Letter from France
anonymous
February 9 2010, 10:37:00 UTC
Dear Hetalia ‘fandom’,
Let me start by saying; SACREBLEU!
Excuse me, and I will continue with English from here onwards, but are you forgetting that I am the nation of love? LOVE? Logically I should ‘love’ love, yes?
So then, why am I portrayed as an obstacle between America and England in your, what do you call them, ‘fan fictions’? Don’t get me wrong, England is fun tease sexually and the butt of my jokes, and America is quite attractive (he’s so fun to pinch), but really! ‘Bastard-ising’ me to the point where I am unattractive? Where I am no longer the nation of France, but a generic antagonist? Where I would attempt LITERAL rape? I do love feeling up a nation or too, but I’ve never done anything more if they really didn’t like it! I don’t like being an obstacle! I don’t like being the bad guy in a relationship! I want to make love~! England quite likes sex with me, because I do all the work and America's French is so cute! and fuck I like it rough sometimesAnd my goodness, me always on top? I do like taking it up the rear once
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Re: Letter from France
anonymous
February 9 2010, 12:06:35 UTC
no, really, I hate it when people bastard-ise France so much. I read an entire fic dedicated to him getting in the way of America/England. It's not just France. I've seen Russia ROASTING A SAUSAGE over CHINA'S BURNING CORPSE because the artist like Russia/Lithuania. Hungary gets shit from everyone because she's a girl. Just, argh, I thought we left that behind in Naruto and Kingdom Hearts Agreed with you in 100%!! I can't stand hardcore Yaoi!fantards either because of all bashing against female-nation-tans, in fact I love Hungary and all other female nations together, only because they're 'getting in the way for their fav male characters
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Re: Letter from France
anonymous
February 9 2010, 20:18:48 UTC
As a France fan and a France/America fan, I love you forever for writing this! Also so much love for the mention of Hungary in France's list of people he'd like to be paired with more. I ship that, too.
But yeah, you are so right especially in the author's note. Ship wars are really stupid. It especially irritates me when the bashing is aimed at France or any of the female nations, but character bashing is always fucking dumb. Especially when this fandom talks so much about being proud of their ability to multi-ship. I'm surprised that Hungary actually does usually get treated pretty decently from what I've seen, but then again a lot of the fandom only seems to like her because she's "one of us" (a fujoshi).
If you want to have ship wars and character bashing, gb2 Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, and Bleach kthx.
Re: Letter from France
anonymous
February 10 2010, 06:29:16 UTC
FFFFF! I LOVE YOU FRANCE! Also, I completely agree, you are my fandom bicycle after all. And if I was to see you in any fic containing America and England and their "special relationship" I would assume you would rather play the role of matchmaker than break them up. Keep on loving!!
I'm lucky to say I've never read a fic that bastardized France to the extent which it seems he has been in certain ones and I hope to never run across one. In regards to the female-hating and other bastardizations of the like, I find that this particular fandom has a lot less of it than I've seen in others (especially since Naruto and Kingdom Hearts tend to attract a much younger fanbase). Although, with Funimation's licensing of Hetalia, it doesn't look good...
Re: Letter from France
anonymous
February 10 2010, 13:02:24 UTC
MERCI.
iloveyou You're just awesome. Moreso than Gilbert. /don'ttellhimIsaidthat.
Author!Anon-- you've expressed my feelings that I feel I don't even have to write them. THAT'S ONE LESS THING I HAVE TO WRITE. -scrambles off to do homework, now-
OP is a huge France fan and loves this too!!! I've stopped reading well-written fics because France's characterization was bastardized to the point of unrecognizable. I kinda get that he's an easy target, being England's long time enemy and more recently contradicting America for the lulz. But still, in canon he's in good terms with all the other characters! Not many other characters get to interact with most of the cast and still be everybody's friend. Nonetheless, recently I've been seeing more "France gets USUK together" fics than "France is the bad guy" ones. Thankfully
And so many escapades!! France, you devil ~~ So FrUK, FrUS, Fraustria...and all those nice suggestions ^^ I particularly liked China's and Lithuania's mentions, hehe (France would SO suggest more partners for himselfXD).
And hell yeah!! France will probably the only one to say that he should get to bottom sometimes, but I ♥ U for it, Francis
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Let me start by saying; SACREBLEU!
Excuse me, and I will continue with English from here onwards, but are you forgetting that I am the nation of love? LOVE? Logically I should ‘love’ love, yes?
So then, why am I portrayed as an obstacle between America and England in your, what do you call them, ‘fan fictions’? Don’t get me wrong, England is fun tease sexually and the butt of my jokes, and America is quite attractive (he’s so fun to pinch), but really! ‘Bastard-ising’ me to the point where I am unattractive? Where I am no longer the nation of France, but a generic antagonist? Where I would attempt LITERAL rape? I do love feeling up a nation or too, but I’ve never done anything more if they really didn’t like it! I don’t like being an obstacle! I don’t like being the bad guy in a relationship! I want to make love~! England quite likes sex with me, because I do all the work and America's French is so cute! and fuck I like it rough sometimesAnd my goodness, me always on top? I do like taking it up the rear once ( ... )
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'feeling up a nation or too' should be 'two'
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But yeah, you are so right especially in the author's note. Ship wars are really stupid. It especially irritates me when the bashing is aimed at France or any of the female nations, but character bashing is always fucking dumb. Especially when this fandom talks so much about being proud of their ability to multi-ship. I'm surprised that Hungary actually does usually get treated pretty decently from what I've seen, but then again a lot of the fandom only seems to like her because she's "one of us" (a fujoshi).
If you want to have ship wars and character bashing, gb2 Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, and Bleach kthx.
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Also, I completely agree, you are my fandom bicycle after all. And if I was to see you in any fic containing America and England and their "special relationship" I would assume you would rather play the role of matchmaker than break them up. Keep on loving!!
I'm lucky to say I've never read a fic that bastardized France to the extent which it seems he has been in certain ones and I hope to never run across one. In regards to the female-hating and other bastardizations of the like, I find that this particular fandom has a lot less of it than I've seen in others (especially since Naruto and Kingdom Hearts tend to attract a much younger fanbase). Although, with Funimation's licensing of Hetalia, it doesn't look good...
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iloveyou
You're just awesome. Moreso than Gilbert. /don'ttellhimIsaidthat.
Author!Anon-- you've expressed my feelings that I feel I don't even have to write them. THAT'S ONE LESS THING I HAVE TO WRITE. -scrambles off to do homework, now-
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Nonetheless, recently I've been seeing more "France gets USUK together" fics than "France is the bad guy" ones. Thankfully
And so many escapades!! France, you devil ~~
So FrUK, FrUS, Fraustria...and all those nice suggestions ^^
I particularly liked China's and Lithuania's mentions, hehe
(France would SO suggest more partners for himselfXD).
And hell yeah!! France will probably the only one to say that he should get to bottom sometimes, but I ♥ U for it, Francis ( ... )
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