Can't spell "winter' without "win'! Too bad I hate the winter season!
THE BASICS
Name: Sarah
Gender: Missus
Stamped As: America FUCK YEAH. Not relevant, but my lover was chosen as Spain. Just sayin'.
ABOUT YOU
Likes: I can probably copy and paste this from another quiz, but I DO AS I PLEASE, so let's see. I love to watch movies, read, write, draw, play softball, run, exercise, sleep, and have a social life. I really, really love movies. I like to critique things. I like the color green and my favorite animal is the platypus. And, like Eric from Boy Meets World, my favorite winged animal is the penguin. I really like things with a dark, twisted style of humor. My favorite types of films are those made by Martin Scorsese and Quentin Tarantino, because they are my favorite directors! I love mafia movies, especially Goodfellas. I am fascinated by creepy things, even though it's possible for me to get a little freaked out. Scary things don't scare me. Creepy things do, but I find them interesting so whatevs.
Dislikes: Poorly made things. Even though I can be arrogant, I hate arrogance in other people. I really can't stand being committed to anything! While I am a bit clingy in social situations, I hate it when this clinginess is returned by another party. I'm a bit of a walking contradiction! I prefer spontaneous sensations of fun to overbearingness and routine. I hate the color orange and I can't handle bugs OF ANY SORT. Oh, and I detest smelly people! TAKE A SHOWER! IT'S NOT THAT DIFFICULT! I really hate movies and books that are designed to be tear-jerkers. Art is much more beautiful when it inspires emotions through more subtle means. ARE YOU READING THIS, NICHOLAS SPARKS? I'd hope that Stephanie Meyers read the part about subtlety, but since I have my doubts about her ability to read, I won't mention her beyond this.
Introverted or Extroverted?: Umm, fuck it. Introverted. I'm boisterous around my friends, but I actually feel more comfortable when it's just me, myself, and I.
Rational or Emotional?: Emotional. I think things through rationally, but I allow my emotions to steer my judgment elsewhere!
Optimistic or Pessimistic?: I am a grounded optimist.
Dominant or Submissive?: DOMINAAANT. Don't tell me what I can't do! Offering firstborn child to people who get this reference. CLOSE YOUR GOOGLE TAB, YOU.
Large Groups or Small Groups?: Small groups because engaging with people on a more personal level is an easier task around fewer people.
Cautious or Impulsive?: I'm actually really cautious. There's one difference I have with America! One of the very few!
Pet Peeves: OH MY GOD I COULD TALK FOREVER. I'm about to sound really bitchy because a lot of things piss me off! I hate squeaky noises that sound from a chalkboard as someone writes. I mentioned smelly people earlier. If you are overweight, why are you wearing clothes that SHOW YOUR MUFFIN TOP. GET RID OF THOSE CLOTHES FOREVER. A MUFFIN TOP IS NEVER FLATTERING. I can't stand show-offs in any aspect of life. I can't stand people who think they can prove their intellectual superiority by correcting every little thing that someone else says! Being a grammar nazi is understandable. Outside of that, people need to chill. I don't like the color orange at all. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE FOOD, but I am a picky eater. I hate lettuce and I hate when fat is tangible in food, such as when it covers the edges of steak! I have to cut it off. Oh, and yogurt smells horrible and I hate it!
AND A LITTLE MORE~
Do you believe in spirits or ghosts?: I used to during my younger years. I don't now, but how can I be entirely certain they aren't around? It would be haughty of me to make all these assumptions about forces that, in theory, are beyond our understanding? While I'm not sure they exist, I choose not to believe in them.
What is your favorite season and why?: Summer. I actually really love the transition from spring to summer. I love the summer, because there's so much variation in the day-to-day routine! Am I going to chill out and sleep all day? Or am I going to do 20 different things by nightfall? And while it's bound to be a bit hot, the weather permits pretty much any sort of activity!
You're at war! Do you take the enemy head-on with full force or lay back and take time to tactically move your forces?: Depends on the situation. I'll go for tactics, because that's what makes sense!
The enemy has the advantage and you're about to lose! Do you seek help from other nations, continue fighting alone, or give up and surrender?: Also depends on the situation, because there would be different outcomes from each option. I probably would have asked for help from nations earlier, but despite assistance, if I know we're going to lose? I just went through all that trouble to go through this war! Surrendering would make all of those sacrifices my troops made completely meaningless. Fight until the end and show faith in my country and friends!
Huzzah! You won the war! What's the first thing you plan on doing now that there's peace?: CHILL THE HELL OUT.
You have to be transported to a deserted island! Oh no! You're allowed to take three items; what are these items?: I'm assuming that I can't bring items that will help me get off the island. Being on an island would be pretty fun! How about a really long book I haven't read yet, my sketchbook plus some art supplies so I can COLOR AND SHIT, and a keepsake that reminds me of my family and friends.
Are you okay with have same gendered parents, or would you rather they were male and female?: You gotta gay it up once in a while! I WELCOME BOTH WITH A PAT ON THE SHOULDER AND A SLAP ON THE BUTT.
Links to Three Applications:
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia_rate/618569.html?view=5619529#t5619529
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia_rate/637304.html
http://community.livejournal.com/hetalia_rate/633613.html#cutid1
Anything Else?: I honestly don't even remember which theme I'm posting this under. Oh, right, lovechild! ... right? I DON'T WANT TO START COLLEGE YET. I really want some chicken or a pizza right now! Hahaha now i'm thinking of Spongebob!
SOME ROAST BEEF, SOME CHICKEN, A PIZZA
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