England cruelly taunts Sealand about being Aland's replacement, after having a particularily bad day and not wanting to deal with the brat. So, Sealand, who previously had no idea his 'parents' already had another kid, decides to... Come on anon, give me family fluff!
Sealand’s collar dug into his throat, almost choking him, but he resolved that he would never surrender, not to imperialist powers that denied the capability of Nations for self-determination-!
“You utter brat,” England snarled, “I should have taken a wrecking ball to you the moment I saw you, but I thought you’d be useful. Should have known you’d be at least as annoying as Åland and good riddance to that wanker’s militaristic ambitions. Should give all you proto-nation whelps to the fags; at least you’d learn to behave properly if only Finland would get off his back long enough to
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Stepsiblings 2/3 (Sealand, Sweden/Finland, Åland)
anonymous
June 25 2009, 00:21:26 UTC
“Finland! Fin-land!” Sealand yelled once he’d closed the front door and taken off his shoes. There was no response, so he shouted again and tramped into the kitchen.
“Y’ d’n’t need t’y’ll,” Sweden told him gently, from where he was leaning his hip into the kitchen counter, nursing a cup of coffee while Finland kneaded rye bread for dinner. “W’re r’ght h’re.”
“I couldn’t see you,” Sealand mumbled, embarrassed.
Sweden grunted.
Finland gave the dough a final fold and stood back to brush flour off his hands. “What’s so important that you came running all the way home?”
“Well, I was visiting England,” Sealand said, “and he said some mean things that I didn’t answer aren’t you proud of me Sweden but do I have an older brother
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Re: Stepsiblings 3/3 (Sealand, Sweden/Finland, Åland)
anonymous
June 26 2009, 12:29:09 UTC
Ah, simply amazing. I love the way you've written everyone, and the sense of humor that Åland and Sealand share. Short, humorous and oddly touching - great work, Anon!
Re: Stepsiblings 2/3 (Sealand, Sweden/Finland, Åland)
anonymous
June 26 2009, 18:33:07 UTC
>Should give all you proto-nation whelps to the fags; at least you’d learn to behave properly if only Finland would get off his back long enoug
Ouch, really harsh, just like England.
>And Sweden and Finland I think wanted to go have sex, And then i did a doubletake to see that's what it actually said. what kind of parents would leave that stuff lying about !
Sealand and Åland are spot on though, I like how Åland is such a mix between them
England cruelly taunts Sealand about being Aland's replacement, after having a particularily bad day and not wanting to deal with the brat. So, Sealand, who previously had no idea his 'parents' already had another kid, decides to...
Come on anon, give me family fluff!
Sealand’s collar dug into his throat, almost choking him, but he resolved that he would never surrender, not to imperialist powers that denied the capability of Nations for self-determination-!
“You utter brat,” England snarled, “I should have taken a wrecking ball to you the moment I saw you, but I thought you’d be useful. Should have known you’d be at least as annoying as Åland and good riddance to that wanker’s militaristic ambitions. Should give all you proto-nation whelps to the fags; at least you’d learn to behave properly if only Finland would get off his back long enough to ( ... )
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“Y’ d’n’t need t’y’ll,” Sweden told him gently, from where he was leaning his hip into the kitchen counter, nursing a cup of coffee while Finland kneaded rye bread for dinner. “W’re r’ght h’re.”
“I couldn’t see you,” Sealand mumbled, embarrassed.
Sweden grunted.
Finland gave the dough a final fold and stood back to brush flour off his hands. “What’s so important that you came running all the way home?”
“Well, I was visiting England,” Sealand said, “and he said some mean things that I didn’t answer aren’t you proud of me Sweden but do I have an older brother ( ... )
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Also, Sealand's last comment made me choke on my glass of ice water. XD OH FINLAND, YOU. (Wishes her parents were that awesome.)
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Ouch, really harsh, just like England.
>And Sweden and Finland I think wanted to go have sex,
And then i did a doubletake to see that's what it actually said. what kind of parents would leave that stuff lying about !
Sealand and Åland are spot on though, I like how Åland is such a mix between them
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