The Importance of Tolerance
anonymous
May 21 2009, 18:01:11 UTC
"It's been a while since we've visited America, hasn't it, Su-san?" Finland smiled, basking in the crisp New England air. "We should come here more often. The fall is so warm!"
"'f y'want," his husband grunted, acquiescently. "'S nice."
Yes, the weather was nice, their visit with Alfred had been nice, and Tino was feeling altogether nice about everything, when suddenly...
"You!"
He blinked. "...Me?"
A woman he'd never seen before was barreling towards him, carrying a large picket sign rather like one would carry a club. She was scowling, so much that Finland wondered immediately just what he had done and how he could apologize for it.
"You!" she began again, ramming a finger into his sternum and glaring. "You need to accept Christ into your life, right now
( ... )
The Importance of Tolerance: Epilogue
anonymous
May 21 2009, 18:22:42 UTC
[Because I saw the sniper-rifles-and-viking-ships comments after I wrote that first bit, and... that has to go in. It just does.]
It was a few days after the fruit basket arrived before either of them saw the card tucked to the side of the mango.
Sweden was the first to notice; he picked up the paper and opened it, glowering at the words on it.
"Hm."
"Is something wrong, Su-san?" asked Finland, glancing up from drying the dishes. There hadn't been much inflection in Su-san's voice, but he could just tell.
"Look 't this."
Tino set down his dish towel, reaching over to take the card from his husband's hand.
Re: The Importance of Tolerance: Epilogue
anonymous
May 22 2009, 19:13:51 UTC
^_____^
Do NOT mess with the hubby or the wife. Particularly when they haven't exactly put away the rifle OR the ship... Yay for America sending a fruit basket~ The horrifically awful/awesome default gift.
Liberal Gay!Anon Here
anonymous
May 22 2009, 23:58:27 UTC
:D Writer!Anon, you get my flamboyant love. Like, you don't even know how much I love this fic.
The WBC protested in anon's town once, at a goddamn football game. It was Flamboyant!Anon and like, 300 others, versus about 5 of them. It was awesome. Some guy had cupcakes.
I now want a sequel where Finland and Su-San kick the crap out of them. Again. <3
Captcha: in fallible. Wai, yes. Those two are infallible. <3<3
Re: Liberal!Fag Anon Again <3
anonymous
May 23 2009, 06:40:21 UTC
Cupcakes sound AMAZING right now, actually. D: Sadly, it's twenty-til-two in the morning, and it would be slightly awkward to get cupcake mix at this point.
Re: The Importance of Tolerance: Epilogue
anonymous
May 23 2009, 06:02:01 UTC
This Kans!anon lives less than an hour away from afore-mentioned nest of happiness and rainbows, and has had her high school graduation picketed by parents and (young, indoctrinated) children singing the "god hates fags" song. Not to mention every major culture or arts performance in the city. Apparently god also hates New York orchestras and Russian ballets.
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT VIKING!SU-SAN AND WINTERWAR!FINLAND TO COME HERE AND UNLEASH SOME SERIOUS INVASION OF VITAL REGIONS!!!!11 INVADE US!!! INVAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!
Re: The Importance of Tolerance: Epilogue
anonymous
May 24 2009, 10:59:35 UTC
PA?? That's crazy! I'm very sorry...
When they picketed my old high school a few weeks back, my younger brother and his friends (mostly jocks) wore hot pants and danced around in front of them. XD
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"'f y'want," his husband grunted, acquiescently. "'S nice."
Yes, the weather was nice, their visit with Alfred had been nice, and Tino was feeling altogether nice about everything, when suddenly...
"You!"
He blinked. "...Me?"
A woman he'd never seen before was barreling towards him, carrying a large picket sign rather like one would carry a club. She was scowling, so much that Finland wondered immediately just what he had done and how he could apologize for it.
"You!" she began again, ramming a finger into his sternum and glaring. "You need to accept Christ into your life, right now ( ... )
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It was a few days after the fruit basket arrived before either of them saw the card tucked to the side of the mango.
Sweden was the first to notice; he picked up the paper and opened it, glowering at the words on it.
"Hm."
"Is something wrong, Su-san?" asked Finland, glancing up from drying the dishes. There hadn't been much inflection in Su-san's voice, but he could just tell.
"Look 't this."
Tino set down his dish towel, reaching over to take the card from his husband's hand.
Dear Sweden and Finland ( ... )
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Captcha: comedy harden. Indeed.
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And I commend you, writer!anon, I would have been much more severe with the group, myself ♥
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BTW, is this the church who also made the sites God Hates Sweden and God Hates America?
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Do NOT mess with the hubby or the wife. Particularly when they haven't exactly put away the rifle OR the ship... Yay for America sending a fruit basket~ The horrifically awful/awesome default gift.
Thanks for the laugh; I incredibly needed it!
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The WBC protested in anon's town once, at a goddamn football game. It was Flamboyant!Anon and like, 300 others, versus about 5 of them. It was awesome. Some guy had cupcakes.
I now want a sequel where Finland and Su-San kick the crap out of them. Again. <3
Captcha: in fallible. Wai, yes. Those two are infallible. <3<3
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That sounds amazing! So cupcakes will work, if I can't find my viking ship?
Captcha: was shotwell . By Finland, with his sniper rifle, I assume =D
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Sadly, it's twenty-til-two in the morning, and it would be slightly awkward to get cupcake mix at this point.
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH I WANT VIKING!SU-SAN AND WINTERWAR!FINLAND TO COME HERE AND UNLEASH SOME SERIOUS INVASION OF VITAL REGIONS!!!!11
INVADE US!!! INVAAAAAAAAAAADE!!!
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When they picketed my old high school a few weeks back, my younger brother and his friends (mostly jocks) wore hot pants and danced around in front of them. XD
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