Camping Trip
anonymous
January 6 2010, 09:21:55 UTC
:D
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They could no longer remember who suggested the ridiculous family bonding session, nor how they ended up camping somewhere in the middle of America (the landmass of course). But they were very sure of two things.
One: Fishing isn’t as innocent and relaxing a past time as those foreign infomercials for Swiss knives make it out to be…
”OH MY GOD. FUCKING PIRANHAS. FUCKING PIRANHAS!”
“Get the pan, eh!” Clonk. Clonk.
“OH MY G-WHAT THE FUCK! ENGLAND YOU HAVE INSECTS ON YOUR FOREHEAD!”
“Insects…what? …America, you bloody TARD, those are my eyebr-“
“WHAT THE-FUCKING PIRANHAS!”
“Amerique, please let go of my face.”And two: A certain someone forgot to tell them about the bears
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Re: Camping Trip
anonymous
January 8 2010, 20:23:17 UTC
Midwestern!anon, whom you know, thinks you did just fine, not-so-anon-writer!anon! You captured both the pain of camping and the insanity of PETA in one shot! Gold star for you..... if I can find them....
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Camping Trip
They could no longer remember who suggested the ridiculous family bonding session, nor how they ended up camping somewhere in the middle of America (the landmass of course). But they were very sure of two things.
One: Fishing isn’t as innocent and relaxing a past time as those foreign infomercials for Swiss knives make it out to be…
”OH MY GOD. FUCKING PIRANHAS. FUCKING PIRANHAS!”
“Get the pan, eh!” Clonk. Clonk.
“OH MY G-WHAT THE FUCK! ENGLAND YOU HAVE INSECTS ON YOUR FOREHEAD!”
“Insects…what? …America, you bloody TARD, those are my eyebr-“
“WHAT THE-FUCKING PIRANHAS!”
“Amerique, please let go of my face.”And two: A certain someone forgot to tell them about the bears ( ... )
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Oh my God, PETA. Just, pfft. Thank you very much!
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