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KOL-KOL-KOL [1/2] anonymous February 9 2010, 21:48:18 UTC
Dear Fandom,

KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL KOL-KOL

-Russia

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KOL-KOL-KOL [2/2] anonymous February 9 2010, 21:51:13 UTC
Dear Fandom.

I apologize, that was rude. My rage can make me incoherent sometimes :). And fandom, I am very enraged by you.

There are two very disturbing things I have found in this fandom, I think they are called “rapetruck” and “guro.” I am not “into” these things. I do not like reading myself in these things. I often find myself so disturbed by these “fics” that they make me vomit no, not from drinking too much, which gave me the idea to look at them in the first placeAllow me to clear my name. The former Soviet Union was my family, and I do not rape my family. Sometimes children need to be punished but I do not do this by amputation, peeling off skin, gouging out eyes, pulling teeth, etc. I do not know why Latvia is so frightened of me, but it was certainly not because I have ever raped him. And no, Lithuania was not punished in a sexual way or in any way that this fandom would be considered “arousing” by their twisted definition when he got the scars on his back. It also looks much worse than it was because the idiot boy ( ... )

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Re: KOL-KOL-KOL [2/2] anonymous February 9 2010, 21:59:50 UTC
This is everything I have ever wanted to say about fanon Russia. I think you deserve a gold star. And an Internet.

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Re: KOL-KOL-KOL [2/2] anonymous February 9 2010, 22:14:13 UTC
Dear Russia,

Fuck you. I had the Inuits.

Love,
Alaska.

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Re: KOL-KOL-KOL [2/2] anonymous February 9 2010, 22:21:49 UTC
Dear Alaska,

You're not Alaska you're the Inuits. And you're still a wasteland.

Also, fuck you too.

-Russia.

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Dear Russia anonymous February 11 2010, 19:01:34 UTC
What was that? Sorry, I was so busy bathing in oil and other natural resources that I didn't hear you. Also, if Palin ever becomes boss, you'd better watch your ass. SHE KNOWS WHERE YOU FUCKING LIVE.

Kisses!
Alaska

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Re: KOL-KOL-KOL [2/2] anonymous February 9 2010, 23:05:13 UTC
Standing ovation, Ivan.

Standing ovation.

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*slow claps* anonymous February 10 2010, 00:08:41 UTC
The first letter sent me to the floor in fits of hilarity.

The second letter sent me back to the floor again.

Well done.

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Re: KOL-KOL-KOL [2/2] anonymous February 10 2010, 00:50:40 UTC
Russia had just won the internet. xP

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OP anonymous February 12 2010, 07:44:53 UTC
Hahahaha, this is the angriest letter to date! this isn't good for your reputation, Ivan *snort*

Kolkoling is my new favourite pastime ^^

Poor guy. I think Russia gets villanized way too much. But Ivan, you should be used to it! after, what, 60 years of American movies? (and British, and French, and Japanese I bet...). But hey, you're usually a suave villain, at least. The rapings, I really do not get. Funnily enough, in the canon you're one of the least physically violent nations!
( I mean, take a shot for every time France and England give each other black eyes, or America and England give each other a hit; or Romano. Or Turkey. Hell, even Japan. Are you drunk now? I proved my pointXD)

I love Cold War UST, but I'll say it in a low voice from now onXD
I love lovechild Alaska too
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wait, you're at my door now, aren't you? *glucs*

The only difference is that we do not have the time or energy to hate each other nearly as much as we did before.

LOL let's talk RL politics nowXD

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Re: KOL-KOL-KOL [2/2] anonymous April 3 2010, 08:42:29 UTC
No mention of China? My headcanon is still safe!

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