Severus Snape, 01 September 1995, Note

Aug 23, 2007 17:37

Name: Severus Snape
Date: September 1st, 1995
Format: Note/"Art"
Relevence: Documents Stage II in the Ministry's first Voldemort War-era attempt to take Hogwarts, and illustrates S. Snape's opinions of various members of the 1995-6 Hogwarts staff. One of a collection of similar notes and sketches in the same hand, retrieved from a locked box in ( Read more... )

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blackdasphodele August 24 2007, 04:35:11 UTC
*DIES LAUGHING* Oh holy god... Muahahah! It's AWESOME!

*eyebrows raise, lips quirking*
That's a rather flattering likeness, Severus.

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exsequeverus August 24 2007, 04:39:55 UTC
Totally Danny's fault! ^_^ I don't remember why, exactly.. but I'm sure it is!
...and a beep for Cissa, because her icon begs one. ^,^

(regards it in some satisfaction)
Yes, I think it really captures her. Although possibly there should have been more bows.

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blackdasphodele August 24 2007, 04:52:20 UTC
I'm sure too. *nodnod* Always Danny's fault.
Eeeheehee- icon here in response to Beep.

*laughs*
And more pink. Vile, vile pink.

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exsequeverus August 24 2007, 05:28:05 UTC
Icon thoroughly reinforces beeps and so forth!
er, formatting. n,n;

(mock-offended)
I don't own pink ink!

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humming_bee August 24 2007, 04:38:02 UTC
*coughs into his hand, may or may not be covering an undignified snort*
*swallows, regaining composure*
That is quite a lot of symbolism for a table napkin. Truly, you have a gift.

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exsequeverus August 24 2007, 04:44:46 UTC
(enjoying his reaction)
There's only so long I can listen to the same poorly-veiled threats before my brain starts dribbling into the roast from boredom. If the curse gets her early, can I cover her classes?

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humming_bee August 24 2007, 05:34:35 UTC
*amused*
A most unpleasant combination of flavors I doubt not, and so I must thank you for sparing us.

Perhaps you may, time frame allowing. I am sure you understand that it would have to be a generous margin from the start of term.

I can hear you two talking about me up there! :)

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exsequeverus August 24 2007, 06:03:56 UTC
Are you sure you want to thank me? You did sit me right next to her. You always put me next to them.
(eyes him, slow and meditative)
Really, most unkind.

(hopeful)
What about in spurts?
(indicates Fred and George with a cut of his eyes)
There's conspiracy afoot already; you can feel it, can't you? Limited 'unsupervised' access to the stores could be arranged; it's never long before excuses for detentions occur...

o/` Caaan you feeeel teh luuuuurve tonight... (g)

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exsequeverus August 24 2007, 05:16:35 UTC
GLEEEEE! Esp for comment!Fenrir!

(grumbles)
No, she's hearts-and-flowers for Fudge, and he's in Luke's pocket, so she's to be kept happy for now. Which I suppose means intact.

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exsequeverus August 24 2007, 05:34:10 UTC
(looks hurt)
He's sharing his stash with you?

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kissed_soul August 24 2007, 06:20:34 UTC
The Hat! It's adorable! Here, have meta-Barty!

I have to ask: Blondie or Toadface?

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exsequeverus August 24 2007, 06:26:32 UTC
(assures him)
Oh, Lockhart I can comment on at length.

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kissed_soul August 24 2007, 06:28:06 UTC
*sits down, looking interested. Fascinated, really*

Please, tell me.

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exsequeverus August 24 2007, 06:39:47 UTC
Does Barty want meta or in-era? Either way, he'll probably get it tomorrow or so. (is fading)

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acidquotes August 25 2007, 09:17:52 UTC
*gapes speechlessly, stops, closes jaw, considers, opens mouth... nope. Struck mute. No words.*

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exsequeverus August 25 2007, 14:01:08 UTC
Rita! ♥
Couldn't get a meta-interpretation for that, could I? (big eyes)

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acidquotes August 25 2007, 17:33:13 UTC
*places a hand on his shoulder and asks oh-so-sympathetically* Severus, I know it may hurt to remember, but can you tell me... How often did he abuse these drugs? How often did you and the other staff and students have to face this?

Did he ever... hurt you, Severus? It's all right.

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exsequeverus August 25 2007, 18:01:24 UTC
So. Much. Love. XDDD
Sev is SULKING. Wishing he could believe Hermione's hold over her would last forever (not that he knows about it). He wants to respond properly sooooo much. I mean, the lemon drops alone!

(shrugs her hand off)
Ms. Skeeter, as you're very well aware, the Headmaster doesn't require the help of recreationals to spout ...(several contemplative beats)... apparent non-sequiturs. (drones, eyes seeking patience) You may remember from your own years that it's his tradition to confound the expectations of incoming first years at the Welcome Feast, et cetera and so forth.
(annoyed)
We've only had to face such a lengthy interruption once, though. Admirable as Professor Umbridge's enthusiasm is, most new teachers have the sense to let him get it over with.

(is bereft of speech. helpless. thrumming with some tightly-contained, overwrought emotion)

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