To Catch a Country [1]
anonymous
March 17 2009, 09:28:09 UTC
Haha, sorry OP it kind of took a turn into bad awesome Dateline episode territory there, with Latvia-channeling-Russia-via-Chris Hansen DX I hope that's okay with you... -----------
France balances the chocolates and flowers in one arm to free up his other to open the door. He can’t help the grin plastered on his face. Anyone less a man than France would never have made it to this seemingly abandoned warehouse all the way from his apartment in downtown in less than an hour upon receiving the email, and making stops for the chocolates and flowers on top of that. All of this during rush hour.
Well, it is a warehouse in the middle of nowhere, so France isn’t exactly sure what it was he was expecting, but it certainly wasn’t the sight that meets his eyes upon prying the door open. It swings wide and he glides in after, almost singing. “Oh, Laatviaaaa His eyes adjust to the light (why is it so bright in here?), and then wait, there’s a… what, what
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To Catch a Country [2]
anonymous
March 17 2009, 09:33:21 UTC
Even if it hadn’t been for his own inner sense of self-preservation-the howling noise inside him saying RETREAT, the first time in a long time that particular voice has out-screamed his rapedar-France still would have figured out something was wrong from Spain and England’s cues. Every time Latvia turns his back to them, they practically leap out of their stools and start… doing things
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Re: To Catch a Country [2]
anonymous
March 17 2009, 13:58:09 UTC
BAHAHAHAHA! Oh god I'm dying over here. That was just brilliant, especially the frantic gesturing from England and Spain when Latvia's back was turned. Tsk tsk... so many ridiculous pedophiles.
Re: To Catch a Country [2]
anonymous
March 17 2009, 17:16:21 UTC
Oh, France you idiot!
This fill though... It is at the top of my list of favorite things... ever. Seriously. That was great. I could just picture the whole thing in my head. I'm still laughing.
To Catch a Country [3]
anonymous
March 17 2009, 20:09:23 UTC
Even Latvia’s jaw drops.
Spain frowns a little. “I think you’re doing it wrong.”
“Dammit, Francis.” England seethes, his face in his hand. “My opinion of you has dropped so incredibly low in the last few seconds.”
“I’m flattered your opinion of me was high enough to drop at all, but what I said was the truth, non? However, I apologize…. was I supposed to draw it out a little longer to keep it interesting?” he adds to Latvia, winking. “Don’t worry, I will keep it in mind for next time.”
Spain raises his hand a little. “Um. I’m a little confused. What are we doing here, exactly
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To Catch a Country [5]
anonymous
March 27 2009, 23:54:17 UTC
England gives Spain a dry, worried look. “From the lips of the Catholic Church no less, I presume?”
Spain glares. “And what exactly are you trying to say? Maybe you’d like to say it to my face, eh?”
“That aside,” England says, ignoring him and turning to Latvia, “I would have to agree with the whole not knowing why we’re still here. Most of these charges you keep talking about happened hundreds of years ago, what do you expect us to do about it now?” England clears his throat and leans forward in his stool, straightening his jacket in a businesslike manner that makes Latvia raise an eyebrow. “I understand how it looks, Latvia. Of course, circumstances as they were, it is certainly possible for it to appear or give the impression of certain goings on even if in point of fact there were never-what?”
Spain blinks. “You’re just a little bit too good at that
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France balances the chocolates and flowers in one arm to free up his other to open the door. He can’t help the grin plastered on his face. Anyone less a man than France would never have made it to this seemingly abandoned warehouse all the way from his apartment in downtown in less than an hour upon receiving the email, and making stops for the chocolates and flowers on top of that. All of this during rush hour.
Well, it is a warehouse in the middle of nowhere, so France isn’t exactly sure what it was he was expecting, but it certainly wasn’t the sight that meets his eyes upon prying the door open. It swings wide and he glides in after, almost singing. “Oh, Laatviaaaa His eyes adjust to the light (why is it so bright in here?), and then wait, there’s a… what, what ( ... )
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Awesome job, writer-anon!
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This fill though... It is at the top of my list of favorite things... ever. Seriously. That was great. I could just picture the whole thing in my head. I'm still laughing.
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This is SO BRILLIANT. I love how Arthur and Antonio were trying to warn Francis, but with Francis being Francis... Gah, anon, have my cookies ♥
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Spain frowns a little. “I think you’re doing it wrong.”
“Dammit, Francis.” England seethes, his face in his hand. “My opinion of you has dropped so incredibly low in the last few seconds.”
“I’m flattered your opinion of me was high enough to drop at all, but what I said was the truth, non? However, I apologize…. was I supposed to draw it out a little longer to keep it interesting?” he adds to Latvia, winking. “Don’t worry, I will keep it in mind for next time.”
Spain raises his hand a little. “Um. I’m a little confused. What are we doing here, exactly ( ... )
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Please continue! I think you've hit a good balance with the names.
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My wonderful Author!anon - one word: continue! <3 :'DDD
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So glad you approve! More on the way, just... ah, getting hung up on finals presently >>;
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Spain glares. “And what exactly are you trying to say? Maybe you’d like to say it to my face, eh?”
“That aside,” England says, ignoring him and turning to Latvia, “I would have to agree with the whole not knowing why we’re still here. Most of these charges you keep talking about happened hundreds of years ago, what do you expect us to do about it now?” England clears his throat and leans forward in his stool, straightening his jacket in a businesslike manner that makes Latvia raise an eyebrow. “I understand how it looks, Latvia. Of course, circumstances as they were, it is certainly possible for it to appear or give the impression of certain goings on even if in point of fact there were never-what?”
Spain blinks. “You’re just a little bit too good at that ( ... )
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Lol Captcha: LA Empire ...hehehe
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