Letter From Veneziano (North Italy)
anonymous
February 9 2010, 10:58:30 UTC
Dear Hetalia fandom!
Ve~ How are you all?
How am I? I’m okay, not that great actually. My pasta was overcooked and the sauce wasn’t right, and I ran out of basil!
Anyway, why do you write me calling Germany ‘Doitsu’? Japan calls Germany ‘Doitsu’ sillies! In Italian, I’d call Germany ‘Germania’. Ve~
Also, why do some of you make me a bad guy? I don’t like bad guys. If Germany was dating someone else, I wouldn’t want to hurt his or his partner’s feelings! I wouldn’t want them to hate me, but some of you seem to like that… Ve, it makes me sad. I know you might not like my personality, but it makes me really, really sad when you make me bad.
Ah but I love reading your stories about Holy Roman Empire. They make me want to cry, but I love reading them. You know, he does look a lot like Germany, I never noticed. They still make me sad though, I wish the stories where he comes back come true.
Ve~ Why am I so good at sex? I’m a virgin! I really am Maybe it’s my Italian spirit, but I don’t think I’ve slept with countless countries. I like
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Re: Letter From Veneziano (North Italy)
anonymous
February 9 2010, 13:01:45 UTC
yeah I dunno, Italy saying Doitsu really bugs me, especially in really enjoyable fics
lolol yeah, I just added that in because I remembered a while ago, there was a discussion about pron exports and Italy has a lot of anal so the OP said something like 'Italy is an ass man'
This is excellent, anon. You adressed everything that bugs me about Feli characterization except dark!Feli and experienced!Feli, which I'm ashamed to say I enjoy V.V
And his voice!! anon, you're an awesome awesome person that gets inside this chaotic head in an impressively accurate way.
The "Doitsu" thing gets on my nerves to the point of abandoning fics that are otherwise well-written...and his being a virgin LOL (it's canon! even though I enjoy sikritly experienced Feli for the lulzXD). Oh, and Romano...*snort* His ramblings on dark!Feli made me feel bad for liking him!! T.T He sounds like a child and I don't wanna hurt him...
Oh, and that awesome rambling about smells and cuddles in the middle was epic winXD. Specially the fact that Prussia is cuddlyXD
You know, he does look a lot like Germany, I never noticed
*snorts* Don't you think too hard about that one, Feli, or you'll jinx your happy ending ;)
Captcha says 'and frescos'. yeah, what about you arts, Feli? ^^
Re: Letter From Veneziano (North Italy)
anonymous
June 18 2010, 06:07:58 UTC
Is it bad that I only like Itacest with Feli topping? So, That was like a YES YES YES moment. Anyway, soo much fun to read anon. Thank you for writing.
Ve~ How are you all?
How am I? I’m okay, not that great actually. My pasta was overcooked and the sauce wasn’t right, and I ran out of basil!
Anyway, why do you write me calling Germany ‘Doitsu’? Japan calls Germany ‘Doitsu’ sillies! In Italian, I’d call Germany ‘Germania’. Ve~
Also, why do some of you make me a bad guy? I don’t like bad guys. If Germany was dating someone else, I wouldn’t want to hurt his or his partner’s feelings! I wouldn’t want them to hate me, but some of you seem to like that… Ve, it makes me sad. I know you might not like my personality, but it makes me really, really sad when you make me bad.
Ah but I love reading your stories about Holy Roman Empire. They make me want to cry, but I love reading them. You know, he does look a lot like Germany, I never noticed. They still make me sad though, I wish the stories where he comes back come true.
Ve~ Why am I so good at sex? I’m a virgin! I really am Maybe it’s my Italian spirit, but I don’t think I’ve slept with countless countries. I like ( ... )
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utter win, anon. XDD (thanks for commenting on the use of gratuitous japanese...)
although feli, i'm sure romano wouldn't mind topping you at all *bricked*
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lolol yeah, I just added that in because I remembered a while ago, there was a discussion about pron exports and Italy has a lot of anal so the OP said something like 'Italy is an ass man'
glad you enjoyed it!
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This was brilliant, thank you!
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My ultimate pet peeve is Italy calling Germany "Doitsu." It really is. And I lol'd hard at "he's an ass man. Ask Spain" part xD
Oh anon <3333 here, have a basket of cookies *hands you a basket of cookies*
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And his voice!! anon, you're an awesome awesome person that gets inside this chaotic head in an impressively accurate way.
The "Doitsu" thing gets on my nerves to the point of abandoning fics that are otherwise well-written...and his being a virgin LOL (it's canon! even though I enjoy sikritly experienced Feli for the lulzXD).
Oh, and Romano...*snort*
His ramblings on dark!Feli made me feel bad for liking him!! T.T He sounds like a child and I don't wanna hurt him...
Oh, and that awesome rambling about smells and cuddles in the middle was epic winXD. Specially the fact that Prussia is cuddlyXD
You know, he does look a lot like Germany, I never noticed
*snorts* Don't you think too hard about that one, Feli, or you'll jinx your happy ending ;)
Captcha says 'and frescos'. yeah, what about you arts, Feli? ^^
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