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[best_bff_ever]

[there is a lot of groaning from the blonde woman who is holding the phone on her chest. You can barely make out her face, but she looks almost hungover. Or drugged, which would be the case. Either way, she's not getting out of her bed, and anyone who knows Atwood would recognize the type of brick on the wall behind her. She reaches up and rubs

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[rebelle_elle]

Damon's the one who looks like a really pale turd, right?

[Manners? Yeah, Elle doesn't typically use those.]

I mean, he'd be hot, but his face and body are just all weird.

[rebelle_elle]

[Elle glares at her. Glares.]

You know I can hurt you, right?

[best_bff_ever]

Only because you just told me. Bad idea to reveal yourself so early like that.

[Lexi has fangs and can move faster than you can follow, Elle. So not worried about whatever your little threats hold.]

[rebelle_elle]

[Elle just smiles.] The other people I killed never took me seriously either.

Have fun sucking, Mulan.

[best_bff_ever]

[still not scared. This is going to end so well when they meet in person]

You should work on your insults. Dubbing me after the girl who singlehandedly saved China? Not really doing much.

[rebelle_elle]

I don't fucking know what country she's from! But she had really long hair, too!

[best_bff_ever]

So does about a third of the female population of the world.

[your short fuse is really amusing her now.]

At least we know with you, you're a real blonde.

[rebelle_elle]

Not like yours! Your hair is really specific!

Look. Just shut up and fall off a cliff or something.

[best_bff_ever]

If you can find me one, I may do that just for fun.

[rebelle_elle]

Oooh! What about outside the barrier? What would kill you. You should do that.

[best_bff_ever]

And If I told you I was immortal? Would that rain on your little homicidal psychopathic parade?

[rebelle_elle]

Nope! It just means you haven't found anything that can kill you yet!

But if you go outside the barrier, you might get lucky...

[best_bff_ever]

Well, if I manage to get out, I'll send you a postcard.