Are All Englishmen Like This During Mind-Blowing Sex?
anonymous
May 24 2009, 13:15:37 UTC
England was clawing at the previously pristine sheets of his bed. His toes were curling a bit. His head was thrown back. His body was sweating and burning and he really was convinced that he was on fire. He wanted, needed more of that delicious friction that thrice damned frog had given him but was now denying him.
He glared at France and said, "Well, what's the hold up?"
"Foreplay?" France suggested with a sneaky-looking grin on his face.
"In the middle of fucking sex, frog?"
"The French like to do things different, rosbif."
France winked. England kicked him. France frowned. England smirked.
"The English would like you damn Frenchmen to hurry up after you coaxed us to this bed with bottles and bottles of liquor," England said.
"Ah, so is this what I get for wondering how you are in bed?" France asked.
"Well, if you just show me why you're called the goddamn capital of love."
"But love takes time, mon Angleterre." Wink. Smile. And just who did France think he was kidding?
England scowled and crossed his arms. So much for French sex. "I could always leave the room."
"You're too sober for a drunk man." France was frowning. "And I know how you are when you're drunk."
Horny, that was how England was when he was drunk. (Any more drunk and he was supposed to be bawling his heart out while ranting about America.)
"Maybe you didn't get me enough alcohol," England said with a snort.
"Maybe you're not drunk at all, oui?" France said with a smile on his face.
"Are you implying something?"
"That you're doing this willingly and that you actually have amorous feelings for me, Angleterre?"
"Die in a ditch."
England glared at France who merely sighed and said, "Why you, Angleterre, I'll never know. Love is a cruel mistress indeed, and I am nothing but her servant."
"Shut up, France."
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A different anon from the two that have contributed to this thread here. Felt the need to do FrUK for this one.
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anonymous
May 25 2009, 10:09:09 UTC
Oh God, they're so in character it's painful. I love it! And you definitely achieved what I was looking for; I think I have a bruised cheek because this and you. And well,
"Die in a ditch."
XD I'm going to use that from now on. Oh God, it cracked me up.
He glared at France and said, "Well, what's the hold up?"
"Foreplay?" France suggested with a sneaky-looking grin on his face.
"In the middle of fucking sex, frog?"
"The French like to do things different, rosbif."
France winked. England kicked him. France frowned. England smirked.
"The English would like you damn Frenchmen to hurry up after you coaxed us to this bed with bottles and bottles of liquor," England said.
"Ah, so is this what I get for wondering how you are in bed?" France asked.
"Well, if you just show me why you're called the goddamn capital of love."
"But love takes time, mon Angleterre." Wink. Smile. And just who did France think he was kidding?
England scowled and crossed his arms. So much for French sex. "I could always leave the room."
"You're too sober for a drunk man." France was frowning. "And I know how you are when you're drunk."
Horny, that was how England was when he was drunk. (Any more drunk and he was supposed to be bawling his heart out while ranting about America.)
"Maybe you didn't get me enough alcohol," England said with a snort.
"Maybe you're not drunk at all, oui?" France said with a smile on his face.
"Are you implying something?"
"That you're doing this willingly and that you actually have amorous feelings for me, Angleterre?"
"Die in a ditch."
England glared at France who merely sighed and said, "Why you, Angleterre, I'll never know. Love is a cruel mistress indeed, and I am nothing but her servant."
"Shut up, France."
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A different anon from the two that have contributed to this thread here. Felt the need to do FrUK for this one.
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Great fill, authornon! X3
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"Die in a ditch."
XD I'm going to use that from now on. Oh God, it cracked me up.
Thank you, anon. Really.
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Thank you anon. Wonderful request, honestly. <3
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