Love from Denmark
anonymous
February 9 2010, 13:17:08 UTC
Hey, everyone, Denmark here!
Just wanna make a few things clear OK?
I'm NOT a rapist. I've never raped any of my siblings. We've fought and then had violent sex after but it's never been rape. Maybe dub-con a few times... but we're all as bad as each other I can assure you!
Prussia is NOT my best friend, that's Norway's job! He's that bastard neighbor that's there that you just put up with because he's there.
And on the subject of Norway... I'm not in love with him. He's my best friend and like a brother, for God's sake! I mean sure we've had a few nights where we've swung from the chandeliers but it's not love.
And I'm not a pervert either! I mean sure I like to fuck and I love a pair of tits as much as the next guy but that's just that- I'm just like your average guy. I'm not one of those pervy guys from Japan who fondle girls under their skirts on trains ya know!
And- And yeah! That's it really... And... Ack, I can't remember what else I wanted to say.
Just wanna make a few things clear OK?
I'm NOT a rapist. I've never raped any of my siblings. We've fought and then had violent sex after but it's never been rape. Maybe dub-con a few times... but we're all as bad as each other I can assure you!
Prussia is NOT my best friend, that's Norway's job! He's that bastard neighbor that's there that you just put up with because he's there.
And on the subject of Norway... I'm not in love with him. He's my best friend and like a brother, for God's sake! I mean sure we've had a few nights where we've swung from the chandeliers but it's not love.
And I'm not a pervert either! I mean sure I like to fuck and I love a pair of tits as much as the next guy but that's just that- I'm just like your average guy. I'm not one of those pervy guys from Japan who fondle girls under their skirts on trains ya know!
And- And yeah! That's it really... And... Ack, I can't remember what else I wanted to say.
Fuck this I'm gonna go get a beer.
Lots of love,
Denmark x
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I LOVE HIS VOICE
I also love how you managed to convey crossed words without crossing anythingXDXDXD. His contradicitons!! And his incoherence! Denmark, you're LOVE ♥
And the beer...*snorts*
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