Request: BROS DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER BROS' BROS. Anon, if you can write one of the Nations saying something resembling that line, you'll have made me a very happy weirdo.
A/N - Well anon, here you have it, although it got a little off track D: I hope you're still happy with it! WARNING: Probable gross misuse of Aussie slang
Pure Chokkie Goodness (1/Mystery~)
anonymous
June 20 2009, 17:27:59 UTC
“What the fuck?” His hands lingered on the keyboard as his eyes frantically scanned the screen, displaying an entire gallery of pictures. An entire gallery.
This was not cool. This was so completely not cool. Not only was everyone saying it was him put in compromising positions with public pictures that somehow got leaked, the douchenozzle probably had done it on purpose, but it meant that freak had done those things to Canada…
Oh that crock loving, koala monger was going to fucking get it.
After America finished dousing himself in Off. God only knew what freaky killer insects the creep would sick on him
( ... )
Pure Chokkie Goodness (2/3 [not that mysterious])
anonymous
June 20 2009, 17:31:01 UTC
“That’s what you would like him to think, wouldn’t you!” Steve held still even as Alfred jabbed a finger at him, “This always happens to Mathew! Every time! And I will not stand by and let it happen again! Do you think I let it go when he started drinking with Ivan? No! Do you think I was okay when he had sleepovers at Cuba’s? I don’t think so! I don’t let anyone hurt my bro, and I don’t care if it’s my other bro! I’ll kick your ass
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Pure Chokkie Goodness (3/3)
anonymous
June 20 2009, 17:32:05 UTC
“I resent that!” Steve frowned, unable to hold his tongue. That was a downright lie, propagated by too many people watching the Crocodile Hunter, “Not everything wants to kill you! A lot is perfectly safe, particularly if you handle it right!”
America turned to look at him, face still red and looking angry, probably at be interrupted, “Blue. Ringed. Octopus.” The man turned back to the door, “Just explain why, Mathew.”
“Can’t the fact that he’s a nice country with a thriving economy, kind people and a representation that I feel a mutual attraction to be enough for you?”
“There are lots of nice countries with thriving economies and stuff out there that aren’t filled with death,” America really was an asshole. It seemed like all of Mathew’s rellies were, the downside of such a nice and pliant lover he guessed.
“Fine! You want to know that bad, I’ll tell you!” Steve waited for the answer, curious as to what on earth Mathew would come up with. “He has Tim Tams!”
OMAKE: More Chokkie Goodness
anonymous
June 20 2009, 17:34:00 UTC
The large hand reached for the chocolate, once again being foiled by the nimble smaller man. It wasn’t fair, he was taller, he should have been the one teasing with chocolate!
“Oh come on!” It wasn’t that he was addicted to the chocolate, but it wasn’t fair to dangle one in front of him like that, “This isn’t fair!”
Australia smiled jauntily at him, chuckling, “Ya' haven’t answered yet. Tim Tams or me?”
Mathew grinned back, “Why can’t it be both? Why do I have to chose?” He shrugged attempting to look innocent, “They’re just so good!”
“Answer or I’m eating it and the whole box too.”
The Canadian made another desperate bid for the chocolate,, before sighing and giving up, collapsing down onto the bed, “Oh, fine, of course I pick you. I could still eat penguins, but it wouldn’t be the same
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(Have you been taking) Notes~
anonymous
June 20 2009, 17:49:09 UTC
A/N: First I want to apologize for any misuse of slang or the use of slang that simply isn't really used. For all that this Candanon watches you shows and talks to your beautiful people (and I do), I am not perfect in my use of it in any manner! But it's Glassary tiem, so here we go. Badly done Aussie slang: Chokkie - Chocolate Bizzo- business Bounce - bully Shoot through - leave Ridgey-Didge - The original or the genuine item Dingo’s breakfast - A yawn a leak and a good look around (no real breakfast) A blue - A fight Sheepshagger - A derogatory term used for someone from New Zealand. Canada wasn’t actually saying NZ fucks sheep, but he was saying that America had gotten his country wrong Rellies - Relatives Pom(my bastard) - A Pom is a (kinda) derogatory term for a Brit. Root - Fuck in almost all senses of the word. So “in the mood for a root” is "In the mood for a fuck" So yeah
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Re: (Have you been taking) Notes~
anonymous
June 21 2009, 03:31:24 UTC
YOU! TIM TAMS! NOW!!!
Not Aussie!anon but studying here at the moment. Gawd I love those Tim Tams. ;A; They're like, so so GOOD! I'm not really familiar with most Aussie slangs but 'root' was definitely familiar to me. =D
CLEARLY IT IS YOU THAT NEEDS TO HAND OVER THE TIM TAMS VISITING!AUSSIE!ANON!!
That's so awesome that you're studying there! I certainly wouldn't mind that! Ohh Tim Tams, it's so sad you can't buy them here! Happy Hippos too! As for the Aussie slang, I cheated and use online sources XD But 'root' is famously funny among anyone here who knows Aussies since it's a big Canadian brand name!!
FUCK I know, eh? Everyone I've talked to agrees. If an Aussie ever wants to get laid all he has to do is open his mouth here and we will jump his bones.
:O Writer!anon is foolish!anon
anonymous
June 21 2009, 08:15:53 UTC
Really? I was under the impression there wasn't an equivalent here! That's because my relatives and I are a part of an international online trading website and all of the Canadians (And Americans) on the website are willing to do pretty much anything to get shippoed a box of Tim Tams, something that would seem unusual if we have them!
Then again I, and I'm sure many of other Canadian swappers, only live in one some places, they may be available in another provinces, or in my case even just another part of Ontario! Ahh, my ignorance spans counties! I may have even missed them, but I must say I've never run across any candy names "Skunk". That rather unappealing name would have stuck out at me. However I will be on the look out because those Tim Tams are way too addictive (like Happy Hippos!) Thank you!
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anonymous
June 21 2009, 10:08:58 UTC
OMG, someone remembered the APEC event, that's awsome. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw them doing that. And then the the BinLaden thing, threw me over the edge. Everyone was looking at me like "What the fuck?"
Taht's awsome you remembered that. Getting through with Canadian flags ^_^
“He’s a crock loving sheepshagger! That’s what Arthur said, do you want to have sex with someone who has sex with sheep?”
The muffled shout came from behind the door, “That’s New Zealand, you idiot!”
Omg that sentence I died, I couldn't stop laughing.
“Why Australia? Everything in Australia wants to kill you!”
PFFFF LOL the amount of times I've heard that excuse from Americans wanting to visit Australia but wont because the wildlife is too dangerous.
As an Australian who voted for Kevin Rudd I can honestly say I hated John Howard in the last few years.. your right he was sucking off America. There was alot of ill feelings from Australians to Americans when this was happening but were pretty much over it now lol
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anonymous
July 10 2009, 14:58:15 UTC
Ffffff, so epic and winful and omg fuck yes I love you.
Yes, Al, Sheepshaggers are the Kiwi's. Apparently the equiv for us Aussie's is kangaroo-rooters. Rofl. Silly Kiwi's.
Lol'd at the ref to APEC. Fuck yeah Chasers. Even if you make everyone pissy I still love ya's.
Fair idea the name "Off" is intentional. Because we are obviously that cleaver. >.>
When America said painting his flag red (communism being associated with red) he is talking about Australia becoming communist because Canada (in this) apparently has a reputation of sleeping with them
*Finds this unintentionally hilarious* Because Australia was so against communism and it caused huge issues. "Red's under the beds" was a slogan.
OH AMERICA WE'RE NOT THAT DEADLY.... I MEAN... WE HAVE...vfuck can't think of anything that won't kill you in our range of animals. Ffffff.
Re: (Have you been taking) Notes~
anonymous
July 11 2009, 11:03:02 UTC
Damn those sexy, sexy Aussies!
You wanna piece of us, I know it :P
We're just too awesome.
And the sheepshagger is just good fun between us and the NZers. As far as I know, they make similar sorts of derogatory jokes about us! Just like how we say the British can't play cricket >3
Request: BROS DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHER BROS' BROS. Anon, if you can write one of the Nations saying something resembling that line, you'll have made me a very happy weirdo.
A/N - Well anon, here you have it, although it got a little off track D: I hope you're still happy with it! WARNING: Probable gross misuse of Aussie slang
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This was not cool. This was so completely not cool. Not only was everyone saying it was him put in compromising positions with public pictures that somehow got leaked, the douchenozzle probably had done it on purpose, but it meant that freak had done those things to Canada…
Oh that crock loving, koala monger was going to fucking get it.
After America finished dousing himself in Off. God only knew what freaky killer insects the creep would sick on him ( ... )
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America turned to look at him, face still red and looking angry, probably at be interrupted, “Blue. Ringed. Octopus.” The man turned back to the door, “Just explain why, Mathew.”
“Can’t the fact that he’s a nice country with a thriving economy, kind people and a representation that I feel a mutual attraction to be enough for you?”
“There are lots of nice countries with thriving economies and stuff out there that aren’t filled with death,” America really was an asshole. It seemed like all of Mathew’s rellies were, the downside of such a nice and pliant lover he guessed.
“Fine! You want to know that bad, I’ll tell you!” Steve waited for the answer, curious as to what on earth Mathew would come up with. “He has Tim Tams!”
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“Oh come on!” It wasn’t that he was addicted to the chocolate, but it wasn’t fair to dangle one in front of him like that, “This isn’t fair!”
Australia smiled jauntily at him, chuckling, “Ya' haven’t answered yet. Tim Tams or me?”
Mathew grinned back, “Why can’t it be both? Why do I have to chose?” He shrugged attempting to look innocent, “They’re just so good!”
“Answer or I’m eating it and the whole box too.”
The Canadian made another desperate bid for the chocolate,, before sighing and giving up, collapsing down onto the bed, “Oh, fine, of course I pick you. I could still eat penguins, but it wouldn’t be the same ( ... )
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Chokkie - Chocolate
Bizzo- business
Bounce - bully
Shoot through - leave
Ridgey-Didge - The original or the genuine item
Dingo’s breakfast - A yawn a leak and a good look around (no real breakfast)
A blue - A fight
Sheepshagger - A derogatory term used for someone from New Zealand. Canada wasn’t actually saying NZ fucks sheep, but he was saying that America had gotten his country wrong
Rellies - Relatives
Pom(my bastard) - A Pom is a (kinda) derogatory term for a Brit.
Root - Fuck in almost all senses of the word. So “in the mood for a root” is "In the mood for a fuck" So yeah ( ... )
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Not Aussie!anon but studying here at the moment. Gawd I love those Tim Tams. ;A; They're like, so so GOOD! I'm not really familiar with most Aussie slangs but 'root' was definitely familiar to me. =D
And yes, Aussie accent is SEXY~
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That's so awesome that you're studying there! I certainly wouldn't mind that! Ohh Tim Tams, it's so sad you can't buy them here! Happy Hippos too! As for the Aussie slang, I cheated and use online sources XD But 'root' is famously funny among anyone here who knows Aussies since it's a big Canadian brand name!!
FUCK I know, eh? Everyone I've talked to agrees. If an Aussie ever wants to get laid all he has to do is open his mouth here and we will jump his bones.
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Then again I, and I'm sure many of other Canadian swappers, only live in one some places, they may be available in another provinces, or in my case even just another part of Ontario! Ahh, my ignorance spans counties! I may have even missed them, but I must say I've never run across any candy names "Skunk". That rather unappealing name would have stuck out at me. However I will be on the look out because those Tim Tams are way too addictive (like Happy Hippos!) Thank you!
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Taht's awsome you remembered that. Getting through with Canadian flags ^_^
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“He’s a crock loving sheepshagger! That’s what Arthur said, do you want to have sex with someone who has sex with sheep?”
The muffled shout came from behind the door, “That’s New Zealand, you idiot!”
Omg that sentence I died, I couldn't stop laughing.
“Why Australia? Everything in Australia wants to kill you!”
PFFFF LOL the amount of times I've heard that excuse from Americans wanting to visit Australia but wont because the wildlife is too dangerous.
As an Australian who voted for Kevin Rudd I can honestly say I hated John Howard in the last few years.. your right he was sucking off America. There was alot of ill feelings from Australians to Americans when this was happening but were pretty much over it now lol
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Yes, Al, Sheepshaggers are the Kiwi's. Apparently the equiv for us Aussie's is kangaroo-rooters. Rofl. Silly Kiwi's.
Lol'd at the ref to APEC. Fuck yeah Chasers. Even if you make everyone pissy I still love ya's.
Fair idea the name "Off" is intentional. Because we are obviously that cleaver. >.>
When America said painting his flag red (communism being associated with red) he is talking about Australia becoming communist because Canada (in this) apparently has a reputation of sleeping with them
*Finds this unintentionally hilarious* Because Australia was so against communism and it caused huge issues. "Red's under the beds" was a slogan.
OH AMERICA WE'RE NOT THAT DEADLY.... I MEAN... WE HAVE...vfuck can't think of anything that won't kill you in our range of animals. Ffffff.
Tl;Dr FFFFFFFF ILY TOO ANON.
*Raises hand for Can/Usa/Oz >.>
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You wanna piece of us, I know it :P
We're just too awesome.
And the sheepshagger is just good fun between us and the NZers. As far as I know, they make similar sorts of derogatory jokes about us!
Just like how we say the British can't play cricket >3
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