Re: He only wants us for our infantry... [Actually I think this is just a oneshot]
anonymous
August 31 2010, 21:22:21 UTC
This fic is made of gay and awesome <3
It wasn't unheard of, for sex to be an element of an alliance agreement; he thought fondly of the Treaty of Paris, and less so of the Union of the Crowns.
Lol, France and America the first (or just France?), and...Scotland in the last? Oh, England. You incestuous little bastardXD but judging from what he says after, he even likes it...rough and mean, once in a whileXD
He had even been involved with more than one nation at once in this sort of situation, although never more than four, much to France's derision.
I suppose France is in all of them. Really, you two; that's what happens when you make your foreign policy according to "let's participate in the other side of France/England" xDDDDDDDDDD
They'd been in bed before, of course-- most of western Europe had, if not before the Nine Years' War, then definitely after-- and while he found, upon examination, that his memories of Russia in bed were mostly positive, he... it was about the coat. He just couldn't bring himself to think of someone in a trench coat in a sexual way.
Lol, I understand you, EnglandXD (and yesss, good-in-bed!Russia <3) We European nations are so oversexed...it's what happens when you're surrounded by potential sex opportunitiesalliances all around for two thousand yearsXD
Better. He was... he had a, ah-- the physique wasn't bad. Even the face was alright, if one could discount the strange childishness of it. England recalled with a strange shiver how he'd felt cradled, safe, the last time Russia and he had been in bed. It was because of the man's height, he assured himself.
Dude, England's kink has been added to my headcanon for sure. He just looks the type to secretly love being physically dominated and overwhelmed. I really love the part about Germany, authoranon, nicely worded and interesting. This, as well as Prussia's section, makes you feel how incredibly old England is compared to almost anyone else in the series. (except China, France, Greece, Egypt and Spain. Probably~~~)
Prussia-- England sighed. Loud, obnoxious, powerful Prussia. He'd lusted after him, in the beginning... so strong, so fast. Of course, the bird was a bit of a put-off, but no one was perfect, he was willing to overlook it
Cockblock!Gilbird xDDDDDDD (it really is too cute for sex thoughtsXD)
As I said, here in Prussia's part you can feel how old England is. This is really nice, and nicer even the way it was conveyed without coming out and saying it. I've always thought Prussia would be selfish in bed, it just...fits him. Scotland/England rough sexitiems is just the ticket to Hell I was looking for <3
He hoped they meant beginning together rather than, well, finishing together, as while he had managed in the past, he didn't particularly feel up to taking both of them. But in the nation's arms, he found himself relaxing infinitesimally, and cursed his weakness for large men.
Again, England's age (and confidence, lol. So sure you can keep up with two, uh, 'youngsters', Iggy? XD I'm totally looking forward to a possible post-victory sex with France dominatedincluded) Unf, and the last part. SO DAMNED HOT ♥ (the image of slim delicate England ensconced in Russia's powerful arms...*faps*). I think England's complex might go back to Rome. Or Denmark.
“Together? That'd be gay.” The other two stared at him. “Uh. Right. I mean-- do you think he can take it?”
Pfff, Prussia, your ridiculousness never fails to amuse meXD AND DEAR GOD, I HOPE PRUSSIA IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK, BECAUSE DP IS <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 and DP on England is even better *shot
Russia is really a good tender lover; that kiss at the end and..."Let us touch him together", that's a lovely way of putting it. England's tiredness and irritation at the end made me lol. Trust these three to not be able to start sex without arguing at least I'm sure that, with France, they get down to it quicklyXD
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anonymous
September 1 2010, 16:25:34 UTC
Thanks for such a lovely review! It made my day.
I was actually thinking of the 1763 Treaty of Paris (although that wasn't clear, since there are like three million of them...) which was England, France, Spain, and Portugal. Yumm.
Oversexed Europeans: I know, right? Over in the US we hang around all lonely with Canada and Mexico, but you guys have got like six bordering countries a piece. Crazy times!
Mmmmmm, post-Waterloo Second Treaty of Paris sex. England, Austria, Prussia, Russia, and France-- and France had to pay war reparations to pretty much the entire world too. Oh, and the business about Switzerland's neutrality being disputed... You're right, it desperately needs to be written.
Oh man. Yeah, it definitely goes back to Denmark, and probably to Rome, although in my headcannon nations only have sketchy shared memories with previous incarnations of themselves (HRE and Germany, for example), so he doesn't remember his time as Britannia as well as the stuff after the Anglo-Saxon conquests.
Yes, writing threesome sex with France is SO MUCH EASIER than writing it without him. Someone needs to be able to direct the business-- it turned out being Russia here, without my really planning for it (I was originally thinking of incorporating someone else, just because I wasn't sure if the three of them would be able to stop arguing long enough to fuck)
Sorry, dear, no DP coming in this fic. Maaaaybe if you ask me really nicely I'll right a one-shot for you though <333
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anonymous
September 1 2010, 20:59:21 UTC
I was actually thinking of the 1763 Treaty of Paris (although that wasn't clear, since there are like three million of them...) which was England, France, Spain, and Portugal. Yumm.
UNF, man. UNF that's, like, my favourite foursome. And it only needs Netherlands to become my favourite imperial fivesome <3
Oversexed Europeans: I know, right? Over in the US we hang around all lonely with Canada and Mexico, but you guys have got like six bordering countries a piece. Crazy times!
Pfff, and all of us have been at war and allied with everybody. In some instances, at the same time (seriously, check out Anglo-Swedish relations around the time of this story; they were allies against France and enemies in their own particular warXD)
Mmmmmm, post-Waterloo Second Treaty of Paris sex. England, Austria, Prussia, Russia, and France-- and France had to pay war reparations to pretty much the entire world too. Oh, and the business about Switzerland's neutrality being disputed... You're right, it desperately needs to be written.
Pay reparations = sexual favours. Trufax
Oh man. Yeah, it definitely goes back to Denmark, and probably to Rome, although in my headcannon nations only have sketchy shared memories with previous incarnations of themselves (HRE and Germany, for example), so he doesn't remember his time as Britannia as well as the stuff after the Anglo-Saxon conquests.
Damn you, you're adding to my headcanon even in the commentsXD. I had never considered Britannia a different incarnation from our dear England, but...it makes a lot of sense. Really, a lot. Given this new info, when do you consider the current England, France, Spain, appeared? also, this makes it even hotter, in my opinion, because it's an unconscious weakness for large men. It's instictual
Yes, writing threesome sex with France is SO MUCH EASIER than writing it without him. Someone needs to be able to direct the business-- it turned out being Russia here, without my really planning for it
It's his vengeance against anybody who dares to think about having a threesome without himXD
(I was originally thinking of incorporating someone else, just because I wasn't sure if the three of them would be able to stop arguing long enough to fuck)
The jury's still out thereXD
Sorry, dear, no DP coming in this fic. Maaaaybe if you ask me really nicely I'll right a one-shot for you though <333
Pwetty pwetty please with a naked!Russiacherry on top? *starry eyes*
It wasn't unheard of, for sex to be an element of an alliance agreement; he thought fondly of the Treaty of Paris, and less so of the Union of the Crowns.
Lol, France and America the first (or just France?), and...Scotland in the last? Oh, England. You incestuous little bastardXD
but judging from what he says after, he even likes it...rough and mean, once in a whileXD
He had even been involved with more than one nation at once in this sort of situation, although never more than four, much to France's derision.
I suppose France is in all of them. Really, you two; that's what happens when you make your foreign policy according to "let's participate in the other side of France/England" xDDDDDDDDDD
They'd been in bed before, of course-- most of western Europe had, if not before the Nine Years' War, then definitely after-- and while he found, upon examination, that his memories of Russia in bed were mostly positive, he... it was about the coat. He just couldn't bring himself to think of someone in a trench coat in a sexual way.
Lol, I understand you, EnglandXD (and yesss, good-in-bed!Russia <3)
We European nations are so oversexed...it's what happens when you're surrounded by potential sex opportunitiesalliances all around for two thousand yearsXD
Better. He was... he had a, ah-- the physique wasn't bad. Even the face was alright, if one could discount the strange childishness of it. England recalled with a strange shiver how he'd felt cradled, safe, the last time Russia and he had been in bed. It was because of the man's height, he assured himself.
Dude, England's kink has been added to my headcanon for sure. He just looks the type to secretly love being physically dominated and overwhelmed.
I really love the part about Germany, authoranon, nicely worded and interesting. This, as well as Prussia's section, makes you feel how incredibly old England is compared to almost anyone else in the series. (except China, France, Greece, Egypt and Spain. Probably~~~)
Prussia-- England sighed. Loud, obnoxious, powerful Prussia. He'd lusted after him, in the beginning... so strong, so fast. Of course, the bird was a bit of a put-off, but no one was perfect, he was willing to overlook it
Cockblock!Gilbird xDDDDDDD (it really is too cute for sex thoughtsXD)
As I said, here in Prussia's part you can feel how old England is. This is really nice, and nicer even the way it was conveyed without coming out and saying it. I've always thought Prussia would be selfish in bed, it just...fits him.
Scotland/England rough sexitiems is just the ticket to Hell I was looking for <3
He hoped they meant beginning together rather than, well, finishing together, as while he had managed in the past, he didn't particularly feel up to taking both of them. But in the nation's arms, he found himself relaxing infinitesimally, and cursed his weakness for large men.
Again, England's age (and confidence, lol. So sure you can keep up with two, uh, 'youngsters', Iggy? XD I'm totally looking forward to a possible post-victory sex with France dominatedincluded)
Unf, and the last part. SO DAMNED HOT ♥ (the image of slim delicate England ensconced in Russia's powerful arms...*faps*). I think England's complex might go back to Rome. Or Denmark.
“Together? That'd be gay.” The other two stared at him. “Uh. Right. I mean-- do you think he can take it?”
Pfff, Prussia, your ridiculousness never fails to amuse meXD
AND DEAR GOD, I HOPE PRUSSIA IS ON THE RIGHT TRACK, BECAUSE DP IS <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333 and DP on England is even better *shot
Russia is really a good tender lover; that kiss at the end and..."Let us touch him together", that's a lovely way of putting it. England's tiredness and irritation at the end made me lol. Trust these three to not be able to start sex without arguing at least I'm sure that, with France, they get down to it quicklyXD
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I was actually thinking of the 1763 Treaty of Paris (although that wasn't clear, since there are like three million of them...) which was England, France, Spain, and Portugal. Yumm.
Oversexed Europeans: I know, right? Over in the US we hang around all lonely with Canada and Mexico, but you guys have got like six bordering countries a piece. Crazy times!
Mmmmmm, post-Waterloo Second Treaty of Paris sex. England, Austria, Prussia, Russia, and France-- and France had to pay war reparations to pretty much the entire world too. Oh, and the business about Switzerland's neutrality being disputed... You're right, it desperately needs to be written.
Oh man. Yeah, it definitely goes back to Denmark, and probably to Rome, although in my headcannon nations only have sketchy shared memories with previous incarnations of themselves (HRE and Germany, for example), so he doesn't remember his time as Britannia as well as the stuff after the Anglo-Saxon conquests.
Yes, writing threesome sex with France is SO MUCH EASIER than writing it without him. Someone needs to be able to direct the business-- it turned out being Russia here, without my really planning for it (I was originally thinking of incorporating someone else, just because I wasn't sure if the three of them would be able to stop arguing long enough to fuck)
Sorry, dear, no DP coming in this fic. Maaaaybe if you ask me really nicely I'll right a one-shot for you though <333
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authornon
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UNF, man. UNF
that's, like, my favourite foursome. And it only needs Netherlands to become my favourite imperial fivesome <3
Oversexed Europeans: I know, right? Over in the US we hang around all lonely with Canada and Mexico, but you guys have got like six bordering countries a piece. Crazy times!
Pfff, and all of us have been at war and allied with everybody. In some instances, at the same time (seriously, check out Anglo-Swedish relations around the time of this story; they were allies against France and enemies in their own particular warXD)
Mmmmmm, post-Waterloo Second Treaty of Paris sex. England, Austria, Prussia, Russia, and France-- and France had to pay war reparations to pretty much the entire world too. Oh, and the business about Switzerland's neutrality being disputed... You're right, it desperately needs to be written.
Pay reparations = sexual favours. Trufax
Oh man. Yeah, it definitely goes back to Denmark, and probably to Rome, although in my headcannon nations only have sketchy shared memories with previous incarnations of themselves (HRE and Germany, for example), so he doesn't remember his time as Britannia as well as the stuff after the Anglo-Saxon conquests.
Damn you, you're adding to my headcanon even in the commentsXD. I had never considered Britannia a different incarnation from our dear England, but...it makes a lot of sense. Really, a lot. Given this new info, when do you consider the current England, France, Spain, appeared?
also, this makes it even hotter, in my opinion, because it's an unconscious weakness for large men. It's instictual
Yes, writing threesome sex with France is SO MUCH EASIER than writing it without him. Someone needs to be able to direct the business-- it turned out being Russia here, without my really planning for it
It's his vengeance against anybody who dares to think about having a threesome without himXD
(I was originally thinking of incorporating someone else, just because I wasn't sure if the three of them would be able to stop arguing long enough to fuck)
The jury's still out thereXD
Sorry, dear, no DP coming in this fic. Maaaaybe if you ask me really nicely I'll right a one-shot for you though <333
Pwetty pwetty please with a naked!Russiacherry on top? *starry eyes*
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