Take that, fandom! With love, Poland
anonymous
February 10 2010, 04:34:23 UTC
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Dear Fandom,
LIKE OH MAI GAWD PONIES AND SPARKLES LIET YAYY.
...No. Just no. I'm not the token valley girl, m'kay? I mean my speech is pretty casual and I've been called space cadet more than once, but when I open my mouth, actual intelligible words come out.
Not flying mind-fucks.
Secondly, I know fandom's stuck me with a tranny dumbass image, but just so you know, I'M FUCKING POLAND. RISING PHOENIX, WODKA, AND ALL. Cross-dressing is all done in jest, I prefer the metrosexual look that's quite popular here, as well as the rest of Europe.And FYI, my circle of friends isn't limited to Liet and France. America and I are pretty buddy-buddy, after he pledged to back me up if Russia ever tried shit on Warsaw
( ... )
Re: "Prusaczku mój..."
anonymous
February 11 2010, 05:50:32 UTC
Dear Prussia,
You still manage to like totally crack me up. Why don't we hang out in Królewiec over some coffee or something to discuss how even your own brother is glad you're pushing up daisies? Oh wait - you don't like own "Kaliningrad" anymore, oh noez, what happened? The poor baby can't survive a couple shitty decades? In Polish (which you have always spoken fluently, lol) that's what we call survival of the fittest, bitch.
Re: Take that, fandom! With love, Poland
anonymous
July 7 2010, 06:13:25 UTC
Polish-descended anon gives you standing ovation. THANK YOU. I may be an Amerinon, but I am proud of my Polish heritage, and am just so sick of the 'dumb Pole' jokes.
Dear Fandom,
LIKE OH MAI GAWD PONIES AND SPARKLES LIET YAYY.
...No. Just no. I'm not the token valley girl, m'kay? I mean my speech is pretty casual and I've been called space cadet more than once, but when I open my mouth, actual intelligible words come out.
Not flying mind-fucks.
Secondly, I know fandom's stuck me with a tranny dumbass image, but just so you know, I'M FUCKING POLAND. RISING PHOENIX, WODKA, AND ALL. Cross-dressing is all done in jest, I prefer the metrosexual look that's quite popular here, as well as the rest of Europe.And FYI, my circle of friends isn't limited to Liet and France. America and I are pretty buddy-buddy, after he pledged to back me up if Russia ever tried shit on Warsaw ( ... )
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You, kicking ass?
Pffft, next thing I know you'll be telling me that you're a man.
Stop trying to be manry,
Prussia
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Lol, loved it. It made me giggle many times. In my headcanon, Poland is SUCH A BADASS.
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Suck it.
Love Poland
Not writer but I couldn't resist. This is so true. I don't think high school accent automatically makes him the series cheerleader.
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ilu guys
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No, you're the one who sucked it Awesomely yours,
Prussia
P.S. Count your lucky stars that you're not a fandom bicycle like America and Italy.
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So… entertaining… XD
But no, really, I do love Poland. I HONESTLY ACTUALLY DO THINK THAT HE'S A BADASS.
RC: pierogi feminine, captcha begs to differ?
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You still manage to like totally crack me up. Why don't we hang out in Królewiec over some coffee or something to discuss how even your own brother is glad you're pushing up daisies?
Oh wait - you don't like own "Kaliningrad" anymore, oh noez, what happened? The poor baby can't survive a couple shitty decades? In Polish (which you have always spoken fluently, lol) that's what we call survival of the fittest, bitch.
- Poland <3
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Stop being an attention whore and go pester Lithuania or something.
-Prussia the Unamused
P.S. How is only having ponies for friends going for you?
authornon feels that this letter was cruel and unnecessary, Prussia. ;-;
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I'm not being like you called it, attention whore, I don't need it, it's like, attention that needs me.
I'd also like to remind you 1525 and Prussian Homage and your 'yours forever' vow that you never cared to keep.
So what about this coffee?
Poland
P.PS: As good as it used to be for all those centuries when I was kicking your ass sitting on those ponies back <3
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