America and The Beanstalk [3/3]
anonymous
May 3 2009, 07:54:32 UTC
The next day, America climbed up the stalk again("I think it got longer... " America gasped, while panting.), and ran over to the house, where was Finland was cleaning. He avoided the girly giant and went to explore the farther reaches of the house. On a small table he found a goose. Under the goose he found something, a golden egg!
"Hey goose, hey, wake up!" America whispered, while shaking the goose awake. The goose's slender neck went up as he woke up, a small frown on his face. "
"Like, what is it? I'm totally sleeping y'know." The goose mumbled in a thick valleygirl accent. But thing was, the goose was a male. And it laid eggs. Again, what the hell.
Remember I said this story defied all logic?
Continuing, Finland found America conversing with Sweden's goose, and knew that Sweden would be coming back soon and he wouldn't be happy. He rushed over to the tiny American and told him to jump into the pocket, America quickly nodded and jumped inside and Sweden came in again, sniffing the air.
"Fi F'ai Fo f'm, I sm'll th' bl'd of'n Englishm'n."
"It's nothing dear, probably just your imagination." Finland said, smiling at him. Sweden was side-tracked again and nodded, agreeing with his wife. Then he walked off to some other part of the house. After seeing Sweden turn the corner, Finland let America out his pocket. "Leave now America! Before my husband comes back!" Then he placed him on the table and started cleaning again.
America, again, took his chance and swiped the goose from the table ("Hey! Like, totally not nice!" The goose protested) and dashed for the doorway, climbing down the stalk and into his room. He placed the goose down onto his bed and it immediately started laying eggs. America was determined to go up a third time.
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The third day, America climbed up the long beanstalk, swore that he was losing weight, and entered the giant's house. Finland was not in house, and didn't seem to be, but sound from down the hall were very suspicious...
He looked around and found a Harp playing softly with no one around playing it. Amazing! Was America's first thought, then Creepy was his second. His mind decided to go back to Amazing, so he quickly went over and started to talk to harp.
"You're amazing!" America said, entranced. The Harp seemed to blush, and it stopped playing for a bit.
"T-thank you, eh." He said softly, his voice melodic like a harp string. "Are you going to take me away from here?" He asked hopefully.
"Maybe, do you want to?" America asked. Either way, he was going to take the harp. I mean, who wouldn't steal a self-playing harp if they had the chance?
"Please yes! Sweden always make me play over and over again and I get tired of the same song, eh!" The Harp wailed, and America didn't notice the sounds from down the hall suddenly stop.
"Alright then I'll take you!" America said, taking the harp and tucking it under his arm. The harp cried out in joy, and as America climbed down the table leg, Sweden appeared holding an axe and ready to get America.
"Th't's m' h'rp!" Sweden shouted, and America bolted for the door. America quickly ran for the stalk and climbed down as fast as he could. Sweden yelled and waved his axe around, there was no way in hell though he was climbing down the stalk. It was puny! He'd obviously die. Duh.
After climbing down the stalk, America took and axe and chopped down the large stalk from the stem, and as link was cut, the rest of the stem was pulled up into the sky by Sweden.
He showed England all that he got and the economy was better again, thanks to Obama-- I mean America. They all lived Happily Ever After.
Oh, except Russia. He got the swine flu after eating America's pig.
Re: America and The Beanstalk [3/3]
anonymous
May 3 2009, 18:37:19 UTC
Not OP, but OMFGLOL...Sweden!giant, Canada!harp, and Russia died of swine flu~?! Ho-holy crap, I'm rofling...(Although, that isn't how you catch swine flu)
"Hey goose, hey, wake up!" America whispered, while shaking the goose awake. The goose's slender neck went up as he woke up, a small frown on his face. "
"Like, what is it? I'm totally sleeping y'know." The goose mumbled in a thick valleygirl accent. But thing was, the goose was a male. And it laid eggs. Again, what the hell.
Remember I said this story defied all logic?
Continuing, Finland found America conversing with Sweden's goose, and knew that Sweden would be coming back soon and he wouldn't be happy. He rushed over to the tiny American and told him to jump into the pocket, America quickly nodded and jumped inside and Sweden came in again, sniffing the air.
"Fi F'ai Fo f'm,
I sm'll th' bl'd of'n Englishm'n."
"It's nothing dear, probably just your imagination." Finland said, smiling at him. Sweden was side-tracked again and nodded, agreeing with his wife. Then he walked off to some other part of the house. After seeing Sweden turn the corner, Finland let America out his pocket. "Leave now America! Before my husband comes back!" Then he placed him on the table and started cleaning again.
America, again, took his chance and swiped the goose from the table ("Hey! Like, totally not nice!" The goose protested) and dashed for the doorway, climbing down the stalk and into his room. He placed the goose down onto his bed and it immediately started laying eggs. America was determined to go up a third time.
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The third day, America climbed up the long beanstalk, swore that he was losing weight, and entered the giant's house. Finland was not in house, and didn't seem to be, but sound from down the hall were very suspicious...
He looked around and found a Harp playing softly with no one around playing it. Amazing! Was America's first thought, then Creepy was his second. His mind decided to go back to Amazing, so he quickly went over and started to talk to harp.
"You're amazing!" America said, entranced. The Harp seemed to blush, and it stopped playing for a bit.
"T-thank you, eh." He said softly, his voice melodic like a harp string. "Are you going to take me away from here?" He asked hopefully.
"Maybe, do you want to?" America asked. Either way, he was going to take the harp. I mean, who wouldn't steal a self-playing harp if they had the chance?
"Please yes! Sweden always make me play over and over again and I get tired of the same song, eh!" The Harp wailed, and America didn't notice the sounds from down the hall suddenly stop.
"Alright then I'll take you!" America said, taking the harp and tucking it under his arm. The harp cried out in joy, and as America climbed down the table leg, Sweden appeared holding an axe and ready to get America.
"Th't's m' h'rp!" Sweden shouted, and America bolted for the door. America quickly ran for the stalk and climbed down as fast as he could. Sweden yelled and waved his axe around, there was no way in hell though he was climbing down the stalk. It was puny! He'd obviously die. Duh.
After climbing down the stalk, America took and axe and chopped down the large stalk from the stem, and as link was cut, the rest of the stem was pulled up into the sky by Sweden.
He showed England all that he got and the economy was better again, thanks to Obama-- I mean America. They all lived Happily Ever After.
Oh, except Russia. He got the swine flu after eating America's pig.
THE END.
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Oh, except Russia. He got the swine flu after eating America's pig.
BEST LINES EVER.
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