An Ode to the Brows of England
anonymous
February 18 2010, 05:51:55 UTC
O brows of England! There ye stand Dark and mighty and grim and grand Or perhaps ye sit. I do not know The proper terms for what thou does
“ ‘Does’ doesn’t even rhyme with know, you git!”
But hark! What light at yonder window breaks? It is the east, and the brows are the lakes of the Lake Country. I think. You know, for the fuzziness of the green stuff that lines the shores Is like to the fuzzy of your eyebrows Only they’re dark, not green. Your eyes are though. First things I’d seen Or remember seeing - yes, your eyes and the brows above Are my first clear memory. And right away I loved Them, more than food from France or cabins from Finland I liked your eyes and smile and eyebrows, England Fun to pet! Like a bunny’s fur Softer, even. I’d much rather Touch you than a rabbit, even though they’re lucky Besides, with you, touching leads to.......thud
( ... )
Dark and mighty and grim and grand
Or perhaps ye sit. I do not know
The proper terms for what thou does
“ ‘Does’ doesn’t even rhyme with know, you git!”
But hark! What light at yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and the brows are the lakes
of the Lake Country. I think. You know, for
the fuzziness of the green stuff that lines the shores
Is like to the fuzzy of your eyebrows
Only they’re dark, not green.
Your eyes are though. First things I’d seen
Or remember seeing - yes, your eyes and the brows above
Are my first clear memory. And right away I loved
Them, more than food from France or cabins from Finland
I liked your eyes and smile and eyebrows, England
Fun to pet! Like a bunny’s fur
Softer, even. I’d much rather
Touch you than a rabbit, even though they’re lucky
Besides, with you, touching leads to.......thud ( ... )
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*bangs fist on table*
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Oh god this was such cracky fun to write. Tossed together in like five minutes so pardon the lack of rhyme scheme or proper syllable distribution...
- signed, vow-anon
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*still chuckling*
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As it's happening lately, France became the best part of the fill with his last commentXD
why, Alfred, potsugar makes you more verbose...and daringXD...
now I need an artfill with Chibimerica petting England's eyebrowsXD
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... *touches England's eyebrows*
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*siigh* Ohh *snicker* Matt, when will you learn? High!Merica = bad/win, depending on your side of the coin.
.. *sniiicker laugh*
I need this. I need to frame it and mount it on my wall.
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*dies laughing*
America/England's Eyebrows...such a crack pairing that rivals my love for Mochimerica/England...it has SO MUCH POTENTIAL. <3333
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