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[best_bff_ever]

[there is a lot of groaning from the blonde woman who is holding the phone on her chest. You can barely make out her face, but she looks almost hungover. Or drugged, which would be the case. Either way, she's not getting out of her bed, and anyone who knows Atwood would recognize the type of brick on the wall behind her. She reaches up and rubs

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[rebelle_elle]

Damon's the one who looks like a really pale turd, right?

[Manners? Yeah, Elle doesn't typically use those.]

I mean, he'd be hot, but his face and body are just all weird.

[best_bff_ever]

That's him exactly.

[rebelle_elle]

I totally would have jumped his bones. Once he got a tan, I mean. I've only done one pasty white boy, and that did not end well.

Oh! And you're trapped here, probably forever. I don't know if anyone's told you or not. So... you're trapped here, probably forever.

Is that your real hair? [And yes, they've finally arrived at the real reason Elle got in touch, because she couldn't wait anymore. Lexi's hair is thick and pretty and Elle doesn't know what she wants to do with it yet. It depends on if her hair is actually, truly prettier than hers.]

[best_bff_ever]

Nothing is ever forever. People really overuse that term.

[confused eyebrow raising up]

Yeah, it is. Why?

[rebelle_elle]

Whatever.

How did you get it like that? It's, like, really thick!

[best_bff_ever]

I just take good care of it. I've had it all my life.

[literally]

[rebelle_elle]

How do you take good care of it? Like, do you have a fluffer or something? Because that is some seriously thick hair.

[Sorry, Lexi. Elle's mind can be a bit one-track.]

[best_bff_ever]

You know, not that sharing hair care tips is a bad way to hang out, seeing I just woke up in crazy land, it's not the biggest thing on my mind at the moment...

[rebelle_elle]

Oh, right. You're probably freaked out about the kidnapping thing and the monsters and the people. Don't worry about it. It actually gets old and kind of boring after a while.

[best_bff_ever]

You find that being kidnapped into a world of monsters... boring?

[rebelle_elle]

Yeah, well, they don't really come with a different soundtrack each time. And I've already been killed before. What more can they do, right?

[Tough talk from a girl who has experienced the fear they bring. But everything seems easier to handle with the passage of time.]

((OOC: I'm so long it took so long - I didn't mean to blow the thread off. I just found it in my spam folder. I'm sorry! *kicks email for good measure.*))

[best_bff_ever]

Oh, so you're been killed before. that make you one of the zombies on the loose now?

[ooc; hey, no problem. Just need to remember what they talked about beyond her hair!]

[rebelle_elle]

[Elle grins brightly.] Do I look like a freaking zombie to you? I'm way too hot for that.

[best_bff_ever]

Don't know. Can't really say I've seen a zombie before to know what they look like.

[rebelle_elle]

They've got flesh dripping off of them! I don't look like that! [She's starting to sound a liittttttttttttle bit like a child on the verge of a tantrum. Sorry, Lexi.]

[best_bff_ever]

Maybe not now. But when you start to decompose...