as much damage as I did to Illuso.

Feel grateful that I'm letting you stay alive for now.

Jesus Christ I am bored.

The gang isn't going through a crisis. I'm in hiding so I can't laugh at the misfortunes of the people around me. I can't even listen to decent gossip.

I also absolutely suck at have lost interest in online poker. And solitaire.

How did I stay sane living alone so long befo--

...Oh. Right. Doppio.

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Diavolo checked me in to an institution. They let me out today, but I'm still getting daily therapy ( Read more... )

Risotto, you are a cheat. A goddamn cheat.

Don't hack an online poker site just to get back at your boss. I can interpret that as treason.

Blackjack. Tonight. On a completely different website. I'll be waiting.

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I've gone back into hiding. If any of you idiots look for me I'll kill you on sight.

Yes, I'm aware my identity isn't exactly a secret at this point, but that's not why I've gone back. I'm just sick of people. Living in hiding for so many years left me incapable of communicating properly with people.

So fuck you all. I'm finished.

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Love is a ridiculous emotion. Who the hell would insist on unnecessary emotional attachment? It's detrimental to important work that needs to be done without being burdened by something as ridiculous as "love."

Honestly.

All right. I know all about Diavolo. I know he was taking advantage of me from the beginning.
But...he's gone now. Risotto did some weird brain surgery with his Metallica, and now he's shoved to the back of my head where nobody can find him.
I'm finally free...

In other news, I'm living at Oye's now. It's...kind of smelly~