some suggestions: US has superman bedsheets; UK does not approve US accidentally breaks the bed halfway through because he's overexcited. US tries the make it into a race to see who comes first; the UK gets performance anxiety and can't get it up Someone walks in on them- Tony, who shouts 'fucking' super loud, or Canada, who actually was there the whole time and is leaving. UK attempts dirty talk, but the US just finds it funny because of all the cute British slang.
Use any of these or none of them, as long as you make it funny!
The Cracky Adventures of USxUK [1/?]
anonymous
February 8 2010, 23:52:46 UTC
As promised I gave this prompt a shot. xD I tried to include most of the bonuses. I do implore of a different anon to give this a shot though...mine's crappy
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The Cracky Adventures of USxUK [2/2]
anonymous
February 8 2010, 23:58:48 UTC
Arthur moaned at Alfred’s touch, familiar hands hardened from years of farming glided over sweat-soaked skin. Hands searched for each other, lips sealed into a passionate and fiery kiss…before a voice drew them apart
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some suggestions:
US has superman bedsheets; UK does not approve
US accidentally breaks the bed halfway through because he's overexcited.
US tries the make it into a race to see who comes first; the UK gets performance anxiety and can't get it up
Someone walks in on them- Tony, who shouts 'fucking' super loud, or Canada, who actually was there the whole time and is leaving.
UK attempts dirty talk, but the US just finds it funny because of all the cute British slang.
Use any of these or none of them, as long as you make it funny!
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And I want a sequel of that OBVIOUSLY AWESOME THREESOME. I bet the Polar Bear tops them both
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LMAO
OMG anon, that was just what I needed,
Thanks so much
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that threesome might be amusing to write...I'll give et a shot.
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