England somehow ends up with cat ears and tail. It's France's fault. Looking more for FrUK cuteness/cuddling and humor than smut.
Bonus 1: England gets France into the same state he (England) is in. ^^France poked at the plate of ‘scones’ England had brought to the conference. He picked one up experimentally. The butter congealed at the bottom and stuck to the others so he ended up lifting all of them. He placed it back down and wrinkled his nose. The other nations had managed to sit themselves at the other end of the table where they couldn’t possibly be offered one of England’s snacks
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[Part 10] The Accidental Cat - 2/?
anonymous
April 19 2010, 08:40:12 UTC
France rang England’s doorbell and waited on his doorstep. He held a fondant fancy in front of him, wrapped in taffeta and tied with a silk ribbon. England answered the door in his dressing gown. He pulled it tighter around himself once he saw France
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[Part 10] The Accidental Cat - 3/?
anonymous
April 19 2010, 08:42:41 UTC
England batted it with his hands until the thread unfurled. He sucked the end of the string into his mouth and unravelled it from the other end. England’s pupils dilated as they followed the thread. He tossed it over his limbs as it became too long to hold. He hissed at France when he ventured a hand toward him. So France tossed him another bundle of thread. It was pink, which was definitely going to be brought up the next time France mentioned the length of his hair. England unrolled the pink bundle as well. He crossed it over with the other threads, until pink and blue were latticed over him
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[Part 10] The Accidental Cat - 4/?
anonymous
April 19 2010, 08:43:51 UTC
France scooped him up. England wrapped his arms around his neck and didn’t protest, for once. France ventured into England’s kitchen. France pulled a face at the décor. There were woodcuts, embroidered tablecloths and hand towels, grape-patterned wallpaper adorned the walls which housed cupboards with cut-out shapes in their doors. There were hand-made tea cosies and doilies. Brillo pads adorned the sink. Perhaps the kindest thing would be to put England in a nursing home before he started sitting in a rocking chair on his lawn to yell at teenagers. France deposited England in one of the cushioned chairs around his kitchen table
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[Part 10] The Accidental Cat - 5/?
anonymous
April 19 2010, 08:45:07 UTC
France made sure all of the ingredients for the pastry were there and retrieved the jam from the fridge. The jam looked oddly fresh, with whole raspberries and blackberries in the mixture. Other empty jars lurked in the depths of the cupboard
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[Part 10] The Accidental Cat - 6/?
anonymous
April 19 2010, 08:46:35 UTC
France was about to cut England a slice of the tart when he appeared wearing oven gloves and took the whole thing. He placed it on the floor, tucked himself in the corner and dug in. He nibbled the pastry on the edge of the dish, then stuck his face and hands inside it to finish it off. After a few minutes of this, he raised an eye to France. He pushed what little remained of the tart toward him
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[Part 10] The Accidental Cat - 7/7
anonymous
April 19 2010, 08:47:33 UTC
England paused in the furious rinsing of his hair. “When he was little, America hated taking his baths so I made him a little wooden whale to play with. I hollowed it out so it would float. He loved them after that
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Re: [Part 10] The Accidental Cat - 7/7
anonymous
April 19 2010, 13:04:14 UTC
Awww, so cute! you really did a great job keeping England both feline and playful but also Englandy. This is absolutely adorable. Will there be a sequel, about France? England can't be so bad as to leave him alone and not take care of him (if for no other reason than he is at England's, and leaving him alone would be highly destructive)
Re: [Part 10] The Accidental Cat - 7/7
anonymous
April 19 2010, 23:45:31 UTC
Thank you! Uhh, there might be a sequel some time way in the future? So many fills to finish omg. But I'm really flattered that you liked this enough to want to see more.
I definitely want to do more with the cat pills, lol.
Glmop from OP
anonymous
April 19 2010, 13:47:16 UTC
(OP tackle-hugs author!anon. cuddles and rubs face on chest) You filled my request! You filled it, and you made it long, and you made it adorable, and you did the bonus, and your the bestest anon in the world and I love youuuuuuu!!!! <3!!!
“They would normally be 105 Yuan but since it’s you, 210 Yuan.” (shakes head and laughs) China ups the price. And France doesn't question it. Wonderful. And France's comment about England's head popping off, and England making preserves, and England's boxers having little teapots, and England climbing all over France and purring when you scratch his ears, and YEEEEEE!!! ^U^ It was adorable and wonderful and thank-you so incredibly much for writing it for me! <3! <3! <3!
Author!Anon Again
anonymous
April 21 2010, 22:49:00 UTC
I do too, anon. Although Britannia Angel kitty would be even cuter with stubby little wings.
*shifty* There...may be one? England's certainly Not Pleased at China's part in this and may just want to punish him by leaving a France kitty on his doorstep.
England somehow ends up with cat ears and tail. It's France's fault. Looking more for FrUK cuteness/cuddling and humor than smut.
Bonus 1: England gets France into the same state he (England) is in. ^^France poked at the plate of ‘scones’ England had brought to the conference. He picked one up experimentally. The butter congealed at the bottom and stuck to the others so he ended up lifting all of them. He placed it back down and wrinkled his nose. The other nations had managed to sit themselves at the other end of the table where they couldn’t possibly be offered one of England’s snacks ( ... )
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I definitely want to do more with the cat pills, lol.
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“They would normally be 105 Yuan but since it’s you, 210 Yuan.” (shakes head and laughs) China ups the price. And France doesn't question it. Wonderful. And France's comment about England's head popping off, and England making preserves, and England's boxers having little teapots, and England climbing all over France and purring when you scratch his ears, and YEEEEEE!!! ^U^ It was adorable and wonderful and thank-you so incredibly much for writing it for me! <3! <3! <3!
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This response is too cute for words. ILU too OP. Thanks so much for the reply, it made me grin from ear to ear.
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I second a sequel! and I want my own Iggy Kitty
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*shifty* There...may be one? England's certainly Not Pleased at China's part in this and may just want to punish him by leaving a France kitty on his doorstep.
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For that my sould is yours.
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