Prussia/Poland College AU
anonymous
August 17 2010, 04:29:48 UTC
Feliks is the most fabulous freshman on college campus, stuck with the most annoying roommate: egotistical jerk Gilbert Beilschmidt. As it that weren't bad enough, Feliks' love life is in the dumps -- he has too much fashion sense for one gender, but all the eligible gay men he meets turn him down for looking too feminine! Feliks doesn't want to compromise who he is, but what's a guy to do?
Gilbert can't stand Feliks, or that's what he tells himself, but he thinks Feliks is ferociously hot in drag, even though he knows Feliks is a guy! For that matter, Feliks doesn't look bad OUT of drag...
BONUS: Lithuania can be Feliks' ex who is hung up on Belarus, or Feliks' long-suffering heterosexual BFF. BONUS: Feliks is a math major.
Despite the title, I don't care about pairing order, and either or both Prussia and Poland can top.
And he's like so annoying (part 1a/X)
anonymous
September 7 2010, 05:23:54 UTC
“And he’s like so annoying.” Pause. “No, I don’t know his last name. It’s entirely unpronounceable and German. No like I totally mean it, it’s just a collection of consonants, like no vowels.” There was another pause and Gilbert wondered if he should leap down the bed now. “No, Liet, it’s much worse than my last name.” Honestly, Gilbert didn’t think that was possible. He judged the landing and prepared to spring. “No! Like my name is super easy
( ... )
And he's like so annoying (part 1b/X)
anonymous
September 7 2010, 05:26:42 UTC
Feliks wasn’t back.
It was two am and Feliks wasn’t back.
Not that the awesome Gilbert was worried about his annoying roommate’s safety, just he wasn’t back and it was two am. Gilbert totally-Mein Gott when had that word gotten into his awesome vocabulary?-just doing homework problems, for his intro to astronomy class. You know the ones that weren’t due until next week
( ... )
And he's like so annoying (part 1c/X)
anonymous
September 7 2010, 05:29:51 UTC
Fortunately, Feliks was able to dress himself. Gilbert watched from the bed, like it was a documentary of the nocturnal habits of some drunken giraffe. (which is what Feliks looked liked, stumbling around on those heels, not sexy, just like a drunken giraffe) He stumbled to his bed, where Gilbert was sitting. Gilbert blinked. Feliks leaned up against him, resting his head on Gilbert’s shoulder
( ... )
And he's like so annoying (part 1d/X) (art bonus!)
anonymous
September 7 2010, 05:35:42 UTC
When it ended, it was awkward. Neither one said anything for a moment before Feliks blushed and shyly said thank you. Gilbert fumbled a bit before insisting on tucking Feliks into bed. The albino hesitated before pressing his lips to Feliks’ head and tucking the covers in around him. He said something comforting about Liet always being there for him and it’d be better in the morning. Feliks had smiled and said that maybe Gilbert wasn’t so bad
( ... )
And he's like so annoying (part 2a/X)
anonymous
September 8 2010, 08:38:29 UTC
Gilbert was sleeping peacefully. He was dreaming about something nice and calming. He smiled angelically. He was at home, on the family’s estate. He’d obviously escaped work and his tutors because he was lying out in the meadow listening to the birds.
CRACK
A tree branch fell out of the sky and onto his body. Gilbert yelped in the dream. There wasn’t supposed to be a tree there!
SMACK
With a cry Gilbert sat up to see a very angry looking Feliks Łukasiewicz standing over him, heel raised high.
“So you decided to have a little fun with your faggy roommate last night, huh? Obviously it can’t hurt since I’m like so ASKING FOR IT
( ... )
Re: And he's like so annoying (part 2a/X)
anonymous
September 8 2010, 13:40:08 UTC
Okay, it must be a seriously terrible thing to believe you've been raped, so I kind of understand the tangle of emotions Feliks must have been feeling even after he realized Gilbert was telling the truth. But still, this: “That was for stealing my shoe.” That is so damn hilarious. Oh Feliks, honey. <3
Poor Gilbert, I guess, but his outrage is so damn funny. XD
And he's like so annoying (part 2b/X)
anonymous
September 8 2010, 08:42:12 UTC
Gilbert spent most of his most of his first class with an ice pack clutched to his head. Though he was mostly able to convince Alfred that the ice pack wasn’t an ice pack but an ingenious way to keep the ghosts away. Alfred had given him a look that said the blond clearly thought that Gilbert was nuts
( ... )
And he's like so annoying (part 2d/X)
anonymous
September 8 2010, 08:47:03 UTC
Gilbert came back to the dorm in a good mood. He’d spent the lab slowly psyching Alfred out about the newest zombie thriller and telling him all the ghost stories that Arthur knew and how he should like totally ask him to tell those stories. Alfred’s weird look had been irritated, so he settled for smudging a bit of silver nitrate on Alfred’s nose
( ... )
Re: And he's like so annoying (part 2d/X)
anonymous
September 8 2010, 13:46:38 UTC
Ahahaha, I'd pity Gilbert for his epically embarrassing day, but he's just too good at taking it out on others. XD Like poor Alfred, getting his nose rubbed raw with Arthur's gay embroidered handkerchief, etc. And I love the BFT friendship here; manicured, understanding but still stunned Francis, clueless Antonio with his TMI about Lovino, and Gilbert.
Re: And he's like so annoying (part 2d/X)
anonymous
September 8 2010, 16:09:53 UTC
Ooooh, Anon... I sooo love you for filling this! Feliks' High Heel Masaccre was such a lovely beginning of a day. Ha, Gilbert and Gaga :D you know, it's epic win xD
Gilbert is so totally listening to Gaga's songs when no one is around!
Gilbert can't stand Feliks, or that's what he tells himself, but he thinks Feliks is ferociously hot in drag, even though he knows Feliks is a guy! For that matter, Feliks doesn't look bad OUT of drag...
BONUS: Lithuania can be Feliks' ex who is hung up on Belarus, or Feliks' long-suffering heterosexual BFF.
BONUS: Feliks is a math major.
Despite the title, I don't care about pairing order, and either or both Prussia and Poland can top.
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It was two am and Feliks wasn’t back.
Not that the awesome Gilbert was worried about his annoying roommate’s safety, just he wasn’t back and it was two am. Gilbert totally-Mein Gott when had that word gotten into his awesome vocabulary?-just doing homework problems, for his intro to astronomy class. You know the ones that weren’t due until next week ( ... )
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CRACK
A tree branch fell out of the sky and onto his body. Gilbert yelped in the dream. There wasn’t supposed to be a tree there!
SMACK
With a cry Gilbert sat up to see a very angry looking Feliks Łukasiewicz standing over him, heel raised high.
“So you decided to have a little fun with your faggy roommate last night, huh? Obviously it can’t hurt since I’m like so ASKING FOR IT ( ... )
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Poor Gilbert, I guess, but his outrage is so damn funny. XD
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sorry about the lame ending (to Part 2) but it was written at 1:30....
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Also, Lady Gaga. OTL
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Feliks' High Heel Masaccre was such a lovely beginning of a day.
Ha, Gilbert and Gaga :D you know, it's epic win xD
Gilbert is so totally listening to Gaga's songs when no one is around!
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