Letter to the Fans from England (2)
anonymous
February 9 2010, 22:21:33 UTC
The Hetalia Kink Meme
I'm here to express a few... concerns about the portrayal of myself as well as a few others I have known well over the centuries in your damned fanwank on this fucking 'kink meme' fanwork. While I really do not mind the attention, I would like to bring to light several things.
Please don't get it into your head that I have feelings for the USA. I don't. But on that same token, let it be known that I do not hate him either. Whether it be brotherly or good friends, I do care for him, even if I have trouble showing it (for instance, I do get offended and quite protective when the subject of 'raping America' pops up here), but no, it's not something shared between lovers.
Stop pairing me up with France, of all people. I do not like him in that sense. We are getting to the point where we can tolerate each other's company, but let it be known that we are not fucking shagging our brains out we are not involved in a relationship together. I don't even think he's that good looking. His hair is, but not the rest of him
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Hahaha, I love the increasing amounts of crossed text and his indignation increases as wellXD
You're as confusing about your feelings about America as always. Keep on doing...whatever it is you do together, guys; the fandom clearly loves itXD
Haha, on the other hand, I see what you did there with France's hair LOL. So much objection! My dear Arthur, who have you slept with, then? (apart from France's hair and that not-seme!Spain-in-chainsXD).
And if France did seduce him then, I've a good mind to fucking rip his testicles off and make him eat them because America was still a minor then, even by Nation standards.
I am a sick sick proof of the pervertedness of this fandom,because this turns me on like whoa *embarassed*
I can't thank you enough for advocating strong!England, FUCK YEAH. No UKe, no whinying and no bottoming, please, I like my empires topping all the time; though the older the empire, the more chance to seme; thus Spain/EnglandXD Even though this I just "can't sleep for a week whenever it (July 4) comes around. Just
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I'm here to express a few... concerns about the portrayal of myself as well as a few others I have known well over the centuries in your damned fanwank on this fucking 'kink meme' fanwork. While I really do not mind the attention, I would like to bring to light several things.
Please don't get it into your head that I have feelings for the USA. I don't. But on that same token, let it be known that I do not hate him either. Whether it be brotherly or good friends, I do care for him, even if I have trouble showing it (for instance, I do get offended and quite protective when the subject of 'raping America' pops up here), but no, it's not something shared between lovers.
Stop pairing me up with France, of all people. I do not like him in that sense. We are getting to the point where we can tolerate each other's company, but let it be known that we are not fucking shagging our brains out we are not involved in a relationship together. I don't even think he's that good looking. His hair is, but not the rest of him ( ... )
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That's the angry little shit of a country that I know, love, and live in.
Bravo.
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Thank you for handling this so much more maturely than the England!anon before you.
Also I agree with pretty much everything you said.
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Yes, thank you for not resorting to wank-tastic baiting. A-freaking-plus.
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'His hair is, but not the rest of him'
Your spiky hair is nice too, England ♥
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-The US of America, where all that glitters is gold!!!
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- England.
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-America.
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-England.
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You're as confusing about your feelings about America as always. Keep on doing...whatever it is you do together, guys; the fandom clearly loves itXD
Haha, on the other hand, I see what you did there with France's hair LOL.
So much objection! My dear Arthur, who have you slept with, then? (apart from France's hair and that not-seme!Spain-in-chainsXD).
And if France did seduce him then, I've a good mind to fucking rip his testicles off and make him eat them because America was still a minor then, even by Nation standards.
I am a sick sick proof of the pervertedness of this fandom,because this turns me on like whoa
*embarassed*
I can't thank you enough for advocating strong!England, FUCK YEAH. No UKe, no whinying and no bottoming, please, I like my empires topping all the time; though the older the empire, the more chance to seme; thus Spain/EnglandXD
Even though this I just "can't sleep for a week whenever it (July 4) comes around. Just ( ... )
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