He only wants us for our infantry... [1/3?]
anonymous
August 30 2010, 16:46:13 UTC
History notes coming at the end of the fill.
“How many Coalitions is it now?” asked Prussia, lying on his back-- in his boots-- on England's bed. England's eyebrows twitched.
“Six,” he said, glaring stonily.
“Holy shit, man, that's a lot of Coalitions.” England breathed in and out, slowly, and found himself wondering if he really needed the other nation's help. Torgau, said .part of his mind. Jena. Auerstedt, said the other. He inhaled and exhaled again. Either way, said the most pragmatic part of his personality, he needed all the help he could get. Even if that help came in the form of-- “Seriously, what have you been doing all this time? Hasn't it been like, a decade?”
“Two,” said Russia, smiling sweetly.
England glared at the two of them. “You,” he said, gesturing at Prussia, “have fought for nineteen days in the last fifteen years. And you,” he said, turning to Russia. “Don't even get me started on you. If you had have joined us back in '93, we wouldn't even be in this situation
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Re: He only wants us for our infantry... [1/3?]
anonymous
August 30 2010, 17:04:45 UTC
Pffffffffffft. I was not expecting quirky humor when I clicked on this, anon; in fact, I wasn't expecting to laugh at all, much less sporfle my way through this, and that's kind of a welcome surprise. <3 And damn, why did I never think of this threesome? :D
I have to agree with first anon, the quirky humour was a welcome surprise! Poor England, so exasperated, Prussia such a pain and Russia so... Russia XD Awesome stuff!
Re: He only wants us for our infantry... [1/3?]
anonymous
August 30 2010, 21:20:24 UTC
Russia's gonna ruin/creep them out during sex da? Hehe that make it better and more lolz for us XDDD oh Russia...and Englands so repressed Prussia will show him how to stop!
Re: He only wants us for our infantry... [1/3?]
anonymous
August 30 2010, 22:39:03 UTC
Russia talking dirty ~~ ♥ and calling himself Mother Russia, oh yes
Prussia is fucking amusing, manXD. I also like Imperial!England, not enough of that around. And was that a reference to FrUK? What happened at Amiens? Did they seriously get it on in the middle of the Napoleonic Wars, oh god, that is so hot Their interaction is fantastic. I hope it doesn't stop during the sex xDDDDD
He only wants us for our infantry... [Actually I think this is just a oneshot]
anonymous
August 31 2010, 01:31:02 UTC
Thanks, everybody! No, it's not going to stop in the middle of the sex, we're going to follow this all the way to it's kinky conclusion. As for Amiens, I'll tell you all about it in the notes section at the end. Enjoy!
England sighed. It-- well, it had been part of the arrangement. It wasn't unheard of, for sex to be an element of an alliance agreement; he thought fondly of the Treaty of Paris, and less so of the Union of the Crowns. He had even been involved with more than one nation at once in this sort of situation, although never more than four, much to France's derision. It was really just... he sighed. He didn't want to sleep with Russia. They'd been in bed before, of course-- most of western Europe had, if not before the Nine Years' War, then definitely after-- and while he found, upon examination, that his memories of Russia in bed were mostly positive, he... it was about the coat. He just couldn't bring himself to think of someone in a trench coat in a sexual way
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Re: He only wants us for our infantry... [Actually I think this is just a oneshot]
anonymous
August 31 2010, 06:45:41 UTC
Oh god, anon, I'm weirdly charmed by this part. England's thing about Russia's coat and scarf is hilarious, and somehow I find his liking for large men kind of adorable. (Pfft, not so much on the rough sex after Scotland and the Union of Crowns? OTL) All of England's thoughts are pretty interesting, actually, although his fond memories of the Treaty of Paris give me a strange case of the warm fuzzies. XD
But wow, the one with the sweet, normal, sex-positive way of deciding what's going to happen is Russia? ... GJ, England and Prussia. OTL
And Prussia would be like that about the gay, wouldn't he? XD
Re: He only wants us for our infantry... [Actually I think this is just a oneshot]
anonymous
August 31 2010, 21:22:21 UTC
This fic is made of gay and awesome <3
It wasn't unheard of, for sex to be an element of an alliance agreement; he thought fondly of the Treaty of Paris, and less so of the Union of the Crowns.
Lol, France and America the first (or just France?), and...Scotland in the last? Oh, England. You incestuous little bastardXD but judging from what he says after, he even likes it...rough and mean, once in a whileXD
He had even been involved with more than one nation at once in this sort of situation, although never more than four, much to France's derision.
I suppose France is in all of them. Really, you two; that's what happens when you make your foreign policy according to "let's participate in the other side of France/England" xDDDDDDDDDD
They'd been in bed before, of course-- most of western Europe had, if not before the Nine Years' War, then definitely after-- and while he found, upon examination, that his memories of Russia in bed were mostly positive, he... it was about the coat. He just couldn't bring himself to think of someone
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anonymous
September 1 2010, 20:59:21 UTC
I was actually thinking of the 1763 Treaty of Paris (although that wasn't clear, since there are like three million of them...) which was England, France, Spain, and Portugal. Yumm.
UNF, man. UNF that's, like, my favourite foursome. And it only needs Netherlands to become my favourite imperial fivesome <3
Oversexed Europeans: I know, right? Over in the US we hang around all lonely with Canada and Mexico, but you guys have got like six bordering countries a piece. Crazy times!
Pfff, and all of us have been at war and allied with everybody. In some instances, at the same time (seriously, check out Anglo-Swedish relations around the time of this story; they were allies against France and enemies in their own particular warXD)
Mmmmmm, post-Waterloo Second Treaty of Paris sex. England, Austria, Prussia, Russia, and France-- and France had to pay war reparations to pretty much the entire world too. Oh, and the business about Switzerland's neutrality being disputed... You're right, it desperately needs to be written.Pay reparations =
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Any other kinks anon would like to throw in are fine, like bondage, bloodplay, genderswitch etc.
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“How many Coalitions is it now?” asked Prussia, lying on his back-- in his boots-- on England's bed. England's eyebrows twitched.
“Six,” he said, glaring stonily.
“Holy shit, man, that's a lot of Coalitions.” England breathed in and out, slowly, and found himself wondering if he really needed the other nation's help. Torgau, said .part of his mind. Jena. Auerstedt, said the other. He inhaled and exhaled again. Either way, said the most pragmatic part of his personality, he needed all the help he could get. Even if that help came in the form of-- “Seriously, what have you been doing all this time? Hasn't it been like, a decade?”
“Two,” said Russia, smiling sweetly.
England glared at the two of them. “You,” he said, gesturing at Prussia, “have fought for nineteen days in the last fifteen years. And you,” he said, turning to Russia. “Don't even get me started on you. If you had have joined us back in '93, we wouldn't even be in this situation ( ... )
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Mother Russia jokes are never not funny. XD
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oh Russia...and Englands so repressed Prussia will show him how to stop!
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and calling himself Mother Russia, oh yes
Prussia is fucking amusing, manXD. I also like Imperial!England, not enough of that around. And was that a reference to FrUK? What happened at Amiens? Did they seriously get it on in the middle of the Napoleonic Wars, oh god, that is so hot
Their interaction is fantastic. I hope it doesn't stop during the sex xDDDDD
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England sighed. It-- well, it had been part of the arrangement. It wasn't unheard of, for sex to be an element of an alliance agreement; he thought fondly of the Treaty of Paris, and less so of the Union of the Crowns. He had even been involved with more than one nation at once in this sort of situation, although never more than four, much to France's derision. It was really just... he sighed. He didn't want to sleep with Russia. They'd been in bed before, of course-- most of western Europe had, if not before the Nine Years' War, then definitely after-- and while he found, upon examination, that his memories of Russia in bed were mostly positive, he... it was about the coat. He just couldn't bring himself to think of someone in a trench coat in a sexual way ( ... )
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But wow, the one with the sweet, normal, sex-positive way of deciding what's going to happen is Russia? ... GJ, England and Prussia. OTL
And Prussia would be like that about the gay, wouldn't he? XD
Anon, your Russia is so sexy. Good god.
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It wasn't unheard of, for sex to be an element of an alliance agreement; he thought fondly of the Treaty of Paris, and less so of the Union of the Crowns.
Lol, France and America the first (or just France?), and...Scotland in the last? Oh, England. You incestuous little bastardXD
but judging from what he says after, he even likes it...rough and mean, once in a whileXD
He had even been involved with more than one nation at once in this sort of situation, although never more than four, much to France's derision.
I suppose France is in all of them. Really, you two; that's what happens when you make your foreign policy according to "let's participate in the other side of France/England" xDDDDDDDDDD
They'd been in bed before, of course-- most of western Europe had, if not before the Nine Years' War, then definitely after-- and while he found, upon examination, that his memories of Russia in bed were mostly positive, he... it was about the coat. He just couldn't bring himself to think of someone ( ... )
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UNF, man. UNF
that's, like, my favourite foursome. And it only needs Netherlands to become my favourite imperial fivesome <3
Oversexed Europeans: I know, right? Over in the US we hang around all lonely with Canada and Mexico, but you guys have got like six bordering countries a piece. Crazy times!
Pfff, and all of us have been at war and allied with everybody. In some instances, at the same time (seriously, check out Anglo-Swedish relations around the time of this story; they were allies against France and enemies in their own particular warXD)
Mmmmmm, post-Waterloo Second Treaty of Paris sex. England, Austria, Prussia, Russia, and France-- and France had to pay war reparations to pretty much the entire world too. Oh, and the business about Switzerland's neutrality being disputed... You're right, it desperately needs to be written.Pay reparations = ( ... )
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