The silence settles over the room as the same thought occurs to Spain, England, and France all at once. "You sent this email out to more than just us, didn't you?" England says and throws his hands up. "Well, where is China? He’s old as dirt, shouldn’t that make everything he does pedo by default?"
“Or Austria,” Spain adds thoughtfully. “He kept kids just like I did, that should count for something, right?”
“Or Russia!” France interrupts, pointing a stiff finger at Latvia. “Need I say more“Obviously those nations were either not contacted,” Latvia says quietly, “or were intelligent enough not to respond to them
( ... )
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anonymous
April 26 2009, 21:32:38 UTC
Latvia stands so still his outline quivers. “There are cameras all over this room,” he says, his voice low, perhaps to avoid getting picked up by microphones, “if you so much as move-”
“So sorry, one moment,” France says. He stands up again, and this time pulling a nervous Spain up with him. “May I introduce Señor Age Of Consent At Thirteen? And of course Mister Sex Tape Scandal?” he says with a wink at England (“Do not blithely drag me into this!”). “And myself, Monsieur Bring It On. Boys are best! Did you say something about cameras? How exciting
( ... )
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anonymous
April 26 2009, 22:50:32 UTC
“I’m still a little curious how you got in, Russia,” Spain says, although perfectly amiable. “We didn’t even hear the door open-” A sharp crack, and the front door bursts open. “-like that. Who’s there now?” They peer at the door, and the dark shape occupying the doorway.
“You son of a whore piece of shit motherbitch jackass tomato bastard!”
Spain’s face lights up and he turns his head towards the sound. “Romano! Mi cielo, is that you? Oh, you came for me! I knew you wou-ow!” He flinches and waters from the eyes after Romano’s well-aimed kick to his head.
“You bastard, you got fooled into going on this show, but then you practically rape the host? What is wrong with you, damn it
( ... )
To Catch a Country [9/9]
anonymous
April 26 2009, 22:57:12 UTC
France remains on the floor, but spreads his knees casually and leans back so the front of his pants stretch taunt across him. Latvia doesn’t look down like France wants him to, but his face glows with a delightful little blush. It makes France’s mouth water
( ... )
Not Op but...
anonymous
April 27 2009, 01:09:50 UTC
OH GOD AUTHOR!ANON, this...THIS HERE!!! WAS THE MOST AMAZING FILL I HAVE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF READING!
I'm bookmarking/print and laminating this thing for future reads, immediately! I was smiling like an idiot throughout the entire thing. (my roommate now thinks I'm i crazy weirdo for screaming "OH FRANCE" every two second, thanks. XD) No lie anon, I officially love you unconditionally. Please take everything i have because it's not enough.
Your characterization of France's antics was just so ridiculously in character for him that i was left in awe after reading this fill.
Not to mention England's blatant denial of his pedobear tendencies, despite the OVERWHELMING amounts of proof had me loling constantly. (it's alright England we all understand *pat pat* )
My favorite line? "What is important is that my TiVo was like, Hey America, look at this right now it’s amazing! And I’m all, What is it TiVo, what’s so amazing? and it’s you guys and this thing! Good job… you,” America says, smiling at Latvia."
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anonymous
April 27 2009, 01:15:44 UTC
That was awesome! I loved England's failed attempts at explaining himself, and France and Spain being totally unrepentant. You really developed the story well; I kept wondering what would happen. The ending is just perfect!
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anonymous
April 29 2009, 07:32:50 UTC
dfgjkhkredfhjgjherf this--oh god this whole thing made for one of the best fucking fics on this whole entire kink meme I LOVE IT SO MUCH. I think my favorite line was "May I introduce Señor Age Of Consent At Thirteen?" OH SPAIN. Anon ilu and I wish I could send you cookies or something ;; <33
Prompt: Latvia working as a police pedophile hunter.
Unfortunately, Chris Hansen Latvia never planned on having someone like France on the show...
The silence settles over the room as the same thought occurs to Spain, England, and France all at once. "You sent this email out to more than just us, didn't you?" England says and throws his hands up. "Well, where is China? He’s old as dirt, shouldn’t that make everything he does pedo by default?"
“Or Austria,” Spain adds thoughtfully. “He kept kids just like I did, that should count for something, right?”
“Or Russia!” France interrupts, pointing a stiff finger at Latvia. “Need I say more“Obviously those nations were either not contacted,” Latvia says quietly, “or were intelligent enough not to respond to them ( ... )
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“So sorry, one moment,” France says. He stands up again, and this time pulling a nervous Spain up with him. “May I introduce Señor Age Of Consent At Thirteen? And of course Mister Sex Tape Scandal?” he says with a wink at England (“Do not blithely drag me into this!”). “And myself, Monsieur Bring It On. Boys are best! Did you say something about cameras? How exciting ( ... )
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“You son of a whore piece of shit motherbitch jackass tomato bastard!”
Spain’s face lights up and he turns his head towards the sound. “Romano! Mi cielo, is that you? Oh, you came for me! I knew you wou-ow!” He flinches and waters from the eyes after Romano’s well-aimed kick to his head.
“You bastard, you got fooled into going on this show, but then you practically rape the host? What is wrong with you, damn it ( ... )
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I'm bookmarking/print and laminating this thing for future reads, immediately! I was smiling like an idiot throughout the entire thing. (my roommate now thinks I'm i crazy weirdo for screaming "OH FRANCE" every two second, thanks. XD) No lie anon, I officially love you unconditionally. Please take everything i have because it's not enough.
Your characterization of France's antics was just so ridiculously in character for him that i was left in awe after reading this fill.
Not to mention England's blatant denial of his pedobear tendencies, despite the OVERWHELMING amounts of proof had me loling constantly. (it's alright England we all understand *pat pat* )
My favorite line? "What is important is that my TiVo was like, Hey America, look at this right now it’s amazing! And I’m all, What is it TiVo, what’s so amazing? and it’s you guys and this thing! Good job… you,” America says, smiling at Latvia."
I died, and it's all ( ... )
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Captcha: one's tabasco (and what's the other?)
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THAT IS ALL.
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