I May Have Gotten A Little Carried Away
anonymous
November 18 2009, 08:15:31 UTC
"And THIS," said America proudly, "Is gen-ui-wine Texas Chili Con Carne."
England surveyed the groaning table in front of him, and said "That smells delicious, America, but no two people can eat all this food, they'd explode."
"Naw," said America, and his eyes gleamed behind his glasses, sharp and sweet, as he loaded a plate with Hushpuppies, Smelt, Chitterlings and at least three different roast meats, two of which he'd in fact gone out and hunted himself. "Most of this stuff, when I got started I couldn't just make one or two, the recipes don't allow for that. So you-" and here he plonked the plate in front of England, who stared in admittedly salivary awe at the pile. "have a little bit of everything, and I'll have the rest."
"You want me to eat all this?" said England, more as statement of fact than as a protest. America looked so proud, so happy.
"No," said America. "That's only about nine of the stuff I made today, you've got like- twelve more to go."
Re: I May Have Gotten A Little Carried Away
anonymous
December 21 2009, 03:30:02 UTC
/snorts
two of which he'd in fact gone out and hunted himself LOL. He would, da?
WOW. Hushpuppies, Smelt, Chitterlings, and god knows what else is on that table. Sexiest meal eva or sexiest meal eva? Not.
At least he and England can indulge in his tastelessness XD I'd feel a little sorry if it was, say...France/N.Italy tied to a chair at his table.
Pretty good job, writer anon 8Db Especially considering what you had to work with XD; After all, stuffed turkey and deep fried twinkies/bacon are just so damn smexy for your arteries.
for believes. Yeah, I can't believe it either, Captcha.
England surveyed the groaning table in front of him, and said "That smells delicious, America, but no two people can eat all this food, they'd explode."
"Naw," said America, and his eyes gleamed behind his glasses, sharp and sweet, as he loaded a plate with Hushpuppies, Smelt, Chitterlings and at least three different roast meats, two of which he'd in fact gone out and hunted himself. "Most of this stuff, when I got started I couldn't just make one or two, the recipes don't allow for that. So you-" and here he plonked the plate in front of England, who stared in admittedly salivary awe at the pile. "have a little bit of everything, and I'll have the rest."
"You want me to eat all this?" said England, more as statement of fact than as a protest. America looked so proud, so happy.
"No," said America. "That's only about nine of the stuff I made today, you've got like- twelve more to go."
"Twelve more dishes?"
"Plates."
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two of which he'd in fact gone out and hunted himself
LOL. He would, da?
WOW. Hushpuppies, Smelt, Chitterlings, and god knows what else is on that table. Sexiest meal eva or sexiest meal eva? Not.
At least he and England can indulge in his tastelessness XD I'd feel a little sorry if it was, say...France/N.Italy tied to a chair at his table.
Pretty good job, writer anon 8Db Especially considering what you had to work with XD; After all, stuffed turkey and deep fried twinkies/bacon are just so damn smexy for your arteries.
for believes. Yeah, I can't believe it either, Captcha.
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