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[best_bff_ever]

[there is a lot of groaning from the blonde woman who is holding the phone on her chest. You can barely make out her face, but she looks almost hungover. Or drugged, which would be the case. Either way, she's not getting out of her bed, and anyone who knows Atwood would recognize the type of brick on the wall behind her. She reaches up and rubs

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[splice_of_life]

[Damon. He knows Damon. Damon gave him liquor a month ago. He hasn't seen him since.]

Are you new?

[best_bff_ever]

That's a loaded question, buddy. Depends on where I am.

[splice_of_life]

My name is Mohinder Suresh. You're in Massachusetts. Have you seen the recorded message on your mobile?

[best_bff_ever]

... this isn't my phone?

[she sits up a bit more. She's totally drugged still. Stupid vervain]

So I was in Virginia like, five minutes ago. Even I can't run that fast.

[Video]

[thatsharassment]

[Have the soothing accented tones of this fairly lovely young man's voice.]

Ah. You're awake. Good. Take your time, don't move too quickly.

Unfortunately, Damon had nothing to do with what has happened.

[Video]

[best_bff_ever]

[you get a thumbs up. She will take her sweet little undead time]

Don't be so sure. He's proven to be very resourceful.

[Video]

[thatsharassment]

I wouldn't be too surprised, however as far as resourcefulness goes when one is among those who awakened her just as you have I hardly see how he could be the one behind it.

[Video]

[best_bff_ever]

So what, is this like the Twilight Zone or something?

[VIDEO]

[diana_abel]

[Head tilt from the chewed up girl.]

The only people allowed to say "diabolical master plan" are people stroking white cats.

I'm pretty sure that's a rule.

[VIDEO]

[best_bff_ever]

[you get a small chuckle at that]

Damon would probably just eat the cat.

[VIDEO]

[diana_abel]

Eat the cat? Well...he clearly has a sophisticated pallet.

Ew.

Who is Damon, anyway? Everyone seems to know that name but me. I feel so left out.

[VIDEO]

[best_bff_ever]

[not going to out you, Damon, no worries]

Very arrogant child in a man's body who think's he's sex on legs.

[rebelle_elle]

Damon's the one who looks like a really pale turd, right?

[Manners? Yeah, Elle doesn't typically use those.]

I mean, he'd be hot, but his face and body are just all weird.

[best_bff_ever]

That's him exactly.

[rebelle_elle]

I totally would have jumped his bones. Once he got a tan, I mean. I've only done one pasty white boy, and that did not end well.

Oh! And you're trapped here, probably forever. I don't know if anyone's told you or not. So... you're trapped here, probably forever.

Is that your real hair? [And yes, they've finally arrived at the real reason Elle got in touch, because she couldn't wait anymore. Lexi's hair is thick and pretty and Elle doesn't know what she wants to do with it yet. It depends on if her hair is actually, truly prettier than hers.]

[best_bff_ever]

Nothing is ever forever. People really overuse that term.

[confused eyebrow raising up]

Yeah, it is. Why?