From Germany (Dubiously)
anonymous
February 9 2010, 14:29:26 UTC
Dear Hetalia fandom.
I am writing to you in the hopes that I will be able to correct your erroneous views on me and my people. While I understand that there are many of you who find pairing me up with various other nations both 'hot' and 'interesting', I must remind you of the fact that I am a - a virgin.
I have never had ANY sexual encounters with any other person save my right hand. And while it is true that I find certain, ah, types of material incredibly arousing, what Italy said is completely untrue. I am not that much of a pervert. That is my brother's job
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Re: From Germany (Dubiously)
anonymous
February 9 2010, 22:43:38 UTC
This is perfect and I love you. Also yes, Germany, wurst is fucking delicious and the Italies are wrong to not like it. I feel like such a weirdo for preferring German cooking to French or Italian sometimes D:
Hahaha, poor Germany, you're so misunderstood!! The slight pause at "virgin" made me snortXD. Also
I have never had ANY sexual encounters with any other person save my right hand.
was oddly hot Ô.o
Yeah, blame Gilbert for the pervertednessXD. And the traumatic childhood (now I wanna read baout that traumatic childhood, damnitXD). Also, why so agaisnt France? He doesn't share your ancestor, and you two sure are cozy in the EU, mmm?XD
you're totally in love with Itlay by admission, yayy!! Also, don't think too hard about HRE stuff, or you'll jinx your happy ending ;)
And I ♥ you for all that nazi thing you wrote there. Yes. Only topped by being followed by I just like order and neatness. That is all. XDXDXDXD
Ps. Why does everyone insist on putting me in a maid-outfit with cat-ears?
becuz your significant other already got to wear that in the pastXD
I am writing to you in the hopes that I will be able to correct your erroneous views on me and my people. While I understand that there are many of you who find pairing me up with various other nations both 'hot' and 'interesting', I must remind you of the fact that I am a - a virgin.
I have never had ANY sexual encounters with any other person save my right hand. And while it is true that I find certain, ah, types of material incredibly arousing, what Italy said is completely untrue. I am not that much of a pervert. That is my brother's job ( ... )
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I have never had ANY sexual encounters with any other person save my right hand.
was oddly hot Ô.o
Yeah, blame Gilbert for the pervertednessXD. And the traumatic childhood (now I wanna read baout that traumatic childhood, damnitXD). Also, why so agaisnt France? He doesn't share your ancestor, and you two sure are cozy in the EU, mmm?XD
you're totally in love with Itlay by admission, yayy!!
Also, don't think too hard about HRE stuff, or you'll jinx your happy ending ;)
And I ♥ you for all that nazi thing you wrote there. Yes. Only topped by being followed by
I just like order and neatness. That is all.
XDXDXDXD
Ps. Why does everyone insist on putting me in a maid-outfit with cat-ears?
becuz your significant other already got to wear that in the pastXD
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