Alastor Moody, Resolutions, 1985-1996

[auror_a_moody]

Name: Alastor Moody
Format: Resolutions
Date: 1 January of 1985, 1987, 1988, 1992, & 1996
Relevance: Documents the end of Alastor Moody's career as an Auror and his subsequent retirement.
Warnings: My apologies to dial-up users.

Comments

[archon_mentha]

These are fantastic! I just love the image of Moody in a cubicle. *g* And the 1992 and 1996 ones make me very sad for him...

[auror_a_moody]

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed them!
hee, Yeah, I thoroughly enjoyed the image of him in a cubicle, too...

[twolions]

HEE! These are lovely!

*chuckles*
You and Mum should start a knitting circle. Might finally make that tea cozy to fit over the house that she's been nattering on about.

[auror_a_moody]

Thank you! :-)

*raises the eyebrow over his non-magical eye*
*growls*
Knitting circle, hmmm? Interesting idea... Have to think about that...

[twolions]

*nods, lips twitching*
Might be a way to throw the Death Eaters of our tracks. We could develop a full code out of coloured yarn. Or knitted scarves?

[auror_a_moody]

*rolls his non-magical eye*
*grumbles*
Don't be ridiculous...
*trails off*
*pauses for a moment*
Actually...
*growls*
Maybe we could make it real obvious that we're usin' the scarves... An' then code mis-information... Really throw 'em off track...
What do you think?

[kissed_soul]

Here's a new hobby for you: Learn how to stay binded inside a magical chest for days on end. *smirks*

[auror_a_moody]

*growls*
Funny. Sounds less interesting than knitting... And less comfortable...
*pretends to consider for a moment*
Nah. Don't think that's a hobby I'd like to pursue...

[kissed_soul]

I wouldn't be so sure, if I was you...

[auror_a_moody]

*sneers*
*growls, drawing his wand*
Is that a threat?

[imperiused]

Surely that last resolution makes paper work very diffecult, Moody?

[auror_a_moody]

*face slowly cracks into something smirk-like*
*shrugs*
*growls*
Eh. I'm retired. I'm not doin' the paperwork for it.

[imperiused]

Not even sparing a thought for the poor intern who has to try and explain your actions afterwards, with no proof to prove you were acting lawfully?

And I doubt the ministry would be foolish enough to ever decare Martial law.

[auror_a_moody]

*growls*
Nobody spared me a thought, when I had to do the paperwork.
*sourly*
It'll be character-building, I'm sure...

*blinks*
*growls, incredulously*
Wouldn't be foolish enough?!
*laughs harshly*
And here, I thought you knew them better than that, Malfoy!

[nex_colubra]

If you'd like to give archery a go Moody, just let me know.

I'd be happy to get you started.

[auror_a_moody]

*considers for a moment*
*growls*
Archery, huh? That doesn't sound too bad.
*grumbles*
Probably more exciting than knitting, I reckon...
*growls*
Is it difficult?

[nex_colubra]

Fresh air, sunshine. Just what the healer ordered eh?

A bit more exciting, probably yes. I've never tried to knit.

*grins*

Though there are remarkable similarities between knitting needles and arrows.

Not really. A bit of practice and we'll be calling you 'Robin Hood' Moody.

[auror_a_moody]

*grumbles*
Something like that...

*raises an eyebrow*
*growls*
Suppose both are long and pointy...

*rolls his good eye*
I doubt people'll be calling me anything other than Mad-Eye.

*gruffly*
So, what'd'ya practice with for a target? Bales of straw or trees or something?