Girl: "If there is a blackout, will the toilet still flush?" Boy: "I can't believe I'm still dating you."
Which led anon to wanting to see all the different Face-palm moments between the different Hetalian couples. All of which use the words (or something along their lines): "I can't believe I'm still dating you."
The couples anon would like to see are: England/France, Spain/Romano, Sealand/Latvia, Rome/Germania and Sweden/Finland, but she won't object to any of the other couples. She just mostly wants to laugh.
A bonus would be getting both sides of the relationship ('cause I'm sure face-palming nation has a couple of WTF moments themselves).
You're not the only one...
anonymous
May 22 2009, 14:13:32 UTC
XD Oh God. I knew England's cooking would appear. I can picture this so clearly. So, so clearly. With an awkward silence between England's answer and France's dismissal ('cause it'd take a moment for it to process).
I've heard that reason on an English eating show (coincidence?) and my Maltese half sort of went, *spaztwitchdead* Whilst the Pom in me actually saw sound reasoning behind it. DX
A loud "bang!", sign that the door of his room have suffered once again. Spain really could not understand why teasing that hair keep making the Italian angry.
Seriously, he was so cute, his face red...Like tomato.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHY I'M STILL COMING HERE!" Another bang, this time, the front door.
...Yes, next time, he will definitely toy that hair.
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Late OP is late
anonymous
May 25 2009, 10:00:32 UTC
Y-yes please do.
As for my request; this was exactly what I was looking for! These two. Their entire relationship is a face+palm moment. I think I feel sorry for Lovino just a little bit more though~ Antonio's so oblivious~
Are All Englishmen Like This During Mind-Blowing Sex?
anonymous
May 24 2009, 13:15:37 UTC
England was clawing at the previously pristine sheets of his bed. His toes were curling a bit. His head was thrown back. His body was sweating and burning and he really was convinced that he was on fire. He wanted, needed more of that delicious friction that thrice damned frog had given him but was now denying him.
He glared at France and said, "Well, what's the hold up?"
"Foreplay?" France suggested with a sneaky-looking grin on his face.
"In the middle of fucking sex, frog?"
"The French like to do things different, rosbif."
France winked. England kicked him. France frowned. England smirked.
"The English would like you damn Frenchmen to hurry up after you coaxed us to this bed with bottles and bottles of liquor," England said.
"Ah, so is this what I get for wondering how you are in bed?" France asked.
"Well, if you just show me why you're called the goddamn capital of love."
"But love takes time, mon Angleterre." Wink. Smile. And just who did France think he was kidding
( ... )
OP wishes to give you her heart~
anonymous
May 25 2009, 10:09:09 UTC
Oh God, they're so in character it's painful. I love it! And you definitely achieved what I was looking for; I think I have a bruised cheek because this and you. And well,
"Die in a ditch."
XD I'm going to use that from now on. Oh God, it cracked me up.
Girl: "If there is a blackout, will the toilet still flush?"
Boy: "I can't believe I'm still dating you."
Which led anon to wanting to see all the different Face-palm moments between the different Hetalian couples. All of which use the words (or something along their lines): "I can't believe I'm still dating you."
The couples anon would like to see are: England/France, Spain/Romano, Sealand/Latvia, Rome/Germania and Sweden/Finland, but she won't object to any of the other couples. She just mostly wants to laugh.
A bonus would be getting both sides of the relationship ('cause I'm sure face-palming nation has a couple of WTF moments themselves).
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"I don't really eat for pleasure. I just put fuel in my mouth because I need it to live."
"...GET OUT BLASPHEMER!"
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I've heard that reason on an English eating show (coincidence?) and my Maltese half sort of went, *spaztwitchdead* Whilst the Pom in me actually saw sound reasoning behind it. DX
BTW, this is OP calling...
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Then America walks in eating 20 Big Macs and Francis faints from disgust. XD
LOL captcha agrees: "Mr overdose"
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A loud "bang!", sign that the door of his room have suffered once again. Spain really could not understand why teasing that hair keep making the Italian angry.
Seriously, he was so cute, his face red...Like tomato.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHY I'M STILL COMING HERE!"
Another bang, this time, the front door.
...Yes, next time, he will definitely toy that hair.
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Sorry, first try OTL.
Hope it will fulfill a part of OP's request?
(I'm not the other author, BTW)
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To be honest: not, it was not.
*run and hides*
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As for my request; this was exactly what I was looking for! These two. Their entire relationship is a face+palm moment. I think I feel sorry for Lovino just a little bit more though~ Antonio's so oblivious~
Thank you! *hugs*
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I'm really happy that you're pleased!
*double hug back*
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He glared at France and said, "Well, what's the hold up?"
"Foreplay?" France suggested with a sneaky-looking grin on his face.
"In the middle of fucking sex, frog?"
"The French like to do things different, rosbif."
France winked. England kicked him. France frowned. England smirked.
"The English would like you damn Frenchmen to hurry up after you coaxed us to this bed with bottles and bottles of liquor," England said.
"Ah, so is this what I get for wondering how you are in bed?" France asked.
"Well, if you just show me why you're called the goddamn capital of love."
"But love takes time, mon Angleterre." Wink. Smile. And just who did France think he was kidding ( ... )
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Great fill, authornon! X3
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"Die in a ditch."
XD I'm going to use that from now on. Oh God, it cracked me up.
Thank you, anon. Really.
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Thank you anon. Wonderful request, honestly. <3
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Lithuania was well-conditioned; before the words had even sunk in fully, that tone had him bracing himself. "Yes ( ... )
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yes, reCAPTCHA, I agree~ >3
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