Jack and the Beanstalk
anonymous
April 29 2009, 12:09:47 UTC
Ok, i love this story, and i would love if someone wrote a story about it! Only one character i really want to be jack, and it's kid america. Any body else for any other roles are good ;)
Bonus- the mum is England, the golden goose talks like poland and the giant speaks like sweden. Cracky and even smutty ;) (if you can! challenge!)
America and The Beanstalk [1/3]
anonymous
May 3 2009, 06:33:18 UTC
One upon time in a faraway land, there was boy name America who lived with his mum-- I mean, dad, England, in a cottage in country-side. Life had been calm until the economy suddenly went down and all off England's cattle and chicken suddenly started to die. With their last, skinny pig, England sent off America to sell the pig
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America and The Beanstalk [3/3]
anonymous
May 3 2009, 07:54:32 UTC
The next day, America climbed up the stalk again("I think it got longer... " America gasped, while panting.), and ran over to the house, where was Finland was cleaning. He avoided the girly giant and went to explore the farther reaches of the house. On a small table he found a goose. Under the goose he found something, a golden egg
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Re: America and The Beanstalk [3/3]
anonymous
May 3 2009, 18:37:19 UTC
Not OP, but OMFGLOL...Sweden!giant, Canada!harp, and Russia died of swine flu~?! Ho-holy crap, I'm rofling...(Although, that isn't how you catch swine flu)
Bonus- the mum is England, the golden goose talks like poland and the giant speaks like sweden.
Cracky and even smutty ;) (if you can! challenge!)
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Oh, except Russia. He got the swine flu after eating America's pig.
BEST LINES EVER.
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