[fanfic] Zombie Apocalypse AU Starring Fem!USA- Chapter 24 & 25
Title: Zombie Apocalypse AU Starring Fem!USA- Chapter 24 & 25
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: No pairings. Amelia(fem!USA), Francis(France), Chun-Yan(fem!China), Arthur(U.K.), Feliks(Poland), Toris(Lithuania), Eduard(Estonia), Anya(fem!Russia), Feliciano(N. Italy), Monika(fem!Germany), Kiku(Japan), Maddie(fem!Canada), Nikolai(male!Belarus)
Rating: K+
Warnings: Zombie Apocalypse AU
Summary: The boys get drunk and the newcomer leaves an awful first-impression.
Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3 & 4, Chapter 5 & 6, Chapter 7 & 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10 & 11, Chapter 12 & 13, Chapter 14 & 15, Chapter 16, 17, & 18, Chapter 19, 20, & 21, Chapter 22 & 23
Also on tumblr.
Chapter 24
After dinner, the women went off to a private area to have a fun “ladies only” bonfire while the guys stayed around watching the stuff. That didn’t mean they couldn’t have a party of their own and raid Chun-Yan’s wine stash.
“Now this is a party!” Arthur announced as he poured his fifth glass of wine. “Come on, boys! We’ll show them! I’ll drink anyone under the table!”
Feliks took a big gulp directly from his bottle. “I will take you on! You will regret challenging me!”
“You two better slow down with that,” Francis warned, “Mademoiselle Tyrant will get angry if we go through all the booze.”
Arthur rolled his eyes. “Who cares? Besides I haven’t had that much! When I strip down to my boxers, then I know I had enough!”
“Please don’t do that! I beg of you!”
“I want to hang out with the pretty ladies,” Feliciano pouted while looking at the bonfire in the distance, “Parties are more fun with them.”
“That is true,” Francis agreed, “but sometimes the ladies just want to talk to each other in private.”
“Talk about what?”
Arthur shrugged. “Probably women stuff like gardening and embroidery.”
Francis smirked. “But isn’t that what you like to do?”
“Quiet, you!”
Francis ignored him and smiled at Feliciano. “I honestly think they wanted to be by themselves is so they can discuss who they think is the hottest out of all of us.”
“Really? You think so?” Feliciano asked.
“Sure! They have such a handsome group to choose from.” Francis made a quick glance in Arthur’s direction. “…Almost all of us.”
Arthur quickly yanked Francis’ hair and got him into a headlock. “I heard that, frog! What are you implying? Oh so you’re saying I don’t have a chance, is that it?”
“Let me ask you something… Do you really want to curse the future of humanity with your atrocious eyebrows?” Before Arthur could come up with a retort, Francis used the opportunity to trip him. They both tumbled to the ground in a drunken heap.
Kiku put his manga volume down and sighed. “So noisy. As for me, I swore to always stay loyal to my late girlfriend Akari.”
“Oh! I am so sorry!” Toris replied compassionately, “She must have been wonderful girlfriend for you to stay so loyal!”
“Yes. She was the best girlfriend in the world. She was kind, cheerful, and a great listener. We would have dinner together every night. If I had a bad day at work, she would cheer me up. I was going to propose to her soon. I miss her so much.”
“That is so sad. May I ask how she died?” Eduard inquired, “Did the zombies get her?”
“Oh no.” Kiku pulled out a portable gaming system from his kimono. “Her battery died.”
“Um…” Eduard looked down awkwardly. “I think I might be able to help your… uh… girlfriend.”
“That would be amazing!” No one has ever seen Kiku act so excited before. “Can you really do it?”
“I… I believe so. Yes! I am a genius with gadgets like that.”
“What was that, you say?” Arthur suddenly spoke as he stopped smacking Francis in the head. “At this time of night? That’s strange. I wonder how he found us.”
“I didn’t say anything, idiot!” Francis kicked Arthur off of him.
“I’m not talking to you! I’m talking to my lookout!” Arthur stood up and pointed to his “friend” beside him. “My lookout informed me there’s a chap riding a bicycle towards us from the direction of the town.”
Toris turned to Feliciano. “I bet it is someone looking for you! The whole town must have been worried when the three of you have not returned yet.”
“Ask your lookout if that guy brought beer with him.” Feliks held up his empty bottle. “I am not finished yet.”
Chapter 25
At the ladies-only bonfire, Chun-Yan took a sip of her wine and continued with her story. “A few days after the start of the outbreak, I saw a group of zombies coming towards my house. I just put new carpet in and I wasn’t going to let those assholes wreck it! That carpet was expensive! So I led them away from the house just enough where I could get to my potato harvester. I drove it over those assholes… it made such a mess. It’s not working properly now. Stupid zombies.” She pointed to Monika. “So how about you?”
“Me?” Monika rubbed the back of her head. “Well… I was dealing with a very stubborn one. It didn’t want to stay down so I decided a good kick in the head should do the trick. I ended up kicking its head straight off and it went quite a distance. Feliciano said I would make a great football player.” Monika gave herself a self-congratulatory grin.
“I killed a zombie with a curling rock,” Maddie bragged.
Anya was having the most fun she had with other people ever. Talking about killing zombies in brutal ways was very enjoyable to her. So this is what this “bonding” thing with people that Toris kept annoying her about. “Wonderful!” Anya clapped then pulled Chun-Yan closer to her and hugged her.
“Er…” Chun-Yan stammered as she wiggled her way out of Anya’s friendly hug. “I… I have to cut this little get-together short. I have to tend to the oxen… and make sure the men aren’t being stupid.”
Anya shrugged then turned and hugged Amelia on her left. Amelia was too busy going through concept sketches for her truck to really care.
Chun-Yan turned and let out a sigh of relief. She took a few steps before she noticed that a man in a long coat riding a bike towards her. Before she could say anything, he rode past her and stopped in front of Anya.
He glared at the group darkly for a moment before he grabbed Anya and tried to sit her on the handle bars. “We are leaving!”
“But I do not want to!” Anya pleaded.
“What’s going on here?” Moinka ordered while she clenched her fist. “Who are you?”
“She said “no”, jerk!” Amelia yanked the back of his coat. “Get your hands off my sidekick!”
“What?” He growled as he let Anya go and turned towards Amelia. “Sidekick!? How dare you!” He pulled a switchblade from his pocket and pointed it at her. “She is no sidekick!”
Amelia took a few steps back and then smiled psychotically at him. “Are you really going to try that against me, hun?”
“Stop it!” Monika ordered, “Put that away right now!”
While all this was going on, Maddie stealthily walked behind the man and when she had an opening, she whacked him on the side of the knee with her hockey stick. As he howled in pain, he glanced over his shoulder and was surprised to see her behind him. She swiftly disarmed him right before Amelia tackled him to the ground. After Maddie pocketed his blade, she helped Amelia pin him to the ground.
He tried desperately to shake them off. “Get off of me, you stupid bimbos!”
Amelia laughed as she shoved his head into the ground. “You’re not in a good position right now to be name-calling, hun.”
Monika rubbed in temple in frustration as she asked Anya, “Who is that?”
“He is my brother,” Anya replied.
“WHAT?” Everyone screamed in unison.
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: No pairings. Amelia(fem!USA), Francis(France), Chun-Yan(fem!China), Arthur(U.K.), Feliks(Poland), Toris(Lithuania), Eduard(Estonia), Anya(fem!Russia), Feliciano(N. Italy), Monika(fem!Germany), Kiku(Japan), Maddie(fem!Canada), Nikolai(male!Belarus)
Rating: K+
Warnings: Zombie Apocalypse AU
Summary: The boys get drunk and the newcomer leaves an awful first-impression.
Chapter 1, Chapter 2, Chapter 3 & 4, Chapter 5 & 6, Chapter 7 & 8, Chapter 9, Chapter 10 & 11, Chapter 12 & 13, Chapter 14 & 15, Chapter 16, 17, & 18, Chapter 19, 20, & 21, Chapter 22 & 23
Also on tumblr.
Chapter 24
After dinner, the women went off to a private area to have a fun “ladies only” bonfire while the guys stayed around watching the stuff. That didn’t mean they couldn’t have a party of their own and raid Chun-Yan’s wine stash.
“Now this is a party!” Arthur announced as he poured his fifth glass of wine. “Come on, boys! We’ll show them! I’ll drink anyone under the table!”
Feliks took a big gulp directly from his bottle. “I will take you on! You will regret challenging me!”
“You two better slow down with that,” Francis warned, “Mademoiselle Tyrant will get angry if we go through all the booze.”
Arthur rolled his eyes. “Who cares? Besides I haven’t had that much! When I strip down to my boxers, then I know I had enough!”
“Please don’t do that! I beg of you!”
“I want to hang out with the pretty ladies,” Feliciano pouted while looking at the bonfire in the distance, “Parties are more fun with them.”
“That is true,” Francis agreed, “but sometimes the ladies just want to talk to each other in private.”
“Talk about what?”
Arthur shrugged. “Probably women stuff like gardening and embroidery.”
Francis smirked. “But isn’t that what you like to do?”
“Quiet, you!”
Francis ignored him and smiled at Feliciano. “I honestly think they wanted to be by themselves is so they can discuss who they think is the hottest out of all of us.”
“Really? You think so?” Feliciano asked.
“Sure! They have such a handsome group to choose from.” Francis made a quick glance in Arthur’s direction. “…Almost all of us.”
Arthur quickly yanked Francis’ hair and got him into a headlock. “I heard that, frog! What are you implying? Oh so you’re saying I don’t have a chance, is that it?”
“Let me ask you something… Do you really want to curse the future of humanity with your atrocious eyebrows?” Before Arthur could come up with a retort, Francis used the opportunity to trip him. They both tumbled to the ground in a drunken heap.
Kiku put his manga volume down and sighed. “So noisy. As for me, I swore to always stay loyal to my late girlfriend Akari.”
“Oh! I am so sorry!” Toris replied compassionately, “She must have been wonderful girlfriend for you to stay so loyal!”
“Yes. She was the best girlfriend in the world. She was kind, cheerful, and a great listener. We would have dinner together every night. If I had a bad day at work, she would cheer me up. I was going to propose to her soon. I miss her so much.”
“That is so sad. May I ask how she died?” Eduard inquired, “Did the zombies get her?”
“Oh no.” Kiku pulled out a portable gaming system from his kimono. “Her battery died.”
“Um…” Eduard looked down awkwardly. “I think I might be able to help your… uh… girlfriend.”
“That would be amazing!” No one has ever seen Kiku act so excited before. “Can you really do it?”
“I… I believe so. Yes! I am a genius with gadgets like that.”
“What was that, you say?” Arthur suddenly spoke as he stopped smacking Francis in the head. “At this time of night? That’s strange. I wonder how he found us.”
“I didn’t say anything, idiot!” Francis kicked Arthur off of him.
“I’m not talking to you! I’m talking to my lookout!” Arthur stood up and pointed to his “friend” beside him. “My lookout informed me there’s a chap riding a bicycle towards us from the direction of the town.”
Toris turned to Feliciano. “I bet it is someone looking for you! The whole town must have been worried when the three of you have not returned yet.”
“Ask your lookout if that guy brought beer with him.” Feliks held up his empty bottle. “I am not finished yet.”
Chapter 25
At the ladies-only bonfire, Chun-Yan took a sip of her wine and continued with her story. “A few days after the start of the outbreak, I saw a group of zombies coming towards my house. I just put new carpet in and I wasn’t going to let those assholes wreck it! That carpet was expensive! So I led them away from the house just enough where I could get to my potato harvester. I drove it over those assholes… it made such a mess. It’s not working properly now. Stupid zombies.” She pointed to Monika. “So how about you?”
“Me?” Monika rubbed the back of her head. “Well… I was dealing with a very stubborn one. It didn’t want to stay down so I decided a good kick in the head should do the trick. I ended up kicking its head straight off and it went quite a distance. Feliciano said I would make a great football player.” Monika gave herself a self-congratulatory grin.
“I killed a zombie with a curling rock,” Maddie bragged.
Anya was having the most fun she had with other people ever. Talking about killing zombies in brutal ways was very enjoyable to her. So this is what this “bonding” thing with people that Toris kept annoying her about. “Wonderful!” Anya clapped then pulled Chun-Yan closer to her and hugged her.
“Er…” Chun-Yan stammered as she wiggled her way out of Anya’s friendly hug. “I… I have to cut this little get-together short. I have to tend to the oxen… and make sure the men aren’t being stupid.”
Anya shrugged then turned and hugged Amelia on her left. Amelia was too busy going through concept sketches for her truck to really care.
Chun-Yan turned and let out a sigh of relief. She took a few steps before she noticed that a man in a long coat riding a bike towards her. Before she could say anything, he rode past her and stopped in front of Anya.
He glared at the group darkly for a moment before he grabbed Anya and tried to sit her on the handle bars. “We are leaving!”
“But I do not want to!” Anya pleaded.
“What’s going on here?” Moinka ordered while she clenched her fist. “Who are you?”
“She said “no”, jerk!” Amelia yanked the back of his coat. “Get your hands off my sidekick!”
“What?” He growled as he let Anya go and turned towards Amelia. “Sidekick!? How dare you!” He pulled a switchblade from his pocket and pointed it at her. “She is no sidekick!”
Amelia took a few steps back and then smiled psychotically at him. “Are you really going to try that against me, hun?”
“Stop it!” Monika ordered, “Put that away right now!”
While all this was going on, Maddie stealthily walked behind the man and when she had an opening, she whacked him on the side of the knee with her hockey stick. As he howled in pain, he glanced over his shoulder and was surprised to see her behind him. She swiftly disarmed him right before Amelia tackled him to the ground. After Maddie pocketed his blade, she helped Amelia pin him to the ground.
He tried desperately to shake them off. “Get off of me, you stupid bimbos!”
Amelia laughed as she shoved his head into the ground. “You’re not in a good position right now to be name-calling, hun.”
Monika rubbed in temple in frustration as she asked Anya, “Who is that?”
“He is my brother,” Anya replied.
“WHAT?” Everyone screamed in unison.