And he's like so annoying (part 1b/X)
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September 7 2010, 05:26:42 UTC
Feliks wasn’t back.
It was two am and Feliks wasn’t back.
Not that the awesome Gilbert was worried about his annoying roommate’s safety, just he wasn’t back and it was two am. Gilbert totally-Mein Gott when had that word gotten into his awesome vocabulary?-just doing homework problems, for his intro to astronomy class. You know the ones that weren’t due until next week.
There was a sound at the door and Gilbert made a noise that was not a sigh of relief. He was not relieved. He was rather enjoying the lack of (bad) pop music and glitter. He was just a bit disappointed. Feliks probably wanted to go straight to bed and he’d have to finish up the problems later that week.
“No, Liet, Liet I’m fine, like I just gotta get the keys out-wait fuck? I left them at your place, no, no, like I’ll just-“
Gilbert sighed and swung down from his bed. He grabbed a pair of shorts and stepped into them. There were people in the hall who were not worthy of seeing the full extent of his awesome body. He ran his fingers through his hair and approached the door silently-like a boss.
“Liet, Liet, like please don’t come over, I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m like probably running your night, look I’ll just go find like Alfred’s door or something-No, it’s fine. Like he doesn’t know I’m-“
Gilbert unlocked the door and wrenched in open. He was about to say something like ‘Boyfriend kick you out?’ or something about being Alfred’s pet crossdresser, but looking at Feliks standing out there in the fluorescent-lit hallway he can’t speak.
“Never mind Liet, my roommate is awake,” Feliks said and snapped the phone shut. Hand on his hip, clutching his phone he stared at Gilbert.
Gilbert stared back. In his head, he knows that Feliks is a guy with working guy parts. Yet, it’s hard to keep that in mind because in that pink silky dress-even though Feliks is missing a heel, with his lipstick smeared and his mussed-he looks like a girl. A really, really hot girl that Gilbert wouldn’t mind doing multiple times, possibly dating.
“Well,” Feliks said, breaking Gilbert’s train of thought. “Are you going to let me in or just like stand there all night?”
Gilbert stepped aside mutely. “You’re missing a shoe,” he said watching Feliks stumble into the room. Feliks swayed and Gilbert hesitated. “Are you drunk?”
Feliks kicked off the shoe and dropped the shimmer clutch he’d been carrying. “Yeah? So what? I’ll be like sober in the morning and don’t like worry at all, I’m totally like not going to rape you in your sleep, you-you-you phobic!”
Gilbert laughed. “Oh I’m not worried about that,” he said taking a step to Feliks’ side and steadying him. He looked cute. Like a girl. “Just a bit curious as to how you’re going to get up for your eight am Theory of Calculus class.”
“Go away,” Feliks said, pushing at him weakly. “I don’t like you.”
Gilbert sighed and patted Feliks head. “You going to get dressed for bed?” That dress didn’t look comfortable to sleep it. Gilbert wasn’t concerned about Feliks, just that he tended to be loud when he was bitchy and Gilbert didn’t want to wake up early. His first class was at ten.
“Go away,” Feliks whined, hitting his arm. Gilbert sighed. This was going to be a long night. “I can’t like get out of the dress, there’s like a zipper at the back and-“
Gilbert pulled the zipper down. The sooner Feliks was in bed the sooner he could sleep. “There.”
Feliks blinked and did something that Gilbert might have thought was totally sexy except Feliks was a guy so it was just weird and gay. So that little shimmy or whatever it’s called was weird and gay not sexy and a bit of a turn on. At all.
Feliks was wearing a bra. That… that was odd. He was also wearing lacey panties. That was also odd. Suddenly Gilbert wished he was completely drunk because at least that would have been an excuse for thinking that Feliks looked like a smoking hot babe from the back. (It was the bra, it was totally the bra) He didn’t even have curves and Gilbert liked cures. Eliza had sexy curves, Feliks was boyish-no Feliks was a boy, not just boyish, he was actually a male.
It was two am and Feliks wasn’t back.
Not that the awesome Gilbert was worried about his annoying roommate’s safety, just he wasn’t back and it was two am. Gilbert totally-Mein Gott when had that word gotten into his awesome vocabulary?-just doing homework problems, for his intro to astronomy class. You know the ones that weren’t due until next week.
There was a sound at the door and Gilbert made a noise that was not a sigh of relief. He was not relieved. He was rather enjoying the lack of (bad) pop music and glitter. He was just a bit disappointed. Feliks probably wanted to go straight to bed and he’d have to finish up the problems later that week.
“No, Liet, Liet I’m fine, like I just gotta get the keys out-wait fuck? I left them at your place, no, no, like I’ll just-“
Gilbert sighed and swung down from his bed. He grabbed a pair of shorts and stepped into them. There were people in the hall who were not worthy of seeing the full extent of his awesome body. He ran his fingers through his hair and approached the door silently-like a boss.
“Liet, Liet, like please don’t come over, I’m fine, I’m fine, I’m like probably running your night, look I’ll just go find like Alfred’s door or something-No, it’s fine. Like he doesn’t know I’m-“
Gilbert unlocked the door and wrenched in open. He was about to say something like ‘Boyfriend kick you out?’ or something about being Alfred’s pet crossdresser, but looking at Feliks standing out there in the fluorescent-lit hallway he can’t speak.
“Never mind Liet, my roommate is awake,” Feliks said and snapped the phone shut. Hand on his hip, clutching his phone he stared at Gilbert.
Gilbert stared back. In his head, he knows that Feliks is a guy with working guy parts. Yet, it’s hard to keep that in mind because in that pink silky dress-even though Feliks is missing a heel, with his lipstick smeared and his mussed-he looks like a girl. A really, really hot girl that Gilbert wouldn’t mind doing multiple times, possibly dating.
“Well,” Feliks said, breaking Gilbert’s train of thought. “Are you going to let me in or just like stand there all night?”
Gilbert stepped aside mutely. “You’re missing a shoe,” he said watching Feliks stumble into the room. Feliks swayed and Gilbert hesitated. “Are you drunk?”
Feliks kicked off the shoe and dropped the shimmer clutch he’d been carrying. “Yeah? So what? I’ll be like sober in the morning and don’t like worry at all, I’m totally like not going to rape you in your sleep, you-you-you phobic!”
Gilbert laughed. “Oh I’m not worried about that,” he said taking a step to Feliks’ side and steadying him. He looked cute. Like a girl. “Just a bit curious as to how you’re going to get up for your eight am Theory of Calculus class.”
“Go away,” Feliks said, pushing at him weakly. “I don’t like you.”
Gilbert sighed and patted Feliks head. “You going to get dressed for bed?” That dress didn’t look comfortable to sleep it. Gilbert wasn’t concerned about Feliks, just that he tended to be loud when he was bitchy and Gilbert didn’t want to wake up early. His first class was at ten.
“Go away,” Feliks whined, hitting his arm. Gilbert sighed. This was going to be a long night. “I can’t like get out of the dress, there’s like a zipper at the back and-“
Gilbert pulled the zipper down. The sooner Feliks was in bed the sooner he could sleep. “There.”
Feliks blinked and did something that Gilbert might have thought was totally sexy except Feliks was a guy so it was just weird and gay. So that little shimmy or whatever it’s called was weird and gay not sexy and a bit of a turn on. At all.
Feliks was wearing a bra. That… that was odd. He was also wearing lacey panties. That was also odd. Suddenly Gilbert wished he was completely drunk because at least that would have been an excuse for thinking that Feliks looked like a smoking hot babe from the back. (It was the bra, it was totally the bra) He didn’t even have curves and Gilbert liked cures. Eliza had sexy curves, Feliks was boyish-no Feliks was a boy, not just boyish, he was actually a male.
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