Title: Zombie Apocalypse AU Starring Fem!USA- Chapter 14 & 15
Genre: Humor
Characters/Pairings: No pairings. Amelia(fem!USA), Francis(France), Chun-Yan(fem!China), Arthur(U.K.), Feliks(Poland), Toris(Lithuania), Eduard(Estonia), Anya(fem!Russia), Feliciano(N. Italy), Monika(fem!Germany), Kiku(Japan)
Rating: K+
Warnings: Zombie Apocalypse AU
Summary: The hero group shoot zombies and find new friends! It's lucky Feliciano crashed the car where he did.
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Chapter 14
Feliks fired a round into a few remaining zombies that were still twitching on the ground. “That takes care of them! I am totally enjoying this hero business very much.”
Toris scoffed. “You enjoy this? I thought you preferred being pulled around in wagon all day!”
“I can like both. It would be even better if I could mount a huge gun to the wagon and shoot zombies from there!” Feliks laughed.
Amelia walked over to them with a satisfied expression on her face. “This hero mission has been a huge success! Now we can go back to the others and go… Uh, go where ever the hell we’re headed to!”
“That is right! We have to find the others!” Toris rang his hands together. “I do hope they are OK.”
“I’m sure they’re fine,” Amelia reassured them. “Maybe they ran into Maddie!”
“Maddie… That is your sister, Miss Amelia?”
“Yeah! If she found them then they would have nothing to fear because she has a hockey stick!”
“But why are you not with Miss Maddie right now?”
“I couldn’t find her anywhere the day we were supposed to leave. She probably got lost or something.”
“She’s lost?”
“I’m surprised I haven’t found her yet. She should be wandering around here somewhere.”
“Hey guys,” Feliks interrupted and pointed up the road. “Look over there! There are like people coming. I do not think they are zombies.”
Amelia winked at Toris. “See? We found the rest of your group!”
Toris shook his head. “That is not our group, Miss Amelia. They do not look familiar.”
“Really? Weird.”
Feliks patted Toris on the back. “Do not worry, Toris. They are totally fine.”
“I’ll call them over!” Amelia jumped up and down while she waved her arms at the newcomers. “HEY! OVER HERE!”
Suddenly, one of the figures raced towards Amelia. He stopped centimeters from her face. “Hello there, bella! I’m so very happy to see you! Zombies are so scary! I was traveling with Monika and Kiku but our car hit a zombie and went into a ditch. We started to walk when we heard gunfire coming from over here. I usually run away from gunfire but Monika reminded me that during a zombie outbreak gunfire means there are survivors around. She was right! Seeing a beautiful lady with your huge guns like you here makes things ever better! My name is Feliciano but you can call me whatever you want, bella!”
“My name’s not Bella. It’s Amelia!”
“Oh Amelia, that’s such a pretty name!” Feliciano glanced around and noticed Feliks and Toris. “You’re traveling with people too!”
“Yep! This is Feliks and that’s Toris. Anya’s over there!”
At the sound of a woman’s name, Feliciano happily turned to see this Anya. “Hello, Anya!”
With her shovel, Anya casually threw a pile of dirt into a newly dug grave. She stopped and waved at Feliciano. “Hello there, this will not take long.” A zombie tried to claw its way out of the grave but Anya calmly hit it in the head with her shovel which caused it to fall back in. She continued to shovel more dirt on it.
Feliciano shuddered. “Um… Monika and Kiku will be over here it a moment. Yeah.”
Chapter 15
“Monika! Kiku!” Feliciano waved to them as they walked closer, “Come on over and say hello!”
“Feliciano!” Monika yelled as she stormed over to him.
He panicked. “What? What did I do?”
“How could you just run off like that?” Monika scolded.
“Sorry, Monika! I won’t do it again.”
“There could have been more zombies around or they could have been infected! Why would you do such a stupid thing?”
“I would do a lot of stupid things for a pretty lady,” Feliciano admitted.
“Well start thinking with your head next time, idiot! You already crashed our only working car today because you were speeding!”
“At least I crashed it into a zombie…”
“It doesn’t matter! We needed that car! I told you to drive carefully!”
“That ride was a most unpleasant experience,” Kiku added from behind her.
“It’s going to take us days to get back there now! I hope you like walking because until we get back we’re going to keep moving sunrise to sunset!”
Feliciano knew he had to change the subject and do it quickly. “But listen, Monika! We have new friends now! Isn’t that great, Monika? This bella’s name is Amelia and she’s the leader of a hero team! Amelia, Anya, and those other two guys just took down all these scary zombies for us and the rest of their group is waiting by trucks with supplies and foods! We don’t have to sleep on the ground or hunt for our own food. That’s so lucky for us! It’s doubly lucky for me that Amelia has a pair of huge…”
Monika glared at him.
“…guns. Um… yeah.”
Monika rolled her eyes and turned her attention to Amelia. “Is it true about what he said?”
“Yep! I have big guns!” Amelia nodded as she held them up. “See?”
Monika shook her head. “No! No, I meant if it was true you are traveling with a larger group?”
“I’ll take you to them. We have tons of stuff since we heroically broke into a distribution center for the good of everybody!”
“I told you, Monika!” Feliciano happily patted Monika on the back. “There’s nothing to worry about!”
“I guess you’re right,” Monika acknowledged.
Amelia glanced over at Kiku. “Is that a real sword?”
“Yes,” Kiku responded as he pulled the sword out of the sheath, “This samurai sword is a perfect replica of the one used in my favorite manga. I went through 32 volumes to make sure it was exactly like the sword in every way except for the fact it cannot turn into a big-breasted elf like in the manga. Zombies have no chance against it. It cuts through them like they were sheets of paper. I never believed I would have to use this in such a way considering how much it cost me.”
“Cool! I like guns.”
“I can see that, yes.”
“Miss Amelia… The others are probably wondering where we are right now,” Toris remind her.
Amelia smacked her hand in her palm. “That’s right! We better get going. OK, HERO TEAM! WE’RE GOING BACK!”
“That is perfect timing because I have just finished burying the poor soul,” Anya creepily whispered in Toris’ ear. He jumped in terror.
“Yay! Let’s go so I can eat and take a nap!” Feliciano cheered.