Letter from America (the second)
anonymous
February 9 2010, 21:27:48 UTC
Howdy, Fandom!
This is your old pal America speaking! Now, I appreciate you guys putting me in so many of your little fanfiction thingies, but I've got a few bones to pick with you guys.
First of all, I'm not stupid. Yeah, geography isn't my best point. I mean, have you ever seen a map of Europe? There are all these tiny little countries, and you can't expect me to keep them all straight! But doesn't mean my brain's full of fluff and I need help counting to ten. I'm pretty smart when it comes to science! You know the airplane? And the light bulb? And the microwave oven? You know where that stuff was invented? It wasn't in Russia, I can tell you that much! You're welcome.I'm not really liking all these stories about me being raped, either! It's pretty creepy, guys. I know I'm not the most popular guy, but shoot! Don't you think it's a little harsh to make me take the fall for the financial crisis and all the other bad stuff in the world? Plus, the other guys aren't that bad. Even that stupid ex-commie isn't low enough to rape
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Re: Letter from America (the second)
anonymous
February 9 2010, 22:07:48 UTC
Words cannot express how much I love you for this, anon. I, for one, am insulted by the overwhelming amount of that financial gang-bang and/ or the Russia/America crap. America is waaaaay to awesome to be raped. And, no, he's definitely not stupid (although this anon does enjoy a good geography joke or two).
'had crawfish'? Fuck yeah America eats crawfish! 8D
This is your old pal America speaking! Now, I appreciate you guys putting me in so many of your little fanfiction thingies, but I've got a few bones to pick with you guys.
First of all, I'm not stupid. Yeah, geography isn't my best point. I mean, have you ever seen a map of Europe? There are all these tiny little countries, and you can't expect me to keep them all straight! But doesn't mean my brain's full of fluff and I need help counting to ten. I'm pretty smart when it comes to science! You know the airplane? And the light bulb? And the microwave oven? You know where that stuff was invented? It wasn't in Russia, I can tell you that much! You're welcome.I'm not really liking all these stories about me being raped, either! It's pretty creepy, guys. I know I'm not the most popular guy, but shoot! Don't you think it's a little harsh to make me take the fall for the financial crisis and all the other bad stuff in the world? Plus, the other guys aren't that bad. Even that stupid ex-commie isn't low enough to rape ( ... )
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'had crawfish'? Fuck yeah America eats crawfish! 8D
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Thiiiiisss.
Thank you.
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And yeah, all those gang-bang sequels were making me sad
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FUCK YES WE DID. XD
Author!anon, I don't think you realize exactly how much WIN this fill is made of. Seriously; I'm dying over here! :D
Captcha: 'proceeded conflict' Captcha, I see absolutely nothing wrong with this fill, wth.
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