TEH TTLY BEST STORY EVER [1/?]
anonymous
March 1 2010, 02:19:02 UTC
Warning: Complete crack and lack of storytelling skills ahead.Hello, I am Hawai, the fifeth steight and my human name is Lili Puka'a Pineapple Sugoi Desu Honu (that means turtle in hawaian!). I look just like a hula girl ecept with a lot shinier hair betiful tanned skin and bigger bewbs like Ukraine. Also I wear hot designer clothes that I buy from the mall but i'm not spoiled! I am a girl and used to be my own nation until America came and invaded me wich i still havent gotten over but dont worry i found out how to restore my virginity so it's all daijoubu! ^_
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...I love you so hard.
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This is win.
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