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[best_bff_ever]

[there is a lot of groaning from the blonde woman who is holding the phone on her chest. You can barely make out her face, but she looks almost hungover. Or drugged, which would be the case. Either way, she's not getting out of her bed, and anyone who knows Atwood would recognize the type of brick on the wall behind her. She reaches up and rubs

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[diana_abel]

[Head tilt from the chewed up girl.]

The only people allowed to say "diabolical master plan" are people stroking white cats.

I'm pretty sure that's a rule.

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[best_bff_ever]

[you get a small chuckle at that]

Damon would probably just eat the cat.

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[diana_abel]

Eat the cat? Well...he clearly has a sophisticated pallet.

Ew.

Who is Damon, anyway? Everyone seems to know that name but me. I feel so left out.

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[best_bff_ever]

[not going to out you, Damon, no worries]

Very arrogant child in a man's body who think's he's sex on legs.

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[diana_abel]

Sounds like my last boyfriend.

I'm Diana.

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[best_bff_ever]

I'm so sorry.

I'm Lexi.

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[diana_abel]

Lexi? That short for Alexandra?

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[best_bff_ever]

Once upon a time. Don't really care for it much. Lexi is a lot more my style.

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[diana_abel]

I approve.

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[best_bff_ever]

So what is there to do for fun around this place?

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[diana_abel]

Sadly, precious little. There's no TV. No theatre. The parties all end with zombie attacks. No social life to speak of.

[She shrugs.]

I'm sure people must be having sex?

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[best_bff_ever]

Zombies? Really.

Zombies don't really sound like the having sex type.

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[diana_abel]

Ew.

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[best_bff_ever]

[smirks]

Just kidding.

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[diana_abel]

Well, I would hope so!

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[best_bff_ever]

So just humans and zombies here, or should I be worried that all of the classic monster movie creatures are eventually show up and gnaw on my face...?