It occurred to me that this video is perfect fuel for an awesomely hilarious story!
America confronts TheOnion!Andorra about it, demands to be paid back by a date and TheOnion!Andorra unintentionally shots him down. Bonus: Andorra is male, serious, and somewhat indifferent, but extremely confused as to why the USA maps only consist of a few countries or just sections of a continent. Bonus2: No one noticed Andorra before, but they do NOW! Bonus3: Andorra and Prussia are best buds.
slight or full on America/TheOnion!Andorra would be awesome!
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anonymous
December 27 2009, 08:06:22 UTC
America's motivational speech is just me slamming together every patriotic lyric I could remember from elementary...and tapering off into incoherency...
I hope I didn't bastardize America so much in this one, I keep making the characters appear differently on Word then what i imagine in my head. .~.
The Real Andorra is nothing like how he, he because the Internet told me there is a larger male population in Andorra, is depicted in my story as to the fact I refer to him as TheOnion!Andorra, but I will try my hardest to place in any Historical and Real Life facts I can!
Some songs used include:
Always Ready (Semper Paratus, the Coast Guard Song), America the Beautiful, Anchors Aweigh, Star Spangled Banner, There's a Star Spangled Banner Waving Somewhere, This Land is Our Land
Google has informed me that Andorrians?? Andorrans eat lamb...ya as a main staple
Angleterre is what the French call the English
If you didn't watch the video in the previous chapter:
The USA gives 3 billion in aid money to the "poor African nation" Andorra, only to later discover Andorra is actually an EXTREMELY wealthy Western European country. When America asks for the money back Andorra has spent it on improving public saunas and ski chalets. Andorra's Prime Minister says that when every Andorran rides in their pure gold hot air balloon they'll thank the USA, and their incredible kindness*cough*stupidity*cough*.
Epic I know!
Vividus beds are the most expensive beds in the world alla Wikipedia XD
http://www.theonion.com/content/video/nation_of_andorra_not_in_africa
It occurred to me that this video is perfect fuel for an awesomely hilarious story!
America confronts TheOnion!Andorra about it, demands to be paid back by a date and TheOnion!Andorra unintentionally shots him down.
Bonus: Andorra is male, serious, and somewhat indifferent, but extremely confused as to why the USA maps only consist of a few countries or just sections of a continent.
Bonus2: No one noticed Andorra before, but they do NOW!
Bonus3: Andorra and Prussia are best buds.
slight or full on America/TheOnion!Andorra would be awesome!
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I hope I didn't bastardize America so much in this one, I keep making the characters appear differently on Word then what i imagine in my head. .~.
The Real Andorra is nothing like how he, he because the Internet told me there is a larger male population in Andorra, is depicted in my story as to the fact I refer to him as TheOnion!Andorra, but I will try my hardest to place in any Historical and Real Life facts I can!
Some songs used include:
Always Ready (Semper Paratus, the Coast Guard Song), America the Beautiful, Anchors Aweigh, Star Spangled Banner, There's a Star Spangled Banner Waving Somewhere, This Land is Our Land
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Google has informed me that Andorrians?? Andorrans eat lamb...ya as a main staple
Angleterre is what the French call the English
If you didn't watch the video in the previous chapter:
The USA gives 3 billion in aid money to the "poor African nation" Andorra, only to later discover Andorra is actually an EXTREMELY wealthy Western European country. When America asks for the money back Andorra has spent it on improving public saunas and ski chalets. Andorra's Prime Minister says that when every Andorran rides in their pure gold hot air balloon they'll thank the USA, and their incredible kindness*cough*stupidity*cough*.
Epic I know!
Vividus beds are the most expensive beds in the world alla Wikipedia XD
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