(I’ll admit that I passed over this a few times because ‘not nice to Spain’ + ‘nice to the ladies’ + ‘Spain as a lady’ did not compute with me. I didn’t know how to make it work! I tried, but I’m still not sure if this is what OP is looking for.)
In Pursuit of That Ugly LadyRomano could, more or less, tell when his dilemma started. He had always been hostile toward her as far as he could remember and for good reason. Whatever verbal abuse she got from him, she had caused upon herself. The constant affection; a ruffle of his hair here, a lovingly prepared meal there made him sick to his stomach. But mostly, it was whenever she left the house dressed in her battle regalia with a large axe in one hand only to come back in scraps being scolded by her boss for protecting him did he truly despise her. It was in the way she handled her affairs, in the way she
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In Pursuit of That Ugly Lady Part 2
anonymous
May 25 2009, 18:42:26 UTC
And when she presented her back to him, it was Romano’s turn to get flustered. He had never seen a woman’s bare back before or at least partially bare in this case because the idiot probably forgot an essential undergarment. He had grudgingly assisted her, muttering complaints all the way as she asked for him to pull harder as the dress needed to be tighter to fit just right. By the time he had tied the ribbon at the end of the lacing, he was sweating, if not from the effort then from the thought of being that close to an almost naked woman. That night, all he could think about was her smooth, flawless skin and the curves of her body the corset had so helpfully made apparent. He didn’t even have to touch himself to soil his sheets. He knew then that he would never look at a woman the same way again
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In Pursuit of That Ugly Lady Part 3
anonymous
May 25 2009, 18:43:46 UTC
“Romano, what are you trying to do?” she said, pink cheeks making her rarely irritated face glow. He thought it was both alluring and absolutely repulsive
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In Pursuit of That Ugly Lady Part 4
anonymous
May 25 2009, 18:44:53 UTC
“Romano,” Spain said as she looked with horror at his pitiful face. Her habit of casually throwing sensitive statements around assured him that she would not be able to identify the source of his distress no matter how painfully obvious it was
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In Pursuit of That Ugly Lady Part 5
anonymous
May 25 2009, 18:45:51 UTC
It only took seconds before Romano decided to follow her and when he touched her shoulder to get her attention, she jumped slightly and spilled tomato sauce on her chest. Romano cursed in a long string of angry Italian, angry Italian he made sure Spain would not understand because she had stupidly, inadvertently combined two of his favorite things
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Re: In Pursuit of That Ugly Lady Part 6
anonymous
May 25 2009, 20:24:19 UTC
...That was beautiful and well-written. You didn't butcher fem!Spain at all. I suppose he'll be like that if he was a girl. Good job anon. :D
For some reason, I found myself tearing up toward the end. Wasn't this supposed to be humor/romance? idk with myself. Must be the lack of sleep. Or maybe I was totally sympathizing with Romano's pain (and laughing at him. Dammit, am I contradicting myself?). :D
Brb, going to sleep. This was some hell of a bedtime story. XD
fl;kja;sf. FL;JKASKL;JFKL;ASF LKJGKL;ADGHL; OH MY GOD.
I-I never thought this would've been filled. In fact, I completely forgot about it until I checked the kink_aid this morning and promptly creamed myself in excitement right before going to school, mind you, and shamelessly read it after school again and again and again I just--
Oh my God my mind is blown by this beautiful fic, oh you have no idea. Both Spain and Romano were characterized too perfectly and every single detail you wrote just sunk into me like cement. I can't express my happiness and satisfaction with just words I am just likely typoing all over the place right now and using spellcheck more frequently than I would like because I am too incorherent to manually type coherently at the moment and I'm sure that didn't make too much sense either but
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(I’ll admit that I passed over this a few times because ‘not nice to Spain’ + ‘nice to the ladies’ + ‘Spain as a lady’ did not compute with me. I didn’t know how to make it work! I tried, but I’m still not sure if this is what OP is looking for.)
In Pursuit of That Ugly LadyRomano could, more or less, tell when his dilemma started. He had always been hostile toward her as far as he could remember and for good reason. Whatever verbal abuse she got from him, she had caused upon herself. The constant affection; a ruffle of his hair here, a lovingly prepared meal there made him sick to his stomach. But mostly, it was whenever she left the house dressed in her battle regalia with a large axe in one hand only to come back in scraps being scolded by her boss for protecting him did he truly despise her. It was in the way she handled her affairs, in the way she ( ... )
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For some reason, I found myself tearing up toward the end. Wasn't this supposed to be humor/romance? idk with myself. Must be the lack of sleep. Or maybe I was totally sympathizing with Romano's pain (and laughing at him. Dammit, am I contradicting myself?). :D
Brb, going to sleep. This was some hell of a bedtime story. XD
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Oh Romano ;_; <3
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Oh my God I--
fl;kja;sf. FL;JKASKL;JFKL;ASF LKJGKL;ADGHL; OH MY GOD.
I-I never thought this would've been filled. In fact, I completely forgot about it until I checked the kink_aid this morning and promptly creamed myself in excitement right before going to school, mind you, and shamelessly read it after school again and again and again I just--
Oh my God my mind is blown by this beautiful fic, oh you have no idea. Both Spain and Romano were characterized too perfectly and every single detail you wrote just sunk into me like cement. I can't express my happiness and satisfaction with just words I am just likely typoing all over the place right now and using spellcheck more frequently than I would like because I am too incorherent to manually type coherently at the moment and I'm sure that didn't make too much sense either but ( ... )
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