(Have you been taking) Notes~
anonymous
June 20 2009, 17:49:09 UTC
A/N: First I want to apologize for any misuse of slang or the use of slang that simply isn't really used. For all that this Candanon watches you shows and talks to your beautiful people (and I do), I am not perfect in my use of it in any manner! But it's Glassary tiem, so here we go. Badly done Aussie slang: Chokkie - Chocolate Bizzo- business Bounce - bully Shoot through - leave Ridgey-Didge - The original or the genuine item Dingo’s breakfast - A yawn a leak and a good look around (no real breakfast) A blue - A fight Sheepshagger - A derogatory term used for someone from New Zealand. Canada wasn’t actually saying NZ fucks sheep, but he was saying that America had gotten his country wrong Rellies - Relatives Pom(my bastard) - A Pom is a (kinda) derogatory term for a Brit. Root - Fuck in almost all senses of the word. So “in the mood for a root” is "In the mood for a fuck" So yeah...
-Tim Tam: An Aussie (And NZ) chocolate. It is a sort of chocolately center with a biscuit dipped in chocolate. They are delicious and I am addicted to them and my family bribes Aussies and New Zealanders to send us some. All the time. -Penguins - An English chocolate that is very similar to a Tim Tam, you lucky brits you. -Off - Dunno if the brand is international, but it's a Bugspray -In regards to the Aussie PM and America: I don’t know for sure, but a lot of Aussies that I’ve talked to seem to think in general their PMs like America a little too much. LIKE OURS lol. -The APEC meeting in Australia 2007 had a major security breach by the Australian comedy show ‘The Chaser’s War on Everything’ who simply made a fake security brigade that was very badly done and made it into the Red Zone. It was a pretty big deal. They also used Canadian flags lol -When America said painting his flag red (communism being associated with red) he is talking about Australia becoming communist because Canada (in this) apparently has a reputation of sleeping with them -Australia has a disproportionate amount of very dangerous animals XD One of which is the blue ringed octopus that is very hard to see and EXTREMELY deadly. Like really, really deadly
Finally I hope that you enjoyed! Aus/Can is totally sneaking up on Rus/Can for OTP. Damn those sexy, sexy Aussies! ILUUUUU <33
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anonymous
June 21 2009, 03:31:24 UTC
YOU! TIM TAMS! NOW!!!
Not Aussie!anon but studying here at the moment. Gawd I love those Tim Tams. ;A; They're like, so so GOOD! I'm not really familiar with most Aussie slangs but 'root' was definitely familiar to me. =D
CLEARLY IT IS YOU THAT NEEDS TO HAND OVER THE TIM TAMS VISITING!AUSSIE!ANON!!
That's so awesome that you're studying there! I certainly wouldn't mind that! Ohh Tim Tams, it's so sad you can't buy them here! Happy Hippos too! As for the Aussie slang, I cheated and use online sources XD But 'root' is famously funny among anyone here who knows Aussies since it's a big Canadian brand name!!
FUCK I know, eh? Everyone I've talked to agrees. If an Aussie ever wants to get laid all he has to do is open his mouth here and we will jump his bones.
:O Writer!anon is foolish!anon
anonymous
June 21 2009, 08:15:53 UTC
Really? I was under the impression there wasn't an equivalent here! That's because my relatives and I are a part of an international online trading website and all of the Canadians (And Americans) on the website are willing to do pretty much anything to get shippoed a box of Tim Tams, something that would seem unusual if we have them!
Then again I, and I'm sure many of other Canadian swappers, only live in one some places, they may be available in another provinces, or in my case even just another part of Ontario! Ahh, my ignorance spans counties! I may have even missed them, but I must say I've never run across any candy names "Skunk". That rather unappealing name would have stuck out at me. However I will be on the look out because those Tim Tams are way too addictive (like Happy Hippos!) Thank you!
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anonymous
June 21 2009, 10:08:58 UTC
OMG, someone remembered the APEC event, that's awsome. I couldn't stop laughing when I saw them doing that. And then the the BinLaden thing, threw me over the edge. Everyone was looking at me like "What the fuck?"
Taht's awsome you remembered that. Getting through with Canadian flags ^_^
“He’s a crock loving sheepshagger! That’s what Arthur said, do you want to have sex with someone who has sex with sheep?”
The muffled shout came from behind the door, “That’s New Zealand, you idiot!”
Omg that sentence I died, I couldn't stop laughing.
“Why Australia? Everything in Australia wants to kill you!”
PFFFF LOL the amount of times I've heard that excuse from Americans wanting to visit Australia but wont because the wildlife is too dangerous.
As an Australian who voted for Kevin Rudd I can honestly say I hated John Howard in the last few years.. your right he was sucking off America. There was alot of ill feelings from Australians to Americans when this was happening but were pretty much over it now lol
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anonymous
July 10 2009, 14:58:15 UTC
Ffffff, so epic and winful and omg fuck yes I love you.
Yes, Al, Sheepshaggers are the Kiwi's. Apparently the equiv for us Aussie's is kangaroo-rooters. Rofl. Silly Kiwi's.
Lol'd at the ref to APEC. Fuck yeah Chasers. Even if you make everyone pissy I still love ya's.
Fair idea the name "Off" is intentional. Because we are obviously that cleaver. >.>
When America said painting his flag red (communism being associated with red) he is talking about Australia becoming communist because Canada (in this) apparently has a reputation of sleeping with them
*Finds this unintentionally hilarious* Because Australia was so against communism and it caused huge issues. "Red's under the beds" was a slogan.
OH AMERICA WE'RE NOT THAT DEADLY.... I MEAN... WE HAVE...vfuck can't think of anything that won't kill you in our range of animals. Ffffff.
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anonymous
July 11 2009, 11:03:02 UTC
Damn those sexy, sexy Aussies!
You wanna piece of us, I know it :P
We're just too awesome.
And the sheepshagger is just good fun between us and the NZers. As far as I know, they make similar sorts of derogatory jokes about us! Just like how we say the British can't play cricket >3
(Oh shit, no one saw that de-anoning!) I DO! You don't even know! :9
But alas there isn't even a smidge of Oz in my dirty little Ontarian town D: The closest I get is watching your crazy TV shows (Your [and Britain's] TV season starts when North America's ends! It's perfect!)
I figured (and hoped) it was just good natured ribbing~ Like how Brits call Welsh/Scotts Sheepshaggers too. Or how Americans call us pussies and we call them ignorant assfucks (or variants thereof) <3 Pffft, Brits! Can't play hockey either. They do it on the grass, THAT'S NOT HOCKEY FOLKS! THAT'S FIELD HOCKEY! REAL HOCKEY IS WHY WE HAVE ICE RINKS. ALSO CALLED HOCKEY RINKS!
Chokkie - Chocolate
Bizzo- business
Bounce - bully
Shoot through - leave
Ridgey-Didge - The original or the genuine item
Dingo’s breakfast - A yawn a leak and a good look around (no real breakfast)
A blue - A fight
Sheepshagger - A derogatory term used for someone from New Zealand. Canada wasn’t actually saying NZ fucks sheep, but he was saying that America had gotten his country wrong
Rellies - Relatives
Pom(my bastard) - A Pom is a (kinda) derogatory term for a Brit.
Root - Fuck in almost all senses of the word. So “in the mood for a root” is "In the mood for a fuck" So yeah...
-Tim Tam: An Aussie (And NZ) chocolate. It is a sort of chocolately center with a biscuit dipped in chocolate. They are delicious and I am addicted to them and my family bribes Aussies and New Zealanders to send us some. All the time.
-Penguins - An English chocolate that is very similar to a Tim Tam, you lucky brits you.
-Off - Dunno if the brand is international, but it's a Bugspray
-In regards to the Aussie PM and America: I don’t know for sure, but a lot of Aussies that I’ve talked to seem to think in general their PMs like America a little too much. LIKE OURS lol.
-The APEC meeting in Australia 2007 had a major security breach by the Australian comedy show ‘The Chaser’s War on Everything’ who simply made a fake security brigade that was very badly done and made it into the Red Zone. It was a pretty big deal. They also used Canadian flags lol
-When America said painting his flag red (communism being associated with red) he is talking about Australia becoming communist because Canada (in this) apparently has a reputation of sleeping with them
-Australia has a disproportionate amount of very dangerous animals XD One of which is the blue ringed octopus that is very hard to see and EXTREMELY deadly. Like really, really deadly
Finally I hope that you enjoyed! Aus/Can is totally sneaking up on Rus/Can for OTP. Damn those sexy, sexy Aussies! ILUUUUU <33
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Not Aussie!anon but studying here at the moment. Gawd I love those Tim Tams. ;A; They're like, so so GOOD! I'm not really familiar with most Aussie slangs but 'root' was definitely familiar to me. =D
And yes, Aussie accent is SEXY~
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That's so awesome that you're studying there! I certainly wouldn't mind that! Ohh Tim Tams, it's so sad you can't buy them here! Happy Hippos too! As for the Aussie slang, I cheated and use online sources XD But 'root' is famously funny among anyone here who knows Aussies since it's a big Canadian brand name!!
FUCK I know, eh? Everyone I've talked to agrees. If an Aussie ever wants to get laid all he has to do is open his mouth here and we will jump his bones.
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Then again I, and I'm sure many of other Canadian swappers, only live in one some places, they may be available in another provinces, or in my case even just another part of Ontario! Ahh, my ignorance spans counties! I may have even missed them, but I must say I've never run across any candy names "Skunk". That rather unappealing name would have stuck out at me. However I will be on the look out because those Tim Tams are way too addictive (like Happy Hippos!) Thank you!
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Taht's awsome you remembered that. Getting through with Canadian flags ^_^
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“He’s a crock loving sheepshagger! That’s what Arthur said, do you want to have sex with someone who has sex with sheep?”
The muffled shout came from behind the door, “That’s New Zealand, you idiot!”
Omg that sentence I died, I couldn't stop laughing.
“Why Australia? Everything in Australia wants to kill you!”
PFFFF LOL the amount of times I've heard that excuse from Americans wanting to visit Australia but wont because the wildlife is too dangerous.
As an Australian who voted for Kevin Rudd I can honestly say I hated John Howard in the last few years.. your right he was sucking off America. There was alot of ill feelings from Australians to Americans when this was happening but were pretty much over it now lol
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Yes, Al, Sheepshaggers are the Kiwi's. Apparently the equiv for us Aussie's is kangaroo-rooters. Rofl. Silly Kiwi's.
Lol'd at the ref to APEC. Fuck yeah Chasers. Even if you make everyone pissy I still love ya's.
Fair idea the name "Off" is intentional. Because we are obviously that cleaver. >.>
When America said painting his flag red (communism being associated with red) he is talking about Australia becoming communist because Canada (in this) apparently has a reputation of sleeping with them
*Finds this unintentionally hilarious* Because Australia was so against communism and it caused huge issues. "Red's under the beds" was a slogan.
OH AMERICA WE'RE NOT THAT DEADLY.... I MEAN... WE HAVE...vfuck can't think of anything that won't kill you in our range of animals. Ffffff.
Tl;Dr FFFFFFFF ILY TOO ANON.
*Raises hand for Can/Usa/Oz >.>
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You wanna piece of us, I know it :P
We're just too awesome.
And the sheepshagger is just good fun between us and the NZers. As far as I know, they make similar sorts of derogatory jokes about us!
Just like how we say the British can't play cricket >3
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I DO! You don't even know! :9
But alas there isn't even a smidge of Oz in my dirty little Ontarian town D: The closest I get is watching your crazy TV shows (Your [and Britain's] TV season starts when North America's ends! It's perfect!)
I figured (and hoped) it was just good natured ribbing~ Like how Brits call Welsh/Scotts Sheepshaggers too. Or how Americans call us pussies and we call them ignorant assfucks (or variants thereof) <3
Pffft, Brits! Can't play hockey either. They do it on the grass, THAT'S NOT HOCKEY FOLKS! THAT'S FIELD HOCKEY! REAL HOCKEY IS WHY WE HAVE ICE RINKS. ALSO CALLED HOCKEY RINKS!
At least they are in Canada
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What shows do you see? (Please not Neighbours, please not Neighbours...)
Yeah, it's all in good fun <3 We're just two playful nations.
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