Growing up around Arthur, Francis and Alfred can't have been terribly fun for Matthew, can it? What would be good to see is an angsty family AU. The drama! The teenage years! The running away and getting into trouble!
Umm pair someone up if you want, the kink can be that there is no kink? :D
Are you there God? It's me, Canada. [1/?]
anonymous
February 2 2009, 23:47:20 UTC
(Alright, so maybe I shouldn't write angst. Cause for some reason, I can't really do it. But, honestly, it sounded like so much fun.)
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October 12
So, I finally got my journal back (yes, it’s a journal not a diary, despite anything Al says), but I’m not sure where I can hide it now that I know that Al apparently goes through my underwear drawer. I could keep it with me, but that’s just asking for disaster. Although if Al would just respect my property, this wouldn’t be a problem.
I think I’m going to replace his hair gel with super glue.
We had fishsticks in the cafeteria today. I’m pretty sure they’re trying to prepare our tastes for Armageddon, because I swear those things can survive nuclear blasts.
October 13
The fishsticks made a reappearance today, and I don’t just mean under the heat lamp in the caf. I’m going to start bringing my own lunches.
October 15Dad and Papa are fighting again. Apparently, Papa insulted Dad’s cooking (which I understand, but seriously, can’t he just choke it down and keep the peace?) I
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Re: Are you there God? It's me, Canada. [1/?]
anonymous
February 3 2009, 21:55:21 UTC
This is FABULOUS. I love diary!fics, and I love how you got Canada's subtle snarkiness down here (especially considering how many people seem to overlook that part of his personality!).
Had me simultaneously LOLing and going 'aw, poor Canada.'
Re: Are you there God? It's me, Canada. [1/?]
anonymous
February 3 2009, 22:24:24 UTC
pffft. Cheer up emo kid. You've got the self-involved banality of most teenage diaries/blogs etc down perfectly though writer-anon! I sort of want Prussia to find this diary and read excerpts aloud during homeroom or something. Especially those poems!
Are you there God? It's me, Canada. [2/?]
anonymous
February 5 2009, 03:21:16 UTC
Pretty sure it’s still October 16, around midnight
There are often times I wish that I had even just a ‘wacky’ family. Because at least that would be a step up from what I have now.
So, we’re there eating dinner. Dad, Papa, and Al are talking loudly about whatever, as usual, while I’m just trying to keep my head down and make it through the meal with as much dignity as possible in this household. (They make that crazy family from that Greek movie look like the Cleavers in comparison.) Because I was just concentrating on my lasagne and imagining what the new girl might look like without a shirt on, I didn’t hear what Dad was specifically talking about.
However, I will never forget Al’s next words for as long as I live.
They were, and I quote, “About as much use as a dildo to a gay couple?”
The entire table went silent for a second. Al just grinned his cocky ‘Lookatme,I’manasshole’ grin and held one up. I could tell by the expression on Dad’s face that it was in fact something of theirs, and I couldn’t tell what was shocked me more
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Umm pair someone up if you want, the kink can be that there is no kink? :D
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October 12
So, I finally got my journal back (yes, it’s a journal not a diary, despite anything Al says), but I’m not sure where I can hide it now that I know that Al apparently goes through my underwear drawer. I could keep it with me, but that’s just asking for disaster. Although if Al would just respect my property, this wouldn’t be a problem.
I think I’m going to replace his hair gel with super glue.
We had fishsticks in the cafeteria today. I’m pretty sure they’re trying to prepare our tastes for Armageddon, because I swear those things can survive nuclear blasts.
October 13
The fishsticks made a reappearance today, and I don’t just mean under the heat lamp in the caf. I’m going to start bringing my own lunches.
October 15Dad and Papa are fighting again. Apparently, Papa insulted Dad’s cooking (which I understand, but seriously, can’t he just choke it down and keep the peace?) I ( ... )
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Had me simultaneously LOLing and going 'aw, poor Canada.'
Keep writing! You've got a fan right here!
And I LOVE the title, by the way <3
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oh anon ♥
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I eagerly await more.
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(MOARRRR)
Who's the girl? SeychellesSeychellesSeychelles
...Avril? We know he's gone nuts when...
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♥ ♥
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Great job!
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Genius genius genius pure comedy angst-gold genius of the highest order amazingly spectacularly geni-
*explodes*
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There are often times I wish that I had even just a ‘wacky’ family. Because at least that would be a step up from what I have now.
So, we’re there eating dinner. Dad, Papa, and Al are talking loudly about whatever, as usual, while I’m just trying to keep my head down and make it through the meal with as much dignity as possible in this household. (They make that crazy family from that Greek movie look like the Cleavers in comparison.) Because I was just concentrating on my lasagne and imagining what the new girl might look like without a shirt on, I didn’t hear what Dad was specifically talking about.
However, I will never forget Al’s next words for as long as I live.
They were, and I quote, “About as much use as a dildo to a gay couple?”
The entire table went silent for a second. Al just grinned his cocky ‘Lookatme,I’manasshole’ grin and held one up. I could tell by the expression on Dad’s face that it was in fact something of theirs, and I couldn’t tell what was shocked me more ( ... )
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never stop, anon, NEVER STOP~
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